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  • 56

    Thinking from a male perspective, I would totally choose the top half human because:

    A. Easier on the eyes and mind. I mean mentally it would be hard to get over the fish face.

    B. She would have a mouth.

    C. She would have hands.

    D. Every "animal" has to get rid of poop somehow, ergo there would be a hole somewhere.

    E. Boobs

    I rest my case.

    You forgot that every animal also reproduces
    - iGreenDay November 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
    up the ass????
    - BEASTY November 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
    well do fish not have vaginas?
    - iGreenDay November 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
    no males release sperm and females absorb it and fertilise allot of eggs
    - BEASTY November 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
    damn, i knew i shoulda paid more attention
    - iGreenDay November 3, 2010, 1:49 pm
    lol well i am a geek :) takeing ict for a-level we are going to make computers the ground up :D
    - BEASTY November 3, 2010, 3:17 pm
    fish assholes are notoriously small ,though
    - mofosho January 9, 2011, 9:57 am
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  • 24

    nope - I am going with "B" - reverse Mermaid for the block....

    # 1 - you have all that you need 'sexually' down below. There have been many of sexual liaison that are all thanks to alcohol and I don't see why that wouldn't be possible here. She can even re-produce your freaky ass offspring to which you can sell your exclusive rights to Hollywood and thereby becoming a celebrity and dumping her ass off in the aquarium in the living room.

    # 2 there is no need to ever pretend to listen to what she is telling you because as far as I know - fish cannot bitch at you for ANY reason.

    # 3 Butt-Sex

    # 4 She has to keep her head underwater at all times so as not to asphyxiate on oxygen so there-for making it that much easier to do everything you want to without having to hear the incessant nagging.

    # 5 - Butt-sex , again. really - I wouldn't like it either if I was a woman , but I am a man. Sorry - it really is the "cats meow" ladies

    # 6 and finally - all the money you will save by switching to Geico with your new Fish-Girl.... Studies have shown that you can save more money on your car insurance when you are dating a 'bottom' woman , rather than a mermaid.


    IN CONCLUSION the bottom half of a woman because - no bitching , all the butt sex you want, and cash money.

    why would you only do butt sex?
    - castlewarsisawsome January 9, 2011, 9:59 am
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  • 11

    Loved your thought process

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  • 8

    Sweetness, you said it all.

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  • 8

    Top Half.

    Wouldn't have to worry about kids.

    She can't fart.

    No Period.

    • Albane
    • April 5, 2010, 12:51 pm
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  • 8

    willwhite007, good points, good points, but the only problem I see with your choice is...no boobs.

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  • 7

    Thank you both.

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  • 7

    last reason... GOLDEN

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  • 7

    Oh and one more problem...no hands to make you a sandwich.

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  • 7

    you know you would at least try

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  • 5

    Win.

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  • 5

    Agree on everything except the hole. Sure, it might be there, but it'd be pretty scaley...not sure I'd want to stick my penis in that, it'd probably be kinda painfull.

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  • 4

    wait, which one has crabs though....

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  • 4

    I agree a all the way

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  • 3

    and off spring will be half fish and you dont wanna hear gasping all day cause thye dont have vocal chords and u cant get drunk on uninhabited island so ud be having sex with a fish...hmm no bj.... no hands,,eyes never blink lol... she has nothing to grip while having sex so will be sliding every where... and last but not leasy SCALY

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  • 3

    Not if the risk was a torn up and...ugh, I don't even want to put that image in your head.

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  • 2

    Tough one! Let me get back to you on this one.

    P.S. - I like your posts.

    • mlenha
    • April 5, 2010, 11:49 am
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  • 2

    And the winner is... willwhite007

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  • 2

    Tremp20k...I'm a she not a he...

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  • 2

    There is a irish song talking about this

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  • 2

    I'd have to go B. because you could just put a trash bag or blanket or something over the top part.

    Just like on scary movie.
    - sickness December 28, 2010, 1:05 pm
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  • 2

    holy shit I almost forgot the sammich I guess Im gonna have ta go with u on this one Breh

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  • 1

    Sweetness makes most of my points but he missed one

    Blow jobs fish head would make those undomfortable

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  • 1

    i choose C

    Full Women? i think i choose C too
    - destroyer124 July 2, 2011, 2:03 pm
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  • 1

    wtv dude

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  • 1

    shit - I forgot about the sammich factor .... thats a good point. All the sushi I could eat though. VERY fresh.

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  • 1

    This is a hard decision. Depends on the top half's face

    • Demono
    • April 6, 2010, 6:31 am
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  • 1

    top half. no possibility of wierd fish children.

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  • 1

    See ? DB totally gets it.

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  • 1

    The top would probably be better because she would have a mouth and hands, but with that mouth she can bitch. Where as the opposite one doesnt have a mouth...Hard choice..lol

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  • 1

    i think i see a bit of a family guy refrence here....

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  • 1

    You sir, know how to make a man think... +3

    • Goober
    • April 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
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  • 1

    haha love that song

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  • 1

    the top half mermaid has a mouth which is good enough for me.

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  • 1

    Hm well I'd have to say the mermaid because, according to every guy I've ever known, bj's are the shit. And it'd be too freaky with that big ass fish head.

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  • 1

    definately mermaid! are you mad? oral, handjobs, titjobs, and even anal if youre daring enough... and she'll never ask you to eat her out and you'll never get her pregnant.

    • c8r15
    • April 23, 2010, 4:07 am
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  • 1

    The mermaid (human on top) because she still has a mouth. Case closed

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  • 1

    i would make them mate...and therefore they would (hopefully) produce an offspring that was completely...mostly...human. therefore i choose c.

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  • 1

    Fwap, Fwap.

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  • 1

    both, then i could just pick wich one i wanted at the time.
    problem solved :)

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  • 1

    take both cut them in half and make a woman provided you have the proper medical equipment

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  • 1

    top half because bj's are the second best next to sex of course, and there is no possible way of her getting pregnant

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  • 1

    lol

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  • 0

    Fail...Saw it on Family Guy

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