Chuck Norris is scared of something!!

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  • 5

    the only reason lee is in heaven is because hes afraid of what chuk norris wud do to him on earth

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  • 4

    Bruce Lee has already killed everything in heaven. Now we have to wait for Techno Viking to kill Chuck Norris so that he and Bruce can have their epic showdown.

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  • 2

    Lmao well I could say something to defend Bruce right now but it wouldn't be that good as I'm tired and about to pass out so I'll put the come back on hold lol because that one needs time to sink in it was so thought through.

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    Dude why the fuck do you get on here and do this shit? Do you really have nothing better to do with your fucking life? I know you have no friends and all that but still! Did you get beat up all your life? How's your life going for you? Did you think of all those questions by yourself? Have you ever even wiped your ass? I didn't think so!!! So get the fuck off my posts with this shit and go masterbate in the corner and leave me the fuck alone!!!

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  • 2

    The Stig > All

    The Stig Demotivator The Stig

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  • 1

    lies! i dont wanna believe its true!

    • corn
    • March 27, 2010, 11:33 pm
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    Win!

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  • 1

    The Stig > All

    Therefore:

    The Stig > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

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  • 1

    go bruce mah man

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  • 1

    thank god this has appeared i am getting sick of all the chuck norris shit hes not that great bruce lee was way more talented +3

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    epic

    • Dannyl
    • March 29, 2010, 1:00 am
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    Heck yeah!

    • Ertrov
    • April 2, 2010, 2:50 pm
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    Ooooh, poor choice of words. I don't want to be anywhere near you when Chuck reads this. And he WILL.

    • Ertrov
    • April 2, 2010, 2:51 pm
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    Chuck Norris is far superior. Here's how it really went down. In the beginning, there was Chuck. Chuck Norris begat Darth Vader, who begat Stephen Colbert, who begat Techno Viking, who begat that guy from the Freecreditreport.com commercials, who begat the Master Chief, who begat Superman, who begat the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, who begat Sauron, who begat Morgan Freeman, who begat Bruce Lee. Bruce,the least of his line, saw the greatness of his ancestors, and was grieved. So, Chuck looked upon him with kindness, and allowed him to think he had a victory over Chuck in fake combat. This got blown out of proportion, however, and Chuck was angered against Bruce. He cast Bruce into the underworld to show that no one should ever consider themselves greater than CHUCK NORRIS.

    • Ertrov
    • April 2, 2010, 2:57 pm
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    win!! lolz

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    i'm pretty sure if chuck norris and bruce lee fought it would be as bad as dividing by zero.
    thats why i beleive they shuld join together to take down god.

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    i love the stig as much as any but he is a mindless driver who does the talking on the track, not a fighter.

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    refer to rule 14 and rule 11 fer u justjim

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  • 1

    bruce lee wins hands down waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    EPIC WIN(And who the hell is The Stig? o-o;)

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  • 0

    believe it I do!! Bruce was the man.

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  • 0

    Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

    Are your parents siblings?

    As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

    Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

    Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

    Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

    Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

    Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

    Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

    Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

    He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

    He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

    He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

    He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

    Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

    Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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