Chuck Norris

Alright, I looked around Sharenator, and saw that there are a few Chuck Norris fact lists, but never a real opportunity for the whole community to contribute. So here ya go, start naming them! I'll start:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.


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  • Ertrov
  • December 21, 2009, 8:18 pm
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    - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    -There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    -Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    -Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    -Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    -Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares down the books till they give him what he wants.
    - devilduck May 31, 2011, 6:04 pm
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  • 4

    Chuck Norris's tears cure cacer, shame he never cries.

    • jjboi69
    • December 22, 2009, 8:49 am
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    Danny Glover wouldn't exist if it weren't for Chuck Norris

    • Ertrov
    • March 16, 2010, 2:50 pm
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    Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

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    if Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris Chuck Norris would win.
    Chuck Norris can divied by zero.

    • ember
    • February 12, 2010, 6:25 am
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    I got them all from the Chuck Norris school of facts.... AKA Google

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    Q: If Superman and the Flash raced to the end of the world who would win?
    A: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice.

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    Chuck Norris CAN'T touch DarkHunter.
    DarkHunter can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris into Oblivion.
    Ember:"if Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris Chuck Norris would win."
    falsememe - chuck norris

    Fact: Dwight Shrute is awesome.
    - Ertrov June 1, 2011, 10:35 am
    Indeed :D
    - DarkHunter June 1, 2011, 10:43 am
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    chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom

    chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? ALL of it.

    chuck norris has a who was more balls contest with lance armstrong.
    chuck norris won by 16

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  • 2

    in a game of rock-paper-scisors chuck norris always wins

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    Chuck Norris had sex with a truck. Nine months later Optimus Prime was born.

    • SuDoku
    • June 2, 2011, 11:09 am
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    Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back

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    Chuck Norris would be nothing if it weren't for Danny Glover.

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    Great Chuck Norris facts

    • peace
    • February 11, 2010, 3:40 pm
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    I thought it was impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, but now Chuck Norris has proved me wrong. *Bows* v.v

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    Chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved.

    Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did.

    Chuck norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. after hours of vigorous pain, the rattlesnake finally died.

    The dark is afraid of chuck norris.

    Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land.

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    chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn he stares it down and dares it to grow

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    Chuck Norris can shoot down an F-22 by pointing at it and saying Bang!
    Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
    If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's just because Chuck Norris isn't playing

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    You got all that from ur igoogle account! >:O

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    That's basicly what I said. BKZ there's a little add on that'll show you a joke about Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris allows the universe to exist, only because my Dad lets him.

    I got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and he begged for mercy.

    Chuck Norris once tried to shut down sharenator, as you can see, he failed

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