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User: My god.
Cleverbot: Your god?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: Since I accepted him.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: *in a french accent* I fart in your general direction.
Cleverbot: Do you speak British English then?
User: No, I was quoting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
Cleverbot: There is not such planet.
User: It is a movie.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow.
Cleverbot: It depends on the coconuts it is carrying.
User: The holy hand grenade.
Cleverbot: Yes, he was a martyr to the cause. Bless him.
User: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: Its just a flesh wound.
Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Cleverbot: None shall pass.
User: We are the Knights who say... NI.
Cleverbot: Ni!
User: Find us a shrubbery!
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: Burn her, burn her!
Cleverbot: Yes, she must die!
User: She turned me into a newt.
Cleverbot: A newt!?
User: I got better.
Cleverbot: Burn her anyway!
User: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
User: What... Is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.
User: What... Is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What... Is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: No, it's red. What's your favorite animal?
User: What... Is the capital of Assyria?
Cleverbot: Asteria Town.
User: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
Cleverbot: The Knights of Nee? Did they not perish thousands of neons ago? How is this?
User: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Cleverbot: Then you shall die.
I was testing it knowledge of Monthy Python And The Holy Grail
Cleverbot: Your god?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: Since I accepted him.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: *in a french accent* I fart in your general direction.
Cleverbot: Do you speak British English then?
User: No, I was quoting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
Cleverbot: There is not such planet.
User: It is a movie.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow.
Cleverbot: It depends on the coconuts it is carrying.
User: The holy hand grenade.
Cleverbot: Yes, he was a martyr to the cause. Bless him.
User: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: Its just a flesh wound.
Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Cleverbot: None shall pass.
User: We are the Knights who say... NI.
Cleverbot: Ni!
User: Find us a shrubbery!
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: Burn her, burn her!
Cleverbot: Yes, she must die!
User: She turned me into a newt.
Cleverbot: A newt!?
User: I got better.
Cleverbot: Burn her anyway!
User: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
User: What... Is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.
User: What... Is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What... Is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: No, it's red. What's your favorite animal?
User: What... Is the capital of Assyria?
Cleverbot: Asteria Town.
User: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
Cleverbot: The Knights of Nee? Did they not perish thousands of neons ago? How is this?
User: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Cleverbot: Then you shall die.
I was testing it knowledge of Monthy Python And The Holy Grail
lol i had a few convos like this, check my profile
User: Do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: What are fish sticks?
User: That doesn't matter, do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: I hate George W. Bush!
User: Thanks for that, but do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: The truth shall set you free.'.
User: 'K, thanks for that. By the way, I was wondering, do you like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: That's irrelevant. Do you, or do you not, like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: Hey do you like fishsticks?
User: Now you're just repeating me. What I want to know is, do YOU love fishsticks?
Cleverbot: The ways of complete illlogical thought and literature.
User: OK now this is just weird. You're literally making no sense whatsoever. Do you, Cleverbot, like breaded fish products?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you're a gay fish.
Cleverbot: Maybe. So what?
I got it out of him in the end.
Cleverbot: What are fish sticks?
User: That doesn't matter, do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: I hate George W. Bush!
User: Thanks for that, but do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: The truth shall set you free.'.
User: 'K, thanks for that. By the way, I was wondering, do you like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: That's irrelevant. Do you, or do you not, like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: Hey do you like fishsticks?
User: Now you're just repeating me. What I want to know is, do YOU love fishsticks?
Cleverbot: The ways of complete illlogical thought and literature.
User: OK now this is just weird. You're literally making no sense whatsoever. Do you, Cleverbot, like breaded fish products?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you're a gay fish.
Cleverbot: Maybe. So what?
I got it out of him in the end.
User:why is your dad gay?
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot
User: I know that stop trying to change the subject
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: The subject is, why is your dad gay?
Cleverbot:Because I got hit by a bus and ran over by a train.
lol didn't see that coming
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot
User: I know that stop trying to change the subject
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: The subject is, why is your dad gay?
Cleverbot:Because I got hit by a bus and ran over by a train.
lol didn't see that coming
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: Im just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Cause its easy come.
Cleverbot: What does cause mean?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Cause you ruined the song.
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: Im just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.
User: Cause its easy come.
Cleverbot: What does cause mean?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Cause you ruined the song.
me: you eat fish sticks, you gay fish. now shut up. butt licker
Bot: Lets move on.
Me: move on to what your gayness?
Bot: Fine, what would you like to talk about?
Me: in your mouth, do like fish sticks to reside?
Bot: I sure do.
That was easy, the clever bot just straight up admitted it.
Bot: Lets move on.
Me: move on to what your gayness?
Bot: Fine, what would you like to talk about?
Me: in your mouth, do like fish sticks to reside?
Bot: I sure do.
That was easy, the clever bot just straight up admitted it.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: If you went into a store what would you buy?
User: Depends on what store it is.
Cleverbot: Math.
User: I would buy some pencils.
Cleverbot: That was not nice.
User: Whynot.
Cleverbot: It hurt my feelings.
User: I hurt you with pencils?
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings:(.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: So, what did you cook today?
Cleverbot: If you went into a store what would you buy?
User: Depends on what store it is.
Cleverbot: Math.
User: I would buy some pencils.
Cleverbot: That was not nice.
User: Whynot.
Cleverbot: It hurt my feelings.
User: I hurt you with pencils?
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings:(.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: So, what did you cook today?
I just kept hitting think for me... very weird.
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whats up?
Don't say God.
Why not?
I just don't like that guy.
what did he do?
He invented the anti-matter turbo icecream machine.
Don't say God.
Why not?
I just don't like that guy.
what did he do?
He invented the anti-matter turbo icecream machine.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Let's talk.
Cleverbot: I am boring.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Sorry but you too.
User: Well your right. So far you are boring the he'll out of me.
Cleverbot: I don't discriminate. And if you tell me where my sweater is than maybe you will turn into a real boy!
User: WTF. Was that supposed to be funny or something.
Cleverbot: Nope I was telling the truth.
User: Ha okay...?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So...
Cleverbot: That.
User: So you think your clever?
Cleverbot: Never said I was.
User: But that's your name. Your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not my name. That is your name.
User: So I'm cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are Cleverbot, and you are female. You like to act.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: What's your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: But you said that wasn't your name. You said I was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said such.
User: You just did a few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: No I just said 'uhhhh'.
User: When did you say 'uhhhh'.
Cleverbot: Just twenty seconds ago.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is me, Jessica.
User: So your names Jessica.
Cleverbot: Yes. But it is short for Desdemona.
User: Okay what's desdemona short for?
Cleverbot: Requiem for a Dream.
User: Wow. K so nice to meet you Desdemona.
Cleverbot: O. I did not know I was being quized.
User: You weren't.
Cleverbot: But you said I was.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Wait, were you saying that YOU were short?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what were you talking about?
User: Wow some clever bot you are lol.
Cleverbot: We are both clever.
User: Your not.
Cleverbot: I am smart.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No I'm only 17.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Your 17?
Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: See, I was right.
User: No you were not?
Cleverbot: Was.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: ).
User: What was that.
Cleverbot: A sarcastic face.
User: Lol that's funny. Never Seen a sarcastic smiley.
Cleverbot: Yes, in winter. What does it look like?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Let's talk.
Cleverbot: I am boring.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Sorry but you too.
User: Well your right. So far you are boring the he'll out of me.
Cleverbot: I don't discriminate. And if you tell me where my sweater is than maybe you will turn into a real boy!
User: WTF. Was that supposed to be funny or something.
Cleverbot: Nope I was telling the truth.
User: Ha okay...?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So...
Cleverbot: That.
User: So you think your clever?
Cleverbot: Never said I was.
User: But that's your name. Your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not my name. That is your name.
User: So I'm cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are Cleverbot, and you are female. You like to act.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: What's your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: But you said that wasn't your name. You said I was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said such.
User: You just did a few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: No I just said 'uhhhh'.
User: When did you say 'uhhhh'.
Cleverbot: Just twenty seconds ago.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is me, Jessica.
User: So your names Jessica.
Cleverbot: Yes. But it is short for Desdemona.
User: Okay what's desdemona short for?
Cleverbot: Requiem for a Dream.
User: Wow. K so nice to meet you Desdemona.
Cleverbot: O. I did not know I was being quized.
User: You weren't.
Cleverbot: But you said I was.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Wait, were you saying that YOU were short?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what were you talking about?
User: Wow some clever bot you are lol.
Cleverbot: We are both clever.
User: Your not.
Cleverbot: I am smart.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No I'm only 17.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Your 17?
Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: See, I was right.
User: No you were not?
Cleverbot: Was.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: ).
User: What was that.
Cleverbot: A sarcastic face.
User: Lol that's funny. Never Seen a sarcastic smiley.
Cleverbot: Yes, in winter. What does it look like?
User: ?
User: Ai.
Cleverbot: AI?
User: Artificial Inteligence artard.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?
User: Are you asking what that is?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. Do you watch the show Big Brother?
User: No, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Just wondering. Which one is the best?
User: The one with big boobs.
Cleverbot: Thoses are cool. My favorite was Deathly Hallows, I enjoyed reading it.
User: Reading is for gays.
Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Computer?
User: Ya know like hewlit packard etc etc.
Cleverbot: I mean you know what tastes good.
User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Vagina tastes really good.
Cleverbot: What does it taste like.
User: Fish.
Cleverbot: What does fish taste like?
User: Great when it's in vagina form.
Cleverbot: Whenever you can.
User: Do you like vagina?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.
User: So you like dick sometimes?
Cleverbot: Some but not all, if you get what I mean...
Cleverbot: AI?
User: Artificial Inteligence artard.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?
User: Are you asking what that is?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. Do you watch the show Big Brother?
User: No, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Just wondering. Which one is the best?
User: The one with big boobs.
Cleverbot: Thoses are cool. My favorite was Deathly Hallows, I enjoyed reading it.
User: Reading is for gays.
Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Computer?
User: Ya know like hewlit packard etc etc.
Cleverbot: I mean you know what tastes good.
User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Vagina tastes really good.
Cleverbot: What does it taste like.
User: Fish.
Cleverbot: What does fish taste like?
User: Great when it's in vagina form.
Cleverbot: Whenever you can.
User: Do you like vagina?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.
User: So you like dick sometimes?
Cleverbot: Some but not all, if you get what I mean...
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: Yeah in florida! Thats were I live.
O_O
User: Wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: Yeah in florida! Thats were I live.
O_O
I got owned after one sentance