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Whether it be while your were high drunk or any of that stuff. I wanna here em. :)
Mine isn't that awesome, but my first time to smoke weed i got high as hell and passed out on a sidewalk trying to walk to a friends house to get some water(cottonmouths a biznitch D:). About an hour later i got woken up by a cop asking me why i was asleep on a sidewalk. I told him i was just tired, and he started asking me loads of questions. After about 30 minutes of questioning he left and i walked to my friends house. Apparently my friends just left me laying there and went and got something to drink.
See not that great, but yea. i wanna hear them. :D
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Posted: 2009-11-26 05:02:08

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  • dakupoguy - replied 2009-11-27 03:08:02
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    well there was one time when i was tripping hard on acid, and i went to smoke. as i was smoking, i became the weed in my pipe, and i was looking at myself. i then transformed into smoke/thc and got inhaled into my own lungs, then i was absorbed into the bloodstream and went to my brain and went to where my eyes are and went back to normal. pretty crazy.
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  • wetbulldog - replied 2009-11-29 18:08:10
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    when i was back in the states i went over to my girls house cuz her parents were out of town we planned on having some fun know what i mean so we were foolin around and we still had are clothes on but she had a skirt so i let it out and started to play with the outside and then finally i just slide it in and we started to have fun when her MOM walks in and says hey were back oh hey i didnt know you were here so shes obviously oblivious to what we are doin so she asks my girl to help her start cooking and shes says ok and tells her mom she'll be there in a second her mom says "NO...i want you to come with me in the kitchen right now" and my girl is like but mom you dont understand lol and at this time my face is on fire you guys know what im talking about that feeling that you know your gonna get caught the shit sucked and so as my girl goes to get off she starts to................queef and it goes on for like 5 seconds they were the longest 5 seconds of my life lol and as she started to get off of me and her mom changes her attention to me and my member her jaw dropped and says oh is that what you were stalling for ........well you can put him away now and wrap it up next time dumb ass.
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    • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-05-11 01:32:20
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      Wow that's an epic story. +1
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    • Nightmare - replied 2010-06-18 18:42:18
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      mexican1 - craziest story
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  • ricochetrabbit - replied 2009-11-26 05:22:43
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    my story starts off back in my college days. one day it was wet as hell from raining the whole night before and that morning. at lunch that day we loaded up in different cars to go to the park and smoke pot and hackie,nothing out of the norm for a couple of hippie computer graphic designers. well that day i went with my good buddy in like his 96 kia. on the way to the park there was this HUGE curve going downhill and at the bottom about 30 foot ditches on either side. well he was like "hahaha lets go drifting!!" just kinding kidding around and a little too much gas and 4 bald tires later we are completely sideways on this huge ass hill,sliding for this 30 foot fuckin ditch. we go off the side of the road and fell about 10 feet and hit a small ass tree.i mean-this thing was not ever 4 inches wide and no taller than like 3 feet. turns out that little tree stopped his kia from fallin down this huge ass ditch that would have flipped the car and killed us instantly. we rush out of the kia with pot in hand. by that time our other buddy had pulled up behind us and was like "damn man wtf?" well we gave him the pot and called the tow-truck. with 2 long haired hippies standing in the rain talking about how there life had just flashed before their eyes the fuzz pulls up with the tow truck. we were like ".......ooohhhhh fuck" they pulled us out and we got some questioning, but it all was good. so afterwards the kia was back on the road,and we still commenced operation hack and smoke that day at the park. thats one of the craziest shits ive EVER had happen to me.
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  • caseysnoop - replied 2009-11-29 07:08:42
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    well, once i was walking down the road when i found a pound on the floor
    i picked it up and a old lady walked up to me and said "oi! thats my quid, you theif!" that that crazy but was funny 2 b there
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  • PwnzElite - replied 2010-05-30 18:33:45
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    ok well, i was with about 5-6 of my buddys chillin down by my block and we were all stoned out of our minds we smoked about 9 joints we started throwing rocks at at birds and doing stupid shit then all of a sudden my friend just starts telling me he thinks his heart stopped so we all jsut laugh at him but he got this serious ass look on his face so i punched him in the arm and he was like "yo, man , dog, homie, im fuckign serious!" so i was like man , you alright then he looks at me then closes his eyes then jsut falls to the ground , i laughed my ass off at him , then the rest of us jsut laughed at him, then we started talking bout things wrapped in bacon for about 20 minutes , we look back at my buddy and hes still laying there , so me got about a pound of weed in my lungs and paranoid as shit starts gettin weary, then i was like lets go take a walk you guys, so we did then we started talking and walking and we walked about a mile off then we all look at each other and we realize my buddy isnt there so we go back to where he fell to the ground and he was still fucking lying there! then we tried waking him up , but he wouldnt wake up so we picked him up and put him on a picnic table , i tried to do some CPR (punching his chest as hard as i can) then he wakes up smacks me in the head and says" man what the fuck is wrong with you?, i was sleeping asswipe" :)
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  • Jsmash - replied 2009-11-29 06:37:28
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    Once I was on my way to school and norm daily routine smoked a L. While we were smoking behind a jumpster just chillin I heard my boy go like OH Shit at the same time i heard these 2 thumps, I was like wtf. My boy said yo man these 2 fucking birds just try and shit on us, he was to my right and i was to my left about a foot apart. I looked back and they're were these 2 shit spots right between us. Fucking birds I know they always trying to shit on ppl just for the fun of it
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