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Posted: 2010-04-05 11:42:48

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  • Sweetness - replied 2010-04-05 12:16:38
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    Thinking from a male perspective, I would totally choose the top half human because:

    A. Easier on the eyes and mind. I mean mentally it would be hard to get over the fish face.

    B. She would have a mouth.

    C. She would have hands.

    D. Every "animal" has to get rid of poop somehow, ergo there would be a hole somewhere.

    E. Boobs

    I rest my case.
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    • carlinhosg - replied 2010-04-05 12:21:54
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      Loved your thought process
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    • CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-04-05 12:42:42
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      Sweetness, you said it all.
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      • Sweetness - replied 2010-04-05 13:36:00
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        Thank you both.
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    • Barbazul - replied 2010-04-05 18:16:45
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      Win.
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    • CrazyJay - replied 2010-04-13 10:59:08
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      Agree on everything except the hole. Sure, it might be there, but it'd be pretty scaley...not sure I'd want to stick my penis in that, it'd probably be kinda painfull.
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      • drakengard85 - replied 2010-05-02 17:26:31
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        you know you would at least try
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        • CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-03 03:11:15
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          Not if the risk was a torn up and...ugh, I don't even want to put that image in your head.
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    • wobbilybob - replied 2010-04-06 08:16:36
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      I agree a all the way
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    • iGreenDay - replied 2010-11-03 13:03:07
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      You forgot that every animal also reproduces
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      • BEASTY - replied 2010-11-03 13:07:33
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        up the ass????
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        • iGreenDay - replied 2010-11-03 13:12:31
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          well do fish not have vaginas?
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          • BEASTY - replied 2010-11-03 13:40:05
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            no males release sperm and females absorb it and fertilise allot of eggs
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            • iGreenDay - replied 2010-11-03 13:49:21
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              damn, i knew i shoulda paid more attention
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              • BEASTY - replied 2010-11-03 15:17:26
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                lol well i am a geek :) takeing ict for a-level we are going to make computers the ground up :D
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    • mofosho - replied 2011-01-09 09:57:47
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      fish assholes are notoriously small ,though
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  • willwhite007 - replied 2010-04-05 12:47:01
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    nope - I am going with "B" - reverse Mermaid for the block....

    # 1 - you have all that you need 'sexually' down below. There have been many of sexual liaison that are all thanks to alcohol and I don't see why that wouldn't be possible here. She can even re-produce your freaky ass offspring to which you can sell your exclusive rights to Hollywood and thereby becoming a celebrity and dumping her ass off in the aquarium in the living room.

    # 2 there is no need to ever pretend to listen to what she is telling you because as far as I know - fish cannot bitch at you for ANY reason.

    # 3 Butt-Sex

    # 4 She has to keep her head underwater at all times so as not to asphyxiate on oxygen so there-for making it that much easier to do everything you want to without having to hear the incessant nagging.

    # 5 - Butt-sex , again. really - I wouldn't like it either if I was a woman , but I am a man. Sorry - it really is the "cats meow" ladies

    # 6 and finally - all the money you will save by switching to Geico with your new Fish-Girl.... Studies have shown that you can save more money on your car insurance when you are dating a 'bottom' woman , rather than a mermaid.


    IN CONCLUSION the bottom half of a woman because - no bitching , all the butt sex you want, and cash money.
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    • Sweetness - replied 2010-04-05 13:38:04
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      willwhite007, good points, good points, but the only problem I see with your choice is...no boobs.
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    • Sweetness - replied 2010-04-05 19:12:40
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      Oh and one more problem...no hands to make you a sandwich.
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      • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-02 17:49:56
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        holy shit I almost forgot the sammich I guess Im gonna have ta go with u on this one Breh
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    • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-04-05 19:18:52
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      and off spring will be half fish and you dont wanna hear gasping all day cause thye dont have vocal chords and u cant get drunk on uninhabited island so ud be having sex with a fish...hmm no bj.... no hands,,eyes never blink lol... she has nothing to grip while having sex so will be sliding every where... and last but not leasy SCALY
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      • willwhite007 - replied 2010-04-06 05:54:03
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        shit - I forgot about the sammich factor .... thats a good point. All the sushi I could eat though. VERY fresh.
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    • carlinhosg - replied 2010-04-05 12:59:32
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      And the winner is... willwhite007
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    • Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-04-17 10:53:05
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      the top half mermaid has a mouth which is good enough for me.
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-09 09:59:02
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      why would you only do butt sex?
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  • Albane - replied 2010-04-05 12:51:42
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    Top Half.

    Wouldn't have to worry about kids.

    She can't fart.

    No Period.
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    • SaysTheMan - replied 2010-04-05 18:07:20
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      last reason... GOLDEN
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  • DennisDee - replied 2010-04-05 18:09:29
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    wait, which one has crabs though....
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  • mlenha - replied 2010-04-05 11:49:08
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    Tough one! Let me get back to you on this one.

    P.S. - I like your posts.
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  • DemonAngel - replied 2010-04-06 06:06:57
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    There is a irish song talking about this
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    • McBeardson - replied 2010-04-13 11:08:37
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      haha love that song
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  • DangerBunny666 - replied 2010-04-06 06:30:50
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    I'd have to go B. because you could just put a trash bag or blanket or something over the top part.
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    • willwhite007 - replied 2010-04-06 09:00:30
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      See ? DB totally gets it.
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    • sickness - replied 2010-12-28 13:05:29
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      Just like on scary movie.
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  • Tremp20k - replied 2010-04-05 13:38:27
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    Sweetness makes most of my points but he missed one

    Blow jobs fish head would make those undomfortable
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    • Sweetness - replied 2010-04-05 19:13:12
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      Tremp20k...I'm a she not a he...
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      • Tremp20k - replied 2010-04-06 05:42:36
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        wtv dude
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-04-05 18:11:09
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    i choose C
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    • destroyer124 - replied 2011-07-02 14:03:29
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      Full Women? i think i choose C too
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  • Demono - replied 2010-04-06 06:31:03
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    This is a hard decision. Depends on the top half's face
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  • ChickenRabbit - replied 2010-04-06 08:23:07
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    top half. no possibility of wierd fish children.
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  • 93Bubba10 - replied 2010-04-06 11:34:49
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    The top would probably be better because she would have a mouth and hands, but with that mouth she can bitch. Where as the opposite one doesnt have a mouth...Hard choice..lol
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  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-04-06 15:33:08
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    i think i see a bit of a family guy refrence here....
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  • Goober - replied 2010-04-06 15:56:46
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    You sir, know how to make a man think... +3
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  • ninjapoptart - replied 2010-04-18 14:05:16
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    Hm well I'd have to say the mermaid because, according to every guy I've ever known, bj's are the shit. And it'd be too freaky with that big ass fish head.
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  • c8r15 - replied 2010-04-23 04:07:53
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    definately mermaid! are you mad? oral, handjobs, titjobs, and even anal if youre daring enough... and she'll never ask you to eat her out and you'll never get her pregnant.
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  • Revisionoflife - replied 2010-05-02 17:06:06
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    The mermaid (human on top) because she still has a mouth. Case closed
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  • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-11-03 12:34:11
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    i would make them mate...and therefore they would (hopefully) produce an offspring that was completely...mostly...human. therefore i choose c.
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-28 13:00:32
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    both, then i could just pick wich one i wanted at the time.
    problem solved :)
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  • AllenGoesRAWR - replied 2010-12-28 13:11:53
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    take both cut them in half and make a woman provided you have the proper medical equipment
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-09 05:25:25
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    top half because bj's are the second best next to sex of course, and there is no possible way of her getting pregnant
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  • alucard - replied 2011-01-09 09:51:20
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    lol
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  • brotroll1 - replied 2011-07-03 22:09:13
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    Fail...Saw it on Family Guy
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