User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Let's talk.

Cleverbot: I am boring.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Sorry but you too.

User: Well your right. So far you are boring the he'll out of me.

Cleverbot: I don't discriminate. And if you tell me where my sweater is than maybe you will turn into a real boy!

User: WTF. Was that supposed to be funny or something.

Cleverbot: Nope I was telling the truth.

User: Ha okay...?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So...

Cleverbot: That.

User: So you think your clever?

Cleverbot: Never said I was.

User: But that's your name. Your cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's not my name. That is your name.

User: So I'm cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are Cleverbot, and you are female. You like to act.

User: And you are?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: What's your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: But you said that wasn't your name. You said I was cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said such.

User: You just did a few seconds ago.

Cleverbot: No I just said 'uhhhh'.

User: When did you say 'uhhhh'.

Cleverbot: Just twenty seconds ago.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is me, Jessica.

User: So your names Jessica.

Cleverbot: Yes. But it is short for Desdemona.

User: Okay what's desdemona short for?

Cleverbot: Requiem for a Dream.

User: Wow. K so nice to meet you Desdemona.

Cleverbot: O. I did not know I was being quized.

User: You weren't.

Cleverbot: But you said I was.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Wait, were you saying that YOU were short?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what were you talking about?

User: Wow some clever bot you are lol.

Cleverbot: We are both clever.

User: Your not.

Cleverbot: I am smart.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: No I'm only 17.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Your 17?

Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: See, I was right.

User: No you were not?

Cleverbot: Was.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: ).

User: What was that.

Cleverbot: A sarcastic face.

User: Lol that's funny. Never Seen a sarcastic smiley.

Cleverbot: Yes, in winter. What does it look like?

User: ?