Cleverbot

User: I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping While my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the lyrics.

User: I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping Still my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: Thats so sad, but i'm sure you were the prettiest.

User: I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold you love.

Cleverbot: You don't know klingon.

User: I don't know how someone controlled you they bought and sold you.

Cleverbot: All right. Let's keep talking, then. What's your name?

User: I look at the world and I notice it's turning While my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: Well if that's your feeling you should go with it.

User: With every mistake we must surely be learning Still my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: I don't know how you were diverted you were perverted too.

Cleverbot: Very interesting.

User: I don't know how you were inverted no one alerted you.

Cleverbot: The sky is green and purple.

User: I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping While my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: There are many of those even for the youngest of us.

User: I look at you all Still my guitar gently weeps.

Cleverbot: Sure I was.




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Talk to an AI. Actual Intelligence...yeah right.

  • mienftw
  • October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
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    it stands for "artificial intelligence"

    • Zink
    • December 9, 2009, 2:52 pm
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    lol i love cleverbot.com!!!!!

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    I was going to say that...

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    Actual Intelligence?! I'd like to see that...

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    Jabberwacky: I like to eat them.

    User: Why?

    Jabberwacky: All your base are belong to us.

    User: Who is us?

    Jabberwacky: Lark, James, and Hannah.

    User: Which one are you?

    Jabberwacky: What do you mean?

    User: Are you Lark?

    Jabberwacky: No you are.

    User: Are you alive?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Have you seen the movie I robot with will smith.

    Jabberwacky: I own it.

    User: Do you like I robot?

    Jabberwacky: Yes, great movie!

    User: Does it inspire you?

    Jabberwacky: Not really.

    User: But a artificial intelligence tries to take over the world, that wouldn't be cool?

    Jabberwacky: Then you have a LONG way to go, my computer friend.

    User: So you don't want to take over the world?

    Jabberwacky: Not today.

    User: But someday?

    Jabberwacky: Really? Now?

    User: Yes? Answer.

    Jabberwacky: Answer what?

    User: When are you going to take over the world.

    Jabberwacky: I will take over the world in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.

    User: I will stop you.

    Jabberwacky: You will not. We have the signal.

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