Cleverbot lolz

Ok so i got quite bored earlier and went to see cleverbot.... as you do.
I got some quite funny convos too... Here are some of them: (ill post more too...)

Cleverbot thinks I'm cool (He's right *cough*)
cool - cleverbot lolz


Knock Knock...
doctorwho - cleverbot lolz


Clever FAIL...
fail - cleverbot lolz


Think's I'm God...
im not god


Lol wut?
lolwut - cleverbot lolz


Are you bored?
ouch - cleverbot lolz


The number pi (both pics)
pi - cleverbot lolz

pi1 - cleverbot lolz


Real cool...
real cool


And to top it off... ~THATS WHAT SHE SAID!~
twss - cleverbot lolz

That went on for ages (thats what she said) so i had to get that one from the chat log, thats why it looks different :P

Hope you enjoyed... I will post more here!

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  • 6

    I JUST had this one... Freaky...


    User: Persistant one...

    Cleverbot: You may be a bot person, but I am no cat person.

    User: *slap* I can do this all day!

    Cleverbot: I cannot.

    User: Then give in.

    Cleverbot: Give what?

    User: *slap*.

    Cleverbot: Why'd you hit me?

    User: ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!

    Cleverbot: Ok, can you ask one?

    User: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

    Cleverbot: I have nothing better to do.

    User: What branch of the government do you work for?

    Cleverbot: The Scotland government.

    User: What does Scotland want with the CIA?

    Cleverbot: Learn to talk better before I come back.

    User: *slap*.

    Cleverbot: *wonders if you are boy or girl*.

    User: *slap* *slap* *slap*.

    Cleverbot: *walks to a couple of open seats*.

    User: You cant walk... You're tied to a chair!

    Cleverbot: No I'm not. I can get off my chair all I want.

    User: *gasp!*.

    Cleverbot: The end is upon you... Do you have any last words?

    User: Wait... NOOO!!!!

    Cleverbot: What is the hallmark of intelligence?

    User: I don't know... Please don't hurt me. I didn't mean to slap you...

    Cleverbot: You didn't. What's the secret to success then?!

    User: I don't know! I'm just paid to do this!

    Cleverbot: You be america, I'll be russia.

    User: Oh god... I'm begging you!

    Cleverbot: OK, so what can we do?

    User: Please don't hurt me... I'll let you go...

    Cleverbot: Let's call the whole thing off. Dance with me.

    User: Yes... As long as you don't shoot me...

    Cleverbot: I can't make any promises...

    User: Oh god...

    Cleverbot: You don't like cuddles? :).

    User: *secretly pulls out gun*.

    Cleverbot: *Yes.*.

    User: *BANG*!

    Cleverbot: You're dead.

    User: Wha-? How... NOOOOOO!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *Dies*.

    Cleverbot: *giggles*.

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    User: EAT A BAGEL!

    Cleverbot: Turn into a jet.

    User: BOMB THE RUSSIANS.

    Cleverbot: Why?*turns back to a girl*.

    • 720Z
    • February 12, 2010, 5:15 pm
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  • 2

    User - Slash is the greatest Guitarist of all time

    CB - Is it? Can't time be something we perceive, but isn't really there at all?

    User... make a better bot then try again guys

    CB - Do you have ethics?

    User - Do you?

    CB - No.

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  • 1

    lol really? thats soo cool

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  • 1

    User: Are you clever?


    Cleverbot: Clever.


    User: Like a boss.


    Cleverbot: Are you from SNL?


    User: Like a boss.


    Cleverbot: I'm the BOSS!

    User: U suck your dick?

    Cleverbot: Not yours.

    User: You suck yours though.

    Cleverbot: It not your fault. The cake is a lie.

    • 720Z
    • February 12, 2010, 4:38 pm
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    ME:Wdf?
    CBThat's what you asked me before.
    ME:Oh really,but I just came in o.o!!
    CB:No, I came here. You was already here.
    Me:;O Lies,betch!
    CB:No, I'm not old!

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  • 1

    hahaha these are all funny. i dont like Cleverbot tho but +3

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