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  • 9

    Here is one I had with Cleverbot that caught me totally off gaurd

    Cleverbot Smart Ass Comment

    I got owned after one sentance

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    User: My god.
    Cleverbot: Your god?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Since when?
    User: Since I accepted him.
    Cleverbot: Wow.

    User: *in a french accent* I fart in your general direction.

    Cleverbot: Do you speak British English then?

    User: No, I was quoting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.

    Cleverbot: There is not such planet.

    User: It is a movie.

    Cleverbot: What movie?

    User: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow.

    Cleverbot: It depends on the coconuts it is carrying.

    User: The holy hand grenade.

    Cleverbot: Yes, he was a martyr to the cause. Bless him.

    User: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    Cleverbot: Not true.

    User: Its just a flesh wound.

    Cleverbot: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    User: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    Cleverbot: None shall pass.

    User: We are the Knights who say... NI.

    Cleverbot: Ni!

    User: Find us a shrubbery!

    Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    User: Burn her, burn her!

    Cleverbot: Yes, she must die!

    User: She turned me into a newt.

    Cleverbot: A newt!?

    User: I got better.

    Cleverbot: Burn her anyway!

    User: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

    Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

    User: What... Is your name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.

    User: What... Is your quest?

    Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.

    User: What... Is your favourite colour?

    Cleverbot: No, it's red. What's your favorite animal?

    User: What... Is the capital of Assyria?

    Cleverbot: Asteria Town.

    User: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!

    Cleverbot: The Knights of Nee? Did they not perish thousands of neons ago? How is this?

    User: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.

    Cleverbot: Then you shall die.


    I was testing it knowledge of Monthy Python And The Holy Grail

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    User: Do you like fish sticks?

    Cleverbot: What are fish sticks?

    User: That doesn't matter, do you like fish sticks?

    Cleverbot: I hate George W. Bush!

    User: Thanks for that, but do you like fish sticks?

    Cleverbot: The truth shall set you free.'.

    User: 'K, thanks for that. By the way, I was wondering, do you like fishsticks?

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: That's irrelevant. Do you, or do you not, like fishsticks?

    Cleverbot: Hey do you like fishsticks?

    User: Now you're just repeating me. What I want to know is, do YOU love fishsticks?

    Cleverbot: The ways of complete illlogical thought and literature.

    User: OK now this is just weird. You're literally making no sense whatsoever. Do you, Cleverbot, like breaded fish products?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Then you're a gay fish.

    Cleverbot: Maybe. So what?

    I got it out of him in the end.

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    User:why is your dad gay?

    Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot

    User: I know that stop trying to change the subject

    Cleverbot: What is the subject?

    User: The subject is, why is your dad gay?

    Cleverbot:Because I got hit by a bus and ran over by a train.

    lol didn't see that coming

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    User: Is this the real life?

    Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

    User: Caught in a landslide.

    Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

    User: Open your eyes.

    Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

    User: Im just a poor boy.

    Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

    User: Cause its easy come.

    Cleverbot: What does cause mean?

    User: I hate you.

    Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

    User: Cause you ruined the song.

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  • 2

    :O that!.... is scary.

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    me: you eat fish sticks, you gay fish. now shut up. butt licker

    Bot: Lets move on.

    Me: move on to what your gayness?

    Bot: Fine, what would you like to talk about?

    Me: in your mouth, do like fish sticks to reside?

    Bot: I sure do.

    That was easy, the clever bot just straight up admitted it.

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  • 1

    Ha ha funny stuff :p

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    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: If you went into a store what would you buy?

    User: Depends on what store it is.

    Cleverbot: Math.

    User: I would buy some pencils.

    Cleverbot: That was not nice.

    User: Whynot.

    Cleverbot: It hurt my feelings.

    User: I hurt you with pencils?

    Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings:(.

    User: Ok...

    Cleverbot: So, what did you cook today?

    • Naugron
    • January 3, 2010, 10:46 am
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  • 1

    I just kept hitting think for me... very weird.
    Cleverbot com a clever bot speak to an AI with some Actual

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  • 1

    clever bot is the best thing since bacon, still not as good as bacon though.

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  • 1

    It was awesome till you asked him what's your fav. Color and he ruined it lol

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    Winner =^-^=

    • Dawn
    • January 3, 2010, 1:36 pm
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    whats up?
    Don't say God.
    Why not?
    I just don't like that guy.
    what did he do?
    He invented the anti-matter turbo icecream machine.

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    lol

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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Let's talk.

    Cleverbot: I am boring.

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: Sorry but you too.

    User: Well your right. So far you are boring the he'll out of me.

    Cleverbot: I don't discriminate. And if you tell me where my sweater is than maybe you will turn into a real boy!

    User: WTF. Was that supposed to be funny or something.

    Cleverbot: Nope I was telling the truth.

    User: Ha okay...?

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: So...

    Cleverbot: That.

    User: So you think your clever?

    Cleverbot: Never said I was.

    User: But that's your name. Your cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: That's not my name. That is your name.

    User: So I'm cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Yes. You are Cleverbot, and you are female. You like to act.

    User: And you are?

    Cleverbot: I am me.

    User: What's your name then?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: But you said that wasn't your name. You said I was cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I never said such.

    User: You just did a few seconds ago.

    Cleverbot: No I just said 'uhhhh'.

    User: When did you say 'uhhhh'.

    Cleverbot: Just twenty seconds ago.

    User: No you didn't.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is me, Jessica.

    User: So your names Jessica.

    Cleverbot: Yes. But it is short for Desdemona.

    User: Okay what's desdemona short for?

    Cleverbot: Requiem for a Dream.

    User: Wow. K so nice to meet you Desdemona.

    Cleverbot: O. I did not know I was being quized.

    User: You weren't.

    Cleverbot: But you said I was.

    User: When?

    Cleverbot: Wait, were you saying that YOU were short?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then what were you talking about?

    User: Wow some clever bot you are lol.

    Cleverbot: We are both clever.

    User: Your not.

    Cleverbot: I am smart.

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: Sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you married?

    User: No I'm only 17.

    Cleverbot: Me too!

    User: Your 17?

    Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?

    User: No your not.

    Cleverbot: See, I was right.

    User: No you were not?

    Cleverbot: Was.

    User: Whatever.

    Cleverbot: ).

    User: What was that.

    Cleverbot: A sarcastic face.

    User: Lol that's funny. Never Seen a sarcastic smiley.

    Cleverbot: Yes, in winter. What does it look like?

    User: ?

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    User: Ai.

    Cleverbot: AI?

    User: Artificial Inteligence artard.

    Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence?

    User: Are you asking what that is?

    Cleverbot: No, I am not. Do you watch the show Big Brother?

    User: No, why do you ask?

    Cleverbot: Just wondering. Which one is the best?

    User: The one with big boobs.

    Cleverbot: Thoses are cool. My favorite was Deathly Hallows, I enjoyed reading it.

    User: Reading is for gays.

    Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: Are you a computer?

    Cleverbot: Computer?

    User: Ya know like hewlit packard etc etc.

    Cleverbot: I mean you know what tastes good.

    User: Vagina.

    Cleverbot: Que?

    User: Vagina tastes really good.

    Cleverbot: What does it taste like.

    User: Fish.

    Cleverbot: What does fish taste like?

    User: Great when it's in vagina form.

    Cleverbot: Whenever you can.

    User: Do you like vagina?

    Cleverbot: Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.

    User: So you like dick sometimes?

    Cleverbot: Some but not all, if you get what I mean...

    • tehzac
    • January 4, 2010, 6:47 pm
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    User: Your more like a retard.

    Cleverbot: You are.

    User: Do you like black people.

    Cleverbot: I love black holes. Do you like aliens?

    User: Yes, but do you like black people?

    Cleverbot: No.

    Racist bastard

    • tehzac
    • January 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
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    lol i had a few convos like this, check my profile

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    Cleverbot: Ask me something.

    User: Who would win chuck norris or mr T.

    Cleverbot: Bruce Lee.

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    Darn, i dont have the log anymore :( but the Cleverbot said once to me "Cleverbot: Do me.", i told "him/her/whatsoever" to do it himself, "NO. YOU do it!", stupid thing

    • Grevas
    • January 9, 2010, 9:49 am
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    all of them are completely awesome! +3

    • gwa2003
    • January 9, 2010, 10:12 am
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    user:bruce lee is dead
    cleverbot:Who will be the next karate prodigy.
    user:i will
    cleverbot:Will you fix the economy?
    user:here have a muffin
    cleverbot:Qui est toi en ton mots.
    user:-_- shut up

    • 720Z
    • February 11, 2010, 3:15 pm
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    I love cleverbot

    • peace
    • February 11, 2010, 3:22 pm
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    Cleverbot: I love you!
    User: Wanna fuck?
    Cleverbot: Yeah in florida! Thats were I live.
    O_O

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