[Contest] Best Pickup Lines
Post a one-liner that might get a girl interested in you.
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Posted: 2009-06-05 07:57:13
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Here are a few of mine.
"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine!"
"Guy: My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear.
Girl: Yes I do!
Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"
"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine!"
"Guy: My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear.
Girl: Yes I do!
Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"
heres some i know although i don't use them:
Do you like chocolate? Why don't you pull down your snickers and i'll give you a boost.
Are you a parking ticket...cos you got fine written all over you.
Wanna play battleships... you lie down and i'll blow the fuck outta you!
Do you like chocolate? Why don't you pull down your snickers and i'll give you a boost.
Are you a parking ticket...cos you got fine written all over you.
Wanna play battleships... you lie down and i'll blow the fuck outta you!
That dress looks very becoming on you... Of course if i was on you I'd be coming too
I wish i was a tear in your eye so i could start on ur eyes live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.
Don't worry, I'll take you back to the playground around 5.
Here's mine:
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
how much dose a walruss weigh? enough to break the ice can i get yo digets?
How much money would I have to make for you to find me attactive?
rate me up if you like boobies and down if ya dont
Here are some:
1 Are you a bomb? Because something just exploded in my pants
2 If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
3 If u were a tree and I were a squirrel I'd put my nuts in your hole
4 I guess I'm from the lonely Island band because i just Jizzed in my pants
1 Are you a bomb? Because something just exploded in my pants
2 If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
3 If u were a tree and I were a squirrel I'd put my nuts in your hole
4 I guess I'm from the lonely Island band because i just Jizzed in my pants
nice dress, it would look better on my floor
nice legs, what time do they open?
let's f ck, all i need is "u"
nice legs, what time do they open?
let's f ck, all i need is "u"
Hey sweet thing. Can i buy you a fish sandwich?
Is your dad a nuclear scientist? Cuz you're a bomb!
Got a map? I got lost in your eyes.
Got a map? I got lost in your eyes.
beauty is only a light switch away :P
If we had a garden I'd put my tulips and ur tulips together.
nice boobs works everytime...not that ive tryed it
Do you have a map? Because im lost in your eyes.
if you were a boger id pick you first
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