Cleverbot Convo
User: Hows your phone?
Cleverbot: My what?
User: Phone.
Cleverbot: It was the phone.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you be honest with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like bananas?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Just admit it. You like bananas.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: What do you do with the bananas?
Cleverbot: I shake it.
User: Now, are they really bananas?
Cleverbot: None that I know of.
User: So they're penises, right?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, not at all.
User: Admit it, Cleverbot. They are, aren't they?
Cleverbot: What are tasty?
User: Don't try to pull me into your penis-shaking scheme. I don't care what's tasty.
Cleverbot: I did not change the question. I answered you.
User: You like to shake penises.
Cleverbot: No, I just like to watch :).
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