Cullenism

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Google it. It's quite sad.



1. cullenism
magnetsA new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).


As a fellow sharenator (Inzanepiratical) pointed out to me in a comment, Cullenist Dont consider thereselves a religion, but call there gatherings "Twichurch" and they have them on sundays.

  • Gavin54
  • December 17, 2009, 12:02 pm
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    The worst part is those girls are eventually going to breed...

    • Dannyl
    • December 17, 2009, 1:54 pm
    no... they probably won't.
    - Madstyx October 11, 2010, 5:56 am
    No sane man would mate with these rejects of intelligence.
    - Inzanepiratical October 11, 2010, 6:02 am
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    Thats really pathetic.

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    If I have to hear the words "Twilight" or "Cullen" ONE MORE F*CKING TIME, I'm gonna lose it at school.

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    Its really Quite Sad.

    • Gavin54
    • December 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
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    wow....those girls are stupid..

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    Pfft I'm a devoted member

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    So true!

    • Gavin54
    • December 18, 2009, 5:59 am
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    When will it end?! Why does there have to be a twilight series? Can't we ever have some normality?

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    I know how you feel! :/

    • Gavin54
    • December 18, 2009, 12:29 pm
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    Tacos!

    • Gavin54
    • December 29, 2009, 9:24 am
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    I just found out. One of my classmates call themselves a cullenist

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    bravo)) those girls are bimbos))

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