Confucius Says...

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

  • Foghol
  • March 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
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    hahaaha this is awesome +3

    • pato26
    • March 26, 2010, 7:18 am
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    SOooooooooooooo awesome

    • peace
    • April 10, 2010, 3:20 pm
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  • 2

    Confucius say: man with hand in pocket feel nuts man with hand in pants feel cocky all day
    +3

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    THIS IS AWESOME XD

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    thx

    • Foghol
    • March 26, 2010, 10:46 am
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    I knew the first one forever.

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