[Contest] Jokes!

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  • 7

    LOL! Check out the corn maze for blondes!
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  • 6

    The president must've been Bush.

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  • 4

    hahaha 2 and a half men FTW =D

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  • 3

    Its because the Milkmans his real dad

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    douchebag: Kanye West

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  • 3

    I refuse to be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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  • 2

    How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one, but it takes three paramedics to remove it!

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  • 2

    oh wow

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    I didnt find them funny :o

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  • 2

    Nacho cheese

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    It is the old British Imperial standards! lbs & oz, gallons, miles, feet & inches we still use them from time to time when talking to the older generations. In fact we still drink pints and drive over miles (albeit not at the same time)!

    • Math
    • October 29, 2009, 11:33 am
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    haha that is really funny!

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  • 2

    people who take jokes affensive are ignorant, jokes are made to make people laugh not make people mad

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  • 2

    twat u got me there

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 9:37 am
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    un called for

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 9:44 am
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    good job im british then and yes i do get it and its a little harsh

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 10:05 am
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    nice one lolz.

    Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
    Tequila

    How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler

    a woman walked into the bar and asked the barman for a double entendre.
    So the barman gave her one!

    • Tiggy
    • November 26, 2009, 10:10 am
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    im an engineer i never have or will use inches there crap and to inaccurate

    • stewiz
    • December 5, 2009, 4:15 pm
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    gay fish: kanye west

    • stewiz
    • December 5, 2009, 4:25 pm
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    WTF???

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    oooohhhhhh disturbing :)

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    Who else would it have been?

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    Obama

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    I'm pretty sure that Obama knows how to count

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  • 2

    ok so your uncle jack is fixing shingles on the roof, and he gets stuck
    .so do you help your uncle jack off, or do you watch him finish

    • mofosho
    • August 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
    ewww!
    - SkinnyBill August 24, 2010, 12:30 am
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    a puppy. duh!!!

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    lolz

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    lol COOL joke skinning bill

    • imcool
    • May 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
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    come on equality is making fun of each other, white people make fun of white people, and black people make fun of black people and guess what black people make fun of white people and white people make fun of black people and mexicans make fun of omish people. EVERY ONE MAKES FUN OF EVERYONE ELSE. quit living under a rock and go out into the real world.

    • Dezey
    • May 26, 2009, 6:45 pm
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    I'm lovin the first one

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    never heard that one. nice. =)

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  • 1

    What do you call a stag with no eyes?

    No eye-deer

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  • 1

    hahahah thats funny and so true

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    dude u ruin evryones fun on this site unknown!!1

    • cmlowe
    • July 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
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    lolzzz

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    good jokes good jokes but i didnt get the first one?

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  • 1

    omg lmao lolz

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    ha

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    You saying you're not 'a black' is racist, dummy.

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  • 1

    gross but funny

    • BAMF
    • August 27, 2009, 11:53 am
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    blonde jokes are funny because there true

    • BAMF
    • August 27, 2009, 11:53 am
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    hey its joe

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    The women's friends will wonder where she is, but the man's friends all cover for him.

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  • 1

    Yeah... Us guys gotta stick together.

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    I liked the jew one.

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    Q. What do you call a stag with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?

    A. still no flaming idea

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    heard it b4 gross but kinda funny

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    That's so racist, but it's fucking hilarious.

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    I don't understand the first one...

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    word hahh

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    The van was good!!

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    I actually agree that America should pick up on the metric system. How the hell did we even come up with this other system...? I don't know, but inches, feet, pounds, and all the other American measurements are way too damn confusing. What's so hard about having 10 small measurements equal 1 larger measurement. Instead we have 16 small measurements makes 1 larger measurement, and 12 of those make one larger measurement, and 3 of those make one larger measurment..............? I could go on forever. Where did we go wrong?

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    LOL, funniest one ever.

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    hilarious

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  • 1

    you definitely have a point... now have another.

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  • 1

    a bit of mock the week cant go wrong

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 9:51 am
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    fuck yes i like it those dam surrender monkeys

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 9:58 am
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    hey thats my profile picture :)

    • stewiz
    • November 16, 2009, 10:01 am
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    thats good stuff

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    • stewiz
    • November 28, 2009, 12:42 pm
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    its true

    • stewiz
    • December 5, 2009, 4:21 pm
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    NICE!

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  • 1

    that or the 1950s

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    lol

    • 720Z
    • February 27, 2010, 5:09 pm
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    i would loooooooooooove to tell my joke but its one about jews and its real offensive

    • 720Z
    • February 27, 2010, 5:24 pm
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    lol thats amazing

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    haha

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    hahaaaaaa now thats funny :)

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  • 1

    lol very good :)

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    Very gooooood :)

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  • 1

    you should totally do it...

    • fluffy
    • May 10, 2010, 6:19 am
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    for the baseball one Canada can have a chance in the world series they have the Toronto Blue Jays.

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    dammit thats a good one

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  • 1

    I've got a joke. Womens rights.

    • Wupwup
    • October 2, 2010, 6:55 am
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  • 0

    really? only A black friend? i have tons!!! they dont mind it very much. they actually laugh and repeat the jokes. so you can shut it, twit.

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  • 0

    nice dragonquest viii joke XP

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    XD

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  • 0

    what do u call a stag with no LEGS

    Still no idea :D

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  • 0

    the one about black people with nightmare and the one with the eight year old girl are fuckin hillarious.

    • Zink
    • September 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
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  • 0

    OMG SO EVIL YET SOMEWHAT FUNNY

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    The only reason u posted this was so u could figure out how to go through the dam maze yourself!!!!

    • jstove
    • November 21, 2009, 4:50 pm
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  • 0

    umm..." a rich man was driving down the street"...."he asks the driver"???

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  • -1

    LOLZ...THE ONE GUY ATE THE OTHER GUYS PUKE...(SRRY IF I RUINED IT 4 ANYONE:( )

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  • -4

    STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT BLACKS! I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S A BLACK! Although, I'm not a black.

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  • -27

    I hope the president isn't any of the famous ones, or our current one.

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