[Contest] Best Pickup Lines

Post a one-liner that might get a girl interested in you.

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  • 8

    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

    • Kakuzu
    • June 5, 2009, 6:54 pm
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  • 7

    Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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  • 5

    Here are a few of mine.

    "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

    "I love every bone in your body, especially mine!"

    "Guy: My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear.
    Girl: Yes I do!
    Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"

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  • 4

    heres some i know although i don't use them:
    Do you like chocolate? Why don't you pull down your snickers and i'll give you a boost.

    Are you a parking ticket...cos you got fine written all over you.

    Wanna play battleships... you lie down and i'll blow the fuck outta you!

    • jokin
    • June 6, 2009, 12:32 pm
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  • 4

    hey! you look exactly like my next girlfriend!

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  • 3

    That dress looks very becoming on you... Of course if i was on you I'd be coming too

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  • 2

    I wish i was a tear in your eye so i could start on ur eyes live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.

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  • 2

    Don't worry, I'll take you back to the playground around 5.

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  • 2

    HA i mean thats awful lolz

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  • 2

    winner

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  • 2

    If i had £1 for every time i saw a girl as good looking as you i would have £1.

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  • 2

    LMFAO! NICE!

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  • 2

    lmao

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  • 2

    Man: " can i give you a austrailian kiss
    Woman: " whats that? "
    Man: " a french kiss but down under ;)


    best one ever

    • Jenks
    • September 23, 2009, 6:14 am
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  • 2

    rofl, love it

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  • 2

    I have a good one,

    I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. :D

    • elihuey
    • January 20, 2010, 6:12 am
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  • 1

    Here's mine:
    Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

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  • 1

    Baby, Did You Fart? Because You Just Blew Me Away!

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  • 1

    i lost my phone number, may i borrow yours

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  • 1

    how much dose a walruss weigh? enough to break the ice can i get yo digets?

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  • 1

    im not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock

    • mitch
    • June 5, 2009, 12:49 pm
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    LMAO!!!

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  • 1

    lol ur all lame --→ can i sleep with u? i lsot my teddy bear!!

    • G4g3
    • June 16, 2009, 2:55 am
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  • 1

    How much money would I have to make for you to find me attactive?

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  • 1

    Boy: Theres something on your but.
    Girl: What?
    Boy: My eyes.

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  • 1

    rate me up if you like boobies and down if ya dont

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  • 1

    im chuck norris...

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  • 1

    You've got something in your eye... Nope, that's just a sparkle. :)

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  • 1

    Ok here's some:
    "Do u work at subway? coz u just gave me a foot long."

    "Yeah, you'll do"

    "If I were an enzyme i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes."

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  • 1

    Here are some:
    1 Are you a bomb? Because something just exploded in my pants

    2 If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

    3 If u were a tree and I were a squirrel I'd put my nuts in your hole

    4 I guess I'm from the lonely Island band because i just Jizzed in my pants

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    If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

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  • 1

    nice dress, it would look better on my floor

    nice legs, what time do they open?

    let's f ck, all i need is "u"

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  • 1

    "Hey baby, does this rag smell of chlorophorm to you?"

    or

    "get in the van"

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  • 1

    Hey sweet thing. Can i buy you a fish sandwich?

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  • 1

    My love for you is like diarrhea....I just can't hold it in.

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  • 1

    You should be a carpenter because you can work on my wood all day.

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  • 1

    this one is mine:

    "hey, i noticed you werent having sex with me"

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  • 0

    Nice.

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  • 0

    You said she's the bomb, so why does something in your pants explode?
    She has to explode.

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  • -1

    hey do you have a mirror in ure thong because i can see myself in them

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  • -1

    Is your dad a nuclear scientist? Cuz you're a bomb!

    Got a map? I got lost in your eyes.

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  • -1

    beauty is only a light switch away :P

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  • -1

    If we had a garden I'd put my tulips and ur tulips together.

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  • -1

    nice boobs works everytime...not that ive tryed it

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  • -1

    Do you have a map? Because im lost in your eyes.

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  • -1

    They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too.

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  • -1

    I wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice!

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  • -1

    if you were a boger id pick you first

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  • -1

    lol good one

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  • -1

    hey baby. Wanna get LUCKY?!

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  • -1

    hahahahahaa lol

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