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Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner.

If she stops sucking, replace the bag.


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    So I was on the phone with DirecTV customer support, browsing Sharenator while answering their stupid "technical support questions" like is my TV plugged in. Yes, dumb-asses... and I read this post and literally laughed out loud. I think I pissed off the customer service rep!

    and the sharenator community will rise to the top
    - triclebickle October 2, 2010, 6:59 pm
    I love your avatar btw lol
    - tbart2010 October 2, 2010, 7:07 pm
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    people in general are pretty retarded. I am amazed that some are functional in everyday life. I cannot wait for the great Zombie Cleansing to get rid of the 'stupids'

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    good job

    • 720Z
    • March 26, 2010, 4:52 pm
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    LMAO

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  • 1

    Ha Ha, now that is true ..........

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    I worked as technical support for quite a while and have to say you'd be amazed how often that's a problem.

    • Dannyl
    • April 6, 2010, 6:01 am
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    ..but why would i take my vacuum cleaner on a date?

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