Cullenism
Google it. It's quite sad.
1. cullenism
magnetsA new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).
As a fellow sharenator (Inzanepiratical) pointed out to me in a comment, Cullenist Dont consider thereselves a religion, but call there gatherings "Twichurch" and they have them on sundays.
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Posted: 2009-12-17 12:02:17
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No sane man would mate with these rejects of intelligence.
If I have to hear the words "Twilight" or "Cullen" ONE MORE F*CKING TIME, I'm gonna lose it at school.
When will it end?! Why does there have to be a twilight series? Can't we ever have some normality?
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