Deadliest Weapons

All you have to do is post what you think would be the deadliest close-quarters murder weapon.

And try to post an image, if possible.

Mine would be a serrated knife:

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    neo no spoon

    Fuck your spoon i have neo to break it

    • BEASTY
    • May 25, 2010, 3:23 pm
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    my spoon is too big

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    Would get cut off by most weapons here.

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  • 3

    Here is proof that Bruce Lee is the ultimate weapon.
    bruce lee chuck norris

    Where is your God now?!

    • Snoopy
    • May 21, 2010, 7:26 am
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    wow why thank you :D

    • BEASTY
    • May 29, 2010, 1:48 pm
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    Do want.

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  • 2

    then it must be a shovel.

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  • 2

    Nothing but Chuck Norris...

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  • 2

    That's not Jackie Chan.

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  • 2

    you drop it on somebody then it may have a tendency to explode :D
    how about a mmorpg wepon :
    az shadowmourne preview

    SHADOWMOURNE!

    • BEASTY
    • May 19, 2010, 11:59 am
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    Murder!

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    no but i think a military tribunal would arrest you for war crimes against humanity.

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  • 2

    Ok, then Sauron's Mace, you know what it can do:
    sauronmace - deadliest weapons

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    The only things capable of owning Sauron's mace, are:

    Frodo,
    Chuck Norris,
    Nuck Chorris (evil twin of Chuck Norris),
    and your mom :3

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    it would be to small to be effective

    • BEASTY
    • May 25, 2010, 3:32 pm
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    WIE HABT GEWONNEN

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    Ich GEWINNE!

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    Wir Mussen Die Juden Ausroden

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    und die Piraten

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    Obama is the shit.

    You are racist if you think Obama is making the U.S.A worse, and need to get off my post. NOW.

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  • 1

    No it has to be a MELEE weapon.

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    Ghengis Khan "Tru Dat"

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    win

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  • 1

    how the hell did a predalien happen

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    an alien and a predator mated, its in AvP requiem i think?

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    ah. i didnt see that one yet so yeah xD

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    I lol'd :P

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    there is no spoon

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    i think even the nazies would say that a too deadly

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    MELEE ONLY FOR THE LAST TIME!

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    Invalid, must be Melee.

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    Yeah, I guess that counts as Melee :3

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    If you can make a melee anti-matter weapon, then you're good.

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    Melee. This is Invalid.

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    Hell Yeah!

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  • 1

    there is a guy with a cannon and a missle in a car

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    I already said melee only, his car is Invalid.

    Oh, and you mis-spelled Missile :3

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    grammer NAZI lol

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    umm that's not jackie chan that's bruce lee, and bruce lee killed chuck norris. that's a fact.

    • sw1fty
    • May 18, 2010, 9:02 pm
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    u fail lol
    go look up "Rejected" on Youtube

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  • 1

    If you brought that out in a bank robbery they'd give you the money and the cops wouldn't follow you

    • Jozzoh
    • May 19, 2010, 2:44 am
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    lol im not a troll and i dont want to see that stuff anymore than u do so y would i direct u to it? what i said about the spoon is from that vid. its pretty funny and u should watch it

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  • 1

    If you look really close you can see that Bruce Lee is Asian... And it has been scientifically proven that they always pronounce words wrong.

    • Snoopy
    • May 19, 2010, 5:42 am
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    lol reply after u have watched it

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    Who's the "Core"?

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    Grammar* you're terrible xD

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    Invalid, must be a melee weapon.

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    Heh... Must be hard on them.

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    Yeah, it's Bruce Lee, I know now.

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    Wrong, an alien got into the chest of a predator and it came out with both their genes.

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    Yeah, that counts :3

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    From the Halls of Montezuma,
    To the shores of Tripoli;
    We fight our country's battles
    In the air, on land, and sea;
    First to fight for right and freedom
    And to keep our honor clean;
    We are proud to claim the title
    Of United States Marine.

    Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
    From dawn to setting sun;
    We have fought in every clime and place
    Where we could take a gun;
    In the snow of far-off Northern lands
    And in sunny tropic scenes;
    You will find us always on the job
    The United States Marines.

    Here's health to you and to our Corps
    Which we are proud to serve;
    In many a strife we've fought for life
    And never lost our nerve;
    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.

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    .... What?

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    i misspelled corp on my phone. but i feel nothing is deadlier than a US marine. you can kill one of us, but nothing can kill all of us.
    Semper Fi!

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  • 1

    Eh.. Canada is still awesome :3

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    I agree Canada is and always be awesome. i have been fly fishing up there the last 3 years. Unless you are talking about the Canadian wilderness, Canada is not that deadly. In Canada little old ladies help you cross the street! ;)

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    oooohhhrahh!!!

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    well sorry, i havent seen the movie...douche

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    HEAR, HEAR!

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    win.

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    If you say so...

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    thats way worse than chemical warfare

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    yayz

    • BEASTY
    • May 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
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    AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT HER!!!!!

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    Oh, I KNOW so :3

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    Wow, the only thing capable of owning THAT weapon, are:

    Chuck Norris,
    Your Mom,
    Lightsabers.

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    GRAMMAR FAIL!

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    It's in Alien Vs Predator...

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    Taking a nap...

    What's your point?

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    Hitler himself cringes at the sight of her.

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    Win.

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    dame these grammar Nazis!
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    thanks freind :D

    • BEASTY
    • May 25, 2010, 3:24 pm
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    when anti-mater comes into contact with mater there is a huge release of energy so just being in a hermetical chamber would even set it of. just 1 partial will blow the fuck out of everything so its a tad impractical.

    • BEASTY
    • May 25, 2010, 3:30 pm
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    @ BEASTY ahahahahah

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    comedian used that cup against ozymandias...didnt work sorry bra :P

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    use this with it as a combo
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    • BEASTY
    • May 29, 2010, 1:54 pm
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    Damn, you stole mine!

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    v7tenc - deadliest weapons

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    Oh Newfag you underestimate the power of the internet and anonymity. They can delete our accounts. But they can never stop the power of The Trolls.
    Das ist mir furzegal! Du lecken meine arschloch, du blöde stinkfotze. XDDD

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    OP your lack of 1337 is highly disturbing.

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    Thats pretty sweet man

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    technically, you were about to steal mine...

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  • 1

    Nice but woul you use the Fisto! or the Shocker? (FALLOUT3)

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    the SAS is good, but i just don't see it happening. i would love for you to quantify your statement.

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    mr obama - deadliest weapons


    making

    Pure failure


    even worse since 16th May 2009.

    • Goober
    • May 30, 2010, 9:48 am
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    Owning
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    Since 1995

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    We make a pretty good team :D

    • Goober
    • May 30, 2010, 2:16 pm
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    It's turned out pretty fun.

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    how dare you cheat on me?!?!?!?!? YOU TROLL WHORE

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    I'M SORRY!!!! DON'T BE ANGRY!!!!!!! ICH LIEBE DICH~!!!!
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    Doesnt need to be melee... Where in this entire post does it say that?

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    Well... yeah I guess.

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    INVALID: MUST BE MELEE.

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    Not me, b1tch :3

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    OMFG....

    I wonder what lost treasures hide underneath the flab? O_O

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    Being gay is O.K.

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    I am disturbed =_=

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    At the START!

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    It IS my post, after all.

    I said: close-range murder weapon.

    What does "Close-Range" signify?
    Or should I change it to Melee?

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    And your excess of w1n is disturbing....

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    Yeah my light-saber would own that ^^

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    MMKAY it counts.

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    Cool Yu-Gi-Oh card ^^

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    NO GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE THE 1337!!!!

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    The predator needs to learn how to CLOSE his mouth when in the presence of humanity (O_O)

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    WTF? SPEAK ENGLISH...

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    FTH!!!

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    THE KRAKEN IS NOT THE ANSWER.

    Nukes are the question, and the answer is YES, YES, A MILLION TIMES, YES!

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    Watch out for flying swords!

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    INVALID: MUST BE A PRACTICAL MELEE WEAPON

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    MELEE ONLY, NO MOT'S

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    Huh?

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    I didnt know u wer a hacker?

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    MEGA BELLY FLOP DROP!!!!!!

    • BEASTY
    • June 4, 2010, 11:41 pm
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    gas chamber.....

    • BEASTY
    • June 4, 2010, 11:42 pm
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    FTH what does that mean

    • BEASTY
    • June 4, 2010, 11:43 pm
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    lol it was rare :)

    • BEASTY
    • June 4, 2010, 11:45 pm
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    For the Horde

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    oh right FTA!!!!! dreani dk alosus EU u?

    • BEASTY
    • June 5, 2010, 11:28 am
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    Troll Hunter, Hyjal, USA

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    Yeah that counts ^_^

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    HUH?

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    The water moves aside for her O_O

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    Haha, right you are xD

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    Woah... nice.

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    I think CTRL-W only works for Mac keyboards.

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    nvm 4get it

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    I will NOT forget it >_>

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    1337 is something that hackers use but I guess now it got dumbed down

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    You added that after I noticed it wasn't there so nice try. Can't beat a ninja, let alone a grammar ninja.

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    i say Germany had their asses handed to them since Jun 6, 1944.

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    Sorry Goober i must respectfully disagree. that being said lets hope for the world around us that the SAS and US Marine Core never go head to head. I don't think there will be one living creature left after that.

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    Tomahawk pwnz all!

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    • Woggie
    • January 7, 2011, 8:21 pm
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    /bow

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    Chuck is good, but the Core is immortal.

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    last time i looked up something on the net i watched 2 girls 1 cup. i will take your word that i fail, but please explain why. thanks and may the force be with you.

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    i will take your word and watch it. Dear God, I don't pray as often as I should. But please all powerful God don't let there be anything nasty on this link. Thank you. PS God, I would also love a $1,000,000 tax free dollars.

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    o God, kill it with fire and holy water!!!!!!

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    Pure Pwnage


    Owning

    Pure fail


    Since 6th June 1944

    • Goober
    • May 30, 2010, 2:05 am
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    you misspelled "winner".

    Oh, and Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Jackie Chan into orbit.

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    it was clean, and funny. though it would had been funnier later tonight after some self medication for my ..... that requires me to smoke my medication.

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    But seriously now, an S.A.S General would kick any old jarheads ass from here to tieneman square.

    • Goober
    • May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
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