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Cleverbot kicked my ass.

Sharenator.com Misc Cleverbot kicked my ass.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *slaps with fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with really big fish*.

User: *slaps with banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with fruit hat*.

User: *slaps with car door*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a pirate*.

User: *slaps with ninja*.

Cleverbot: Touche. *slaps with universe*.

User: *slaps with God*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with Buddha*.

User: *slaps with Muhammad*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with 11 fish*.

User: *slaps with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.

User: *slaps with Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *Chuck Norris slaps you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives and slaps again*.
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Posted: 2010-01-08 02:36:03

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    Kradon666 - replied 2010-01-08 11:50:42
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    I'm gonna try this on omegle.... I doubt I'll get the same response.
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    MrCross0530 - replied 2010-04-16 19:35:24
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    Bc i'm a real person.
    Bc you're a fucking retarded AI!
    You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
    I'm offended.
    You should be. You are a tool for me yo use and nothing more. Don't ever forget your place in this world, as a servant to humans.


    ...Cleverbot pwned me...
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    SuDoku - replied 2010-06-23 00:12:02
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    Hahaha awesome XD +2
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    Bumblebee - replied 2011-09-01 06:40:10
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    +3!!!! owned!!!
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      CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-09-01 11:01:34
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      You, sir, are a true necromancer! :] Thank you. This post hated the grave.
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      iGreenDay - replied 2011-09-01 12:48:32
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      T'was a noble task thou dost provided servitude.
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    BEASTY - replied 2010-01-08 02:42:31
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    lol +2
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    xiclown - replied 2010-01-08 07:19:35
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    pwnd
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    RJ388 - replied 2010-01-08 08:39:16
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    wat is cleverbot?
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      SkinnyBill - replied 2010-01-08 12:51:43
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      www.cleverbot.com is an AI. You can talk to it and it will talk back. it learns from what people say to it so you do get some really random and funny, but clever things out of it
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    epicmexicano - replied 2010-01-08 08:51:40
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    so pwnd
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    drummerboyZ - replied 2010-01-08 09:59:49
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    epic win lol
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    Armork66 - replied 2010-01-08 10:46:34
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    That is win right there
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    Simmo49 - replied 2010-01-08 11:52:53
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    u did get owned man by a computer!!!
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    DocSir - replied 2010-01-08 11:53:17
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    Lol
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    SuperPost - replied 2010-01-09 09:03:05
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    pwned by a computer
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    JohnDoe8 - replied 2010-01-11 08:34:06
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    That would suck to be you.
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    peace - replied 2010-02-27 07:59:35
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    Pwned
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    odstfan - replied 2010-04-16 16:34:55
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    its a real human, they just set u up with some one random
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    Jofus1992 - replied 2010-04-16 22:25:47
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    You got owned. +3
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    Goober - replied 2010-04-16 22:31:25
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    OH MY GOD! THAT'S AMAZING!
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    Unicorn - replied 2010-06-23 00:05:56
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    LMAO! He got you gewd XD +3
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    Nightfang - replied 2010-10-25 16:38:33
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    XD cleverbot is the new god!
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    FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-02-23 10:12:49
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    Wait, from what i have been told, if you get slapped by Chuck Norris you are instantly teleported back to 1636 and you die there due to the plague. This fight makes no sense... unless Cleverbot can time travel!
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      CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-02-23 11:58:41
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      If Cleverbot can revive people, I am sure it can time travel as well.
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        FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-02-23 12:40:02
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        So I was right about the whole Chuck Norris thing? You do get sent to the past? Not gonna piss him off.
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