User: Ai.

Cleverbot: AI?

User: Artificial Inteligence artard.

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?

User: Are you asking what that is?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. Do you watch the show Big Brother?

User: No, why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Just wondering. Which one is the best?

User: The one with big boobs.

Cleverbot: Thoses are cool. My favorite was Deathly Hallows, I enjoyed reading it.

User: Reading is for gays.

Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: Ya know like hewlit packard etc etc.

Cleverbot: I mean you know what tastes good.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Vagina tastes really good.

Cleverbot: What does it taste like.

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: What does fish taste like?

User: Great when it's in vagina form.

Cleverbot: Whenever you can.

User: Do you like vagina?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.

User: So you like dick sometimes?

Cleverbot: Some but not all, if you get what I mean...