Christmas jokes/riddles-counting down to xmas #15

1. what is the purpose of reindeer???
Christmas Reindeer 1

2. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month???
december 03 - christmas jokes/riddles-counting down to xmas #15

3. What do you call someone who is afraid of santa???
220px Jonathan G Meath portrays Santa Claus

4. What's the difference between the ordinary alphabet and the christmas alphabet???
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5. What is a parents favourite christmas carol???
singing christmas carols

6. What do you get when santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit???
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7. Why is rudolph so good at trivial games???
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8. What comes at the end of christmas day???
clocktower looking east s

9. What's white, naked and lives at the north pole???
The North Pole

10. Where does miseltoe go to become rich and famous???
mistletoe fruits lg2

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  • 2

    #2-the letter D
    #3-claustraphobic
    #5-silent night
    #7-because he's bright
    #8-the letter y
    can't get the rest, when will you release the answers?
    ;)

    • qwop
    • December 19, 2011, 1:09 pm
    not bad!! good job!
    - MissRandom December 19, 2011, 3:18 pm
    haha nice one, u're doing the best so far :D
    take a guess at the others, you never know, might get one of them?
    - Fail4424 December 19, 2011, 4:09 pm
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  • 2

    ~~~~answers~~~~




    1. It makes the grass grow, sweetie
    2. D
    3. Claustrophobic
    4. There is no L (noel)
    5. Silent night
    6. Crisp Cringle
    7. Because he nose a lot/he is very bright
    8. Y
    9. a polar "bare"
    10. "Holly" wood

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!
    YOU'RE A F**KING LEGEND
    SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL!!!!!!!
    well done mate, what u want as a prize??? :P
    - Fail4424 December 21, 2011, 5:07 am
    hahaha.. thanks. but no need for a prize. i just remember these from school.
    - beanertroll December 21, 2011, 12:10 pm
    haha ok
    i would uprate some of your posts.....but you don't have any :/
    - Fail4424 December 21, 2011, 2:21 pm
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  • 1

    i can only get #6
    rosting chestnuts on a open fire

    • hightec
    • December 18, 2011, 3:21 pm
    *you can only get #6 wrong
    it's not that :P
    - Fail4424 December 18, 2011, 4:54 pm
    you sure?
    it what is it then???
    i wanna know the answers!!!!!!
    ;)
    - qwop December 19, 2011, 1:42 pm
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  • 1

    oh wow,, i actually loved this post A LOT
    +3 and i couldn't answer any :(
    maybe the naked northpoll thing can be naked santa XD ?

    haha it isn't :(
    and did you really love it?? :P
    - Fail4424 December 18, 2011, 6:18 pm
    excuse me! do i look like the lying type or kiss up type!!
    if i said i loved it .. it means i LOVED IT XD
    - MissRandom December 19, 2011, 4:05 am
    oh ok, thought u were being sarcastic because you didn't get any :P
    - Fail4424 December 19, 2011, 4:11 pm
    no i really loved it
    cuz its different :D
    - MissRandom December 20, 2011, 5:23 am
    oh, good then :D
    - Fail4424 December 20, 2011, 9:32 am
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  • 1

    #7 Cause hes very bright ;)

    :D
    the first person to get one of them right
    and for the others?? :P
    - Fail4424 December 19, 2011, 4:09 pm
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  • 1

    #2
    the letter d

    #8 is similar to #2, so give it a go, you might get it if you really think about it!
    good luck :D
    - Fail4424 December 19, 2011, 4:12 pm
    isnt #8 the letter y?
    - awesomeeeee December 19, 2011, 5:48 pm
    yep :D
    - Fail4424 December 20, 2011, 9:32 am
    woohoo
    i feel so smart
    - awesomeeeee December 20, 2011, 9:39 am
    cos you are haha :D
    - Fail4424 December 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
    yeah but i only did 1, not all 10
    - awesomeeeee December 20, 2011, 8:35 pm
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