Contest - Silly short jokes.
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Here post your most childish one liners and short jokes.
Eg:
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.
What is Blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.
What' the difference between a skinny Blonde and a fake dollar bill? Ones a Phony Buck.
Here post your most childish one liners and short jokes.
Eg:
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.
What is Blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.
What' the difference between a skinny Blonde and a fake dollar bill? Ones a Phony Buck.
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What do you call a cow with two legs? LEAN Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND Beef
A man goes into the bathroom and takes a pee he misses the toilet completely and the toilet says, "I'm pissed off."
How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue shotgun.
How do you kill a grey elephant?
Twist its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue shotgun.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
Shoot it with a blue shotgun.
How do you kill a grey elephant?
Twist its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue shotgun.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
Why don't you play cards in the Sahara? Too many Cheetahs.
Is a turtle without a shell homeless or just naked?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Guy walks into a bar what does he say? ... Ouch!
Is a turtle without a shell homeless or just naked?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Guy walks into a bar what does he say? ... Ouch!
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The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."