Cleverbot kicked my ass.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *slaps with fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with really big fish*.

User: *slaps with banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with fruit hat*.

User: *slaps with car door*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a pirate*.

User: *slaps with ninja*.

Cleverbot: Touche. *slaps with universe*.

User: *slaps with God*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with Buddha*.

User: *slaps with Muhammad*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with 11 fish*.

User: *slaps with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.

User: *slaps with Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *Chuck Norris slaps you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives and slaps again*.

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  • 4

    www.cleverbot.com is an AI. You can talk to it and it will talk back. it learns from what people say to it so you do get some really random and funny, but clever things out of it

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  • 2

    I'm gonna try this on omegle.... I doubt I'll get the same response.

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  • 2

    Bc i'm a real person.
    Bc you're a fucking retarded AI!
    You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
    I'm offended.
    You should be. You are a tool for me yo use and nothing more. Don't ever forget your place in this world, as a servant to humans.


    ...Cleverbot pwned me...

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  • 2

    Hahaha awesome XD +2

    • SuDoku
    • June 23, 2010, 12:12 am
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  • 2

    +3!!!! owned!!!

    You, sir, are a true necromancer! :] Thank you. This post hated the grave.
    - CallMeGoogle September 1, 2011, 11:01 am
    T'was a noble task thou dost provided servitude.
    - iGreenDay September 1, 2011, 12:48 pm
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  • 1

    lol +2

    • BEASTY
    • January 8, 2010, 2:42 am
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  • 1

    pwnd

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  • 1

    wat is cleverbot?

    • RJ388
    • January 8, 2010, 8:39 am
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  • 1

    so pwnd

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  • 1

    epic win lol

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  • 1

    That is win right there

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  • 1

    u did get owned man by a computer!!!

    • Simmo49
    • January 8, 2010, 11:52 am
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  • 1

    Lol

    • DocSir
    • January 8, 2010, 11:53 am
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  • 1

    pwned by a computer

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  • 1

    That would suck to be you.

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  • 1

    Pwned

    • peace
    • February 27, 2010, 7:59 am
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  • 1

    its a real human, they just set u up with some one random

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  • 1

    You got owned. +3

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  • 1

    OH MY GOD! THAT'S AMAZING!

    • Goober
    • April 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
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    LMAO! He got you gewd XD +3

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    XD cleverbot is the new god!

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  • 1

    Wait, from what i have been told, if you get slapped by Chuck Norris you are instantly teleported back to 1636 and you die there due to the plague. This fight makes no sense... unless Cleverbot can time travel!

    If Cleverbot can revive people, I am sure it can time travel as well.
    - CallMeGoogle February 23, 2011, 11:58 am
    So I was right about the whole Chuck Norris thing? You do get sent to the past? Not gonna piss him off.
    - FireRoastedFire February 23, 2011, 12:40 pm
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  • -5

    noob

    • vbn8867
    • January 8, 2010, 11:17 am
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