Chuck Norris Hater
I was randomly searching Chuck Norris stuff when I came across this.
I suggest that whoever came up with this might as well start running.
"I do not like Chuck Norris.I do not like his shows. I do not like his acting abilty. And most of all, I DO NOT like the "Chuck Norris (Insert stupid saying here)" quotes. This morning someone came by my desk and proceeded to use said "Chuck Norris doesn't..." saying. There have to be 1,000's of them out there, and I am still completely shocked that 75% of the world still thinks they are funny."
PS:I also found a picture attached with this.
I suggest that whoever came up with this might as well start running.
"I do not like Chuck Norris.I do not like his shows. I do not like his acting abilty. And most of all, I DO NOT like the "Chuck Norris (Insert stupid saying here)" quotes. This morning someone came by my desk and proceeded to use said "Chuck Norris doesn't..." saying. There have to be 1,000's of them out there, and I am still completely shocked that 75% of the world still thinks they are funny."
PS:I also found a picture attached with this.
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Posted: 2010-04-30 15:33:42
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Holy Crap, Chuck put strawberry jam on that man's face
That person is probably dead by now
dangerbunny... i wish you the best of luck in the next world
..because Chuck Norris will greet you there :)
i don't know bruce lee is there and hes the only person chuck norris is scared of
Hey all I know is that Chuck got hit with a paddle. I don't know who is swinging it. It could be Optimus Prime for all I know.
its obviously bruce lee swinging it.
Sorry to spoil the moment, but Bruce Lee died many years ago. I hope you have a pleasant evening.
sorry to burst your bubble but bruce lee is immortal on the intenet
The last time i tried hitting Chuck Norris in the head with a canoe paddle i lost that canoe paddle somewhere in my lower esophagus. And by "i lost," I mean chuck Norris did something that i am forbidden/Norrised to say.
