Hey there!
This is going to be a post dedicated to Claudio Pizarro, one of the greatest strikers of all time.. If you're looking for funnies - sorry!
If you're looking for funny faces - you might be just right. Pizarro really likes to play a little theater, his mimics are simply great and he's got a huge sense of humour. I hope you like it :) !
Sometimes he's just as confused as we are on math tests..
And he can go crazy as f**k!
This is Derpizarro.. Hurr!
Sometimes he just don't care
But he'll always see what you did there.
He loves his family and his fans which he openly demonstrates after scoring another goal
Mouseover for the answer to live, the universe and the very rest:
His favourite superhero seems to be the Green Arrow
He's played with Diego, Mesut Özil and many more soccer superstars.. Since he is one himself.
..he'll fight back until he gets what he wants: the team's victory!
Sometimes you gotta seduce the referee for an extra penalty ;) ..
He's pretty good at synchro sports, too!
Two examples: Synchro screaming with Clemens Fritz..
..and synchro running with some Bayer Leverkusen player.
One of his major strenghts: Team Spirit
Even the enemy team players like him:
.. he likes to play Jedi, too.
This is the thumbnail. Too lazy to upload it later.
U mad bro? Trollface Claudio is trollin' da enemy goalie..
One thing you won't hear to often after Werder Bremen scores.. Wasn't me!
But most of the time, he's just like this:
I hope you enjoyed it a little - so if you read this up to here, you'll probably think about one of your favourite sportsmen and write something interesting about them (or pics) in the comment section!
but i wouldn't say he's one of the greatest strikers of all time, jus sayin :P
He may not be Messi, but Pizza delivers always one goal or two.. He scored again yesterday, in the Bremen - Leverkusen draw!
there's even a song about him:
But the very best is still..
Hans Sarpei.
Actually, in Germany Hans Sarpei is the new Chuck Norris. Look Hans Sarpei up on facebook or google, you'll get a hanslot of hits. Unfortunately, all the gags are in german but still, he's rather popular here :D.
here's two examples in real life this time:
and, at the world cup:
i'll look up the other guy tomorow, if i remember :P
Bayer 04 for live :D
Allthough they play like crap this season.... Stupid Robin Dutt. Get the fuck away from our great team!