Contest - Silly short jokes.

For longer jokes post on http://www.sharenator.com/Contest_Jokes/

Here post your most childish one liners and short jokes.

Eg:

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.
What is Blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.

What' the difference between a skinny Blonde and a fake dollar bill? Ones a Phony Buck.

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  • 5

    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

    • Math
    • October 15, 2009, 9:58 am
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  • 3

    Two Irish men walk out of a bar.

    • Paul
    • September 23, 2009, 4:25 pm
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  • 1

    A dog is for life, not just for Christmas... so be careful at the next office Christmas party.

    I went up to the airport information desk. I said how many airports are there in the world?

    -Jimmy Carr

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  • 1

    Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

    Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "Nice weather isn't it?" The other turns and says "Holy Shit a talking cow!!"

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  • 1

    What do you call a cow with two legs? LEAN Beef
    What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND Beef

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  • 1

    A man goes into the bathroom and takes a pee he misses the toilet completely and the toilet says, "I'm pissed off."

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  • 1

    A fish swims into a wall.

    • Kakuzu
    • June 7, 2009, 12:19 pm
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  • 1

    Dam!!

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  • 1

    How do you kill a blue elephant?
    Shoot it with a blue shotgun.

    How do you kill a grey elephant?
    Twist its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue shotgun.

    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
    Time to get a new fence.

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  • 1

    Has anyone seen those 'Princess on board' stickers in the back of cars?

    It just makes me think they're gonna crash

    • Math
    • October 15, 2009, 9:55 am
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  • 1

    Then Paul starts farting.

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  • 1

    lol that took me a while

    • stewiz
    • November 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
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  • 1

    Why don't you play cards in the Sahara? Too many Cheetahs.

    Is a turtle without a shell homeless or just naked?

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Guy walks into a bar what does he say? ... Ouch!

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  • 1

    What happened to the fly on the toilet seat? It got pissed off.

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  • 1

    What's the most convenient way for a Math teacher to die?



    Too much Pi :D

    • Disco
    • October 18, 2010, 10:02 am
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  • 0

    2 men walk into a bar....

    • CRAZY
    • June 8, 2009, 1:16 pm
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