Choose Wisely
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Posted: 2010-04-05 11:42:48
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nope - I am going with "B" - reverse Mermaid for the block....
# 1 - you have all that you need 'sexually' down below. There have been many of sexual liaison that are all thanks to alcohol and I don't see why that wouldn't be possible here. She can even re-produce your freaky ass offspring to which you can sell your exclusive rights to Hollywood and thereby becoming a celebrity and dumping her ass off in the aquarium in the living room.
# 2 there is no need to ever pretend to listen to what she is telling you because as far as I know - fish cannot bitch at you for ANY reason.
# 3 Butt-Sex
# 4 She has to keep her head underwater at all times so as not to asphyxiate on oxygen so there-for making it that much easier to do everything you want to without having to hear the incessant nagging.
# 5 - Butt-sex , again. really - I wouldn't like it either if I was a woman , but I am a man. Sorry - it really is the "cats meow" ladies
# 6 and finally - all the money you will save by switching to Geico with your new Fish-Girl.... Studies have shown that you can save more money on your car insurance when you are dating a 'bottom' woman , rather than a mermaid.
IN CONCLUSION the bottom half of a woman because - no bitching , all the butt sex you want, and cash money.
# 1 - you have all that you need 'sexually' down below. There have been many of sexual liaison that are all thanks to alcohol and I don't see why that wouldn't be possible here. She can even re-produce your freaky ass offspring to which you can sell your exclusive rights to Hollywood and thereby becoming a celebrity and dumping her ass off in the aquarium in the living room.
# 2 there is no need to ever pretend to listen to what she is telling you because as far as I know - fish cannot bitch at you for ANY reason.
# 3 Butt-Sex
# 4 She has to keep her head underwater at all times so as not to asphyxiate on oxygen so there-for making it that much easier to do everything you want to without having to hear the incessant nagging.
# 5 - Butt-sex , again. really - I wouldn't like it either if I was a woman , but I am a man. Sorry - it really is the "cats meow" ladies
# 6 and finally - all the money you will save by switching to Geico with your new Fish-Girl.... Studies have shown that you can save more money on your car insurance when you are dating a 'bottom' woman , rather than a mermaid.
IN CONCLUSION the bottom half of a woman because - no bitching , all the butt sex you want, and cash money.
holy shit I almost forgot the sammich I guess Im gonna have ta go with u on this one Breh
and off spring will be half fish and you dont wanna hear gasping all day cause thye dont have vocal chords and u cant get drunk on uninhabited island so ud be having sex with a fish...hmm no bj.... no hands,,eyes never blink lol... she has nothing to grip while having sex so will be sliding every where... and last but not leasy SCALY
shit - I forgot about the sammich factor .... thats a good point. All the sushi I could eat though. VERY fresh.
the top half mermaid has a mouth which is good enough for me.
why would you only do butt sex?
There is a irish song talking about this
I'd have to go B. because you could just put a trash bag or blanket or something over the top part.
top half. no possibility of wierd fish children.
i think i see a bit of a family guy refrence here....
Hm well I'd have to say the mermaid because, according to every guy I've ever known, bj's are the shit. And it'd be too freaky with that big ass fish head.
The mermaid (human on top) because she still has a mouth. Case closed
i would make them mate...and therefore they would (hopefully) produce an offspring that was completely...mostly...human. therefore i choose c.
both, then i could just pick wich one i wanted at the time.
problem solved :)
problem solved :)
take both cut them in half and make a woman provided you have the proper medical equipment
top half because bj's are the second best next to sex of course, and there is no possible way of her getting pregnant
A. Easier on the eyes and mind. I mean mentally it would be hard to get over the fish face.
B. She would have a mouth.
C. She would have hands.
D. Every "animal" has to get rid of poop somehow, ergo there would be a hole somewhere.
E. Boobs
I rest my case.