Chuck Norris
Alright, I looked around Sharenator, and saw that there are a few Chuck Norris fact lists, but never a real opportunity for the whole community to contribute. So here ya go, start naming them! I'll start:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Posted: 2009-12-21 20:18:18
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I thought it was impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, but now Chuck Norris has proved me wrong. *Bows* v.v
You got all that from ur igoogle account! >:O
I got them all from the Chuck Norris school of facts.... AKA Google
That's basicly what I said. BKZ there's a little add on that'll show you a joke about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN'T touch DarkHunter.
DarkHunter can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris into Oblivion.
Ember:"if Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris Chuck Norris would win."
DarkHunter can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris into Oblivion.
Ember:"if Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris Chuck Norris would win."
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
Q: If Superman and the Flash raced to the end of the world who would win?
A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice.
A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice.
chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? ALL of it.
chuck norris has a who was more balls contest with lance armstrong.
chuck norris won by 16
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? ALL of it.
chuck norris has a who was more balls contest with lance armstrong.
chuck norris won by 16
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back
Chuck Norris would be nothing if it weren't for Danny Glover.
Chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved.
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. after hours of vigorous pain, the rattlesnake finally died.
The dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land.
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did.
Chuck norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. after hours of vigorous pain, the rattlesnake finally died.
The dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land.
chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn he stares it down and dares it to grow
Chuck Norris can shoot down an F-22 by pointing at it and saying Bang!
Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's just because Chuck Norris isn't playing
Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's just because Chuck Norris isn't playing
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