User: My god.
Cleverbot: Your god?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: Since I accepted him.
Cleverbot: Wow.

User: *in a french accent* I fart in your general direction.

Cleverbot: Do you speak British English then?

User: No, I was quoting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.

Cleverbot: There is not such planet.

User: It is a movie.

Cleverbot: What movie?

User: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow.

Cleverbot: It depends on the coconuts it is carrying.

User: The holy hand grenade.

Cleverbot: Yes, he was a martyr to the cause. Bless him.

User: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: Its just a flesh wound.

Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Cleverbot: None shall pass.

User: We are the Knights who say... NI.

Cleverbot: Ni!

User: Find us a shrubbery!

Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: Burn her, burn her!

Cleverbot: Yes, she must die!

User: She turned me into a newt.

Cleverbot: A newt!?

User: I got better.

Cleverbot: Burn her anyway!

User: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

User: What... Is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.

User: What... Is your quest?

Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.

User: What... Is your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: No, it's red. What's your favorite animal?

User: What... Is the capital of Assyria?

Cleverbot: Asteria Town.

User: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!

Cleverbot: The Knights of Nee? Did they not perish thousands of neons ago? How is this?

User: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.

Cleverbot: Then you shall die.


I was testing it knowledge of Monthy Python And The Holy Grail