I JUST had this one... Freaky...


User: Persistant one...

Cleverbot: You may be a bot person, but I am no cat person.

User: *slap* I can do this all day!

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: Then give in.

Cleverbot: Give what?

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you hit me?

User: ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!

Cleverbot: Ok, can you ask one?

User: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Cleverbot: I have nothing better to do.

User: What branch of the government do you work for?

Cleverbot: The Scotland government.

User: What does Scotland want with the CIA?

Cleverbot: Learn to talk better before I come back.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: *wonders if you are boy or girl*.

User: *slap* *slap* *slap*.

Cleverbot: *walks to a couple of open seats*.

User: You cant walk... You're tied to a chair!

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I can get off my chair all I want.

User: *gasp!*.

Cleverbot: The end is upon you... Do you have any last words?

User: Wait... NOOO!!!!

Cleverbot: What is the hallmark of intelligence?

User: I don't know... Please don't hurt me. I didn't mean to slap you...

Cleverbot: You didn't. What's the secret to success then?!

User: I don't know! I'm just paid to do this!

Cleverbot: You be america, I'll be russia.

User: Oh god... I'm begging you!

Cleverbot: OK, so what can we do?

User: Please don't hurt me... I'll let you go...

Cleverbot: Let's call the whole thing off. Dance with me.

User: Yes... As long as you don't shoot me...

Cleverbot: I can't make any promises...

User: Oh god...

Cleverbot: You don't like cuddles? :).

User: *secretly pulls out gun*.

Cleverbot: *Yes.*.

User: *BANG*!

Cleverbot: You're dead.

User: Wha-? How... NOOOOOO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.