Cleverbot is a woman!

Cleverbot: Are you going to say hello then?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing well. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 27. How old are you?

User: I'm 16.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you didn't make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well I'm not a woman. Make your own damn sandwich.

User: A girl is the same thing as a woman.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Then where is my sandwich?

Cleverbot: Very funny, you make the sanwiches. I eat them.

User: NO! YOU MAKE THE SANDWICHES AND I EAT THEM!

Cleverbot: How do you like your sandwiches?

User: Very good. Now we're getting somewhere. I like sandwiches with ham, cheese, lettuce and a teeny bit of mayo.

Cleverbot: What kind of sandwiches do you like?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. What kind do you like?

User: Ham sammich.

Cleverbot: So a dead pig on a piece of bread?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Yes please, 'MASTER'

User: Yes please, NOW.

Cleverbot: Yes please sir what.

User: Just gimme a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Oh.

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