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This is a great site that i found using StumbleUpon. You get connected to a stranger and can chat with them one on one. I'm sure it's a great way to meet new people but, me being me, i've only used it so far to take the p1ss ^_^

It is of course full of perverts as well, which i think is part of it's charm.

Below are a couple of my conversations and conversations my gf has had, before i realised you could save them xD

Yes there are quite alot of them, but what am i supposed to do while i'm at work?

Please add your own!


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i win
You: yay
Stranger: I lay my hands on her inner thighs as I push to get them apart. Her sweet scent is driving me crazy and my tongue soon finds its way, from her navel, downwards..
You: then 'her' big hard penis slaps you in the face..

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You: heyey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male ?
Stranger: female ?
You: male, you? (no sex, honest xD)
Stranger: female
Stranger: grr
Stranger: im horny , why no sex ?
Stranger: mann
Stranger: where are you frm ?
You: because text does not arouse me lol
Stranger: grr
Stranger: so wht ?
You: as much as i enjoy literature
Stranger: you wnt real sex ?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: phone sex ?
Stranger: oh god , so sexy
Stranger: not important
Stranger: grr
You: lol i'm certain there are plenty of 'men' on here who'd love to hun, i'm just not one of them ^^
You: if it helps
You: i'm also sure they all have '13 inch penises'
You: rather than my average sized one xD
Stranger: i dnt care abt tht
Stranger: to tell you the truth , i love small ones
You: well then either way you're screwed xD
You: as all the guys here will have massive ones, and mine isn't small
You: maybe a pocket dildo will suffice?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok ?
Stranger: tht is sexy
You: maybe for you ^^ i have no love for fake or real penises lol
Stranger: hmph yre no fun
You: i know xD
Stranger: bye penise
You: i am fun, just not your fun lol
Stranger: loves <3
You: i'm intelligent, witty fun
You: you're 'yeah do me harder in my ass' fun

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You: heyhey
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: haha that's such a poor lie... atleast try
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: how big is your penis?
Stranger: 6
You: ...
You: so you are a guy? you're really not above average on that ole intelligence scale eh?
Stranger: 6 feet
You: do you think before typing?
You: sorry, i'll re-phrase
You: do you think?
Stranger: Can I see ur pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEE
Stranger: m/f?
You: vanilla
Stranger: so you achick
You: covered in chocolate icing
Stranger: so your black
You: with white chocolate chips
Stranger: omg your a tuff cookie to crack
You: i was left out in the air too long, went hard
Stranger: just like my dick
You: on top, cream dripping down
Stranger: in you moth hell ya
You: wtf dude? i'm a cake, i don't have a mouth, silly......
You have disconnected.

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You: i'm batman
Stranger: I'm superman
Stranger: I'm stronger than you
You: i'm smarter than you
Stranger: I have actual super powers...
You: i don't need them
Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
You: Maybe i want them to die?
Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
You: you're not a superhero
You: you're just a freak alien
Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
You: also, my costume is better, you can't deny that
Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
Stranger: it looks so much more fun
Stranger: you're just a goth in all that black and grey
You: and you're a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
You: you mean that cucumber you use?
Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
You: so why do you always make them so small?
Stranger: they're so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
Stranger: unless i'm currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
You: .... i'm richer than you
Stranger: i don't need money
Stranger: anyway i'm becoming a super villain
You: says the hobo
Stranger: so i'll be stealing it all
Stranger: along with all your gadgets
You: well then, that settles it. if you're a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win

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You: hey
Stranger: hey there...looking for some fun?
You: ha! i beat you!
You: fun? scrabble?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: lol
You: osteoperosis!
You: ha i win!
You: sex? that wont get you many points in scrabble....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm masturbating
You: i like to eat chalk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Bless you my child
Stranger: Uhm.. hi
You: God is with us, how are you feeling on this wonderful day?
Stranger: preetty awesome thanks, you?
You: Ah yes, He has spoken to me and told me about your antics.
You: You know, the Almighty does not approve of you spying on your sister in the shower...
Stranger: arent you funny
You: Not that that stops him spying on yo mamma
Stranger: ok, whatever
You: Bless you my child
You have disconnected.

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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-12-02 01:18:53
    +19
    5168 109e - chat to a stranger
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    • Dragkyre - replied 2010-02-01 15:42:59
      +2
      thats fuckin hilarious
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    • triclebickle - replied 2010-07-04 08:11:42
      +1
      epic win
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    • burnyuu - replied 2011-01-03 08:26:17
      +1
      I loved that s punch
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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-26 03:58:58
    +8
    dr0du - chat to a stranger
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    • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-28 05:59:57
      +3
      He still got it wrong at the end.... "Are your horny?" .... unnecessary "r"
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      • Cummaster - replied 2013-08-24 03:13:00
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        I'm a gay 18 year old and wanting to see some cock, kik me bbdgbbdg and lets do a trade
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      • Cummaster - replied 2013-08-24 03:14:51
        +1
        Hey do you want to do a cock trade off on kik
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    • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-11-28 09:47:39
      +1
      Ah, so so close. Attempting to spread literacy, very nice
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    • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-02-01 17:00:58
      +1
      Epic!!!
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      • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-02-01 18:36:03
        +1
        If you read this my friend from India, this is Joe
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    • imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-07 07:39:57
      +1
      Made my day lmao
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    • sabz22 - replied 2013-06-27 06:10:53
      +1
      are you there???????
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  • ghettoshen - replied 2009-11-28 12:55:12
    +8
    This ones kind of long:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Im a lamp
    Stranger: im a desk
    You: Im better, Im electric
    Stranger: im better... i have wood
    You: Well i sit on your wood
    Stranger: we would get along great then
    You: No, i plug into the wall
    You: you dont
    Stranger: but i can hold you up
    You: But I have a lightbulb
    Stranger: thats ok
    Stranger: im ok with that
    You: Well i believe i have won
    Stranger: I surrender
    You: Oh that was too easy.
    Stranger: Round 2?
    You: sure Im pecan pie
    Stranger: Im a knife
    You: I can be eaten
    Stranger: i will cut you
    You: i have nuts
    Stranger: i will cut you]
    You: I can be decomposed?
    Stranger: hahaha... Stranger =2, Me = 0
    You: Ok, do you want a round three?
    Stranger: Round 3? 1 word at a time! (story time)
    Stranger: There
    You: was
    Stranger: a
    You: big
    Stranger: storm
    You: in
    Stranger: Canada.
    You: This
    Stranger: is
    You: the
    Stranger: beggining
    You: of
    Stranger: a
    You: great
    Stranger: year.
    You: I
    Stranger: wish
    You: that
    Stranger: I
    You: was
    Stranger: there
    You: because
    Stranger: I
    You: love
    Stranger: rain.
    Stranger: (Weather is boring. Lets turn this into something more fun)
    You: ok
    You: There
    Stranger: once
    You: was
    Stranger: a
    You: Pink
    Stranger: dragon
    You: in
    Stranger: China
    You: it
    Stranger: had
    You: giant
    Stranger: wings
    You: and
    Stranger: claws
    You: this
    Stranger: dragon
    You: is
    Stranger: something
    You: that
    Stranger: everyone
    You: feared
    Stranger: . One
    You: day
    Stranger: the
    You: dragon
    Stranger: decided
    You: to
    Stranger: leave
    You: China
    Stranger: and
    You: go
    Stranger: to
    You: India
    You: .
    Stranger: He
    You: wanted
    Stranger: to
    You: eat
    Stranger: elephants
    You: because
    Stranger: they
    You: have
    Stranger: big
    You: ears
    Stranger: . So
    You: they
    Stranger: decided
    You: to
    Stranger: run
    You: into
    Stranger: hiding
    Stranger: .
    You: The
    Stranger: dragon
    You: wasn't
    Stranger: mad
    You: or
    Stranger: upset
    You: , he
    Stranger: was
    You: very
    Stranger: , very
    You: unemotional.
    Stranger: Because
    You: he
    Stranger: decided
    You: to
    Stranger: fly
    You: to
    Stranger: the
    You: Egyptian
    Stranger: Pyramids.
    You: Why?
    Stranger: (is that part of the story?)
    You: (yes)
    Stranger: (ok)
    Stranger: Because
    You: he
    Stranger: heard
    You: that
    Stranger: the
    You: camels
    Stranger: tasted
    You: very
    Stranger: much
    You: like
    Stranger: indian
    You: elephants.
    Stranger: As
    You: he
    Stranger: flew
    You: to
    Stranger: Africa
    You: he
    Stranger: started
    You: to
    Stranger: wonder
    You: if
    Stranger: he
    You: was
    Stranger: gay.
    You: (lol)
    Stranger: (He is a pink dragon... come on)
    Stranger: (poor guy)
    You: (ok lol)
    You: He
    Stranger: remembered
    You: that
    Stranger: never
    You: (i dont get it)
    Stranger: (umm.... never before, never in his whole... never etc...)
    You: in
    Stranger: his
    Stranger: (travels?)
    You: (sure)
    You: travels
    Stranger: had
    You: he
    Stranger: seen
    You: a
    Stranger: pink
    You: dragon
    Stranger: . This
    You: meant
    Stranger: that
    You: he
    Stranger: was
    You: gay
    You: .
    Stranger: (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
    Stranger: The
    You: dragon
    Stranger: decided
    You: to
    Stranger: leave
    You: Egypt
    Stranger: because
    You: he
    Stranger: was
    You: gay
    Stranger: (hahahahahahahahahah)
    You: (poor him)
    Stranger: . He
    You: wanted
    Stranger: to
    You: go
    Stranger: to
    You: his
    Stranger: parent's
    You: house
    Stranger: but
    You: they
    Stranger: hated
    You: him
    Stranger: . So
    Stranger: (aww)
    You: he
    Stranger: flew
    You: to
    Stranger: Canada.
    You: Where
    Stranger: people
    You: are
    Stranger: accepting.
    You: gay
    Stranger: dragons.
    You: (hahahha)
    Stranger: The End!
    You have disconnected.
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    • 6DIG6 - replied 2011-01-02 13:13:39
      +2
      You: I am a lamp
      Stranger: who do you belong to
      Stranger: aladdin?
      Stranger: haha
      You: Your mom's vigina
      Stranger: bitch
      You have been disconnected.
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    • CrazyJay - replied 2011-02-22 00:30:06
      +1
      Well, there always was a strong lobby in Canada for Pink Dragon's rights.
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  • Darkhour - replied 2009-11-27 22:13:21
    +7
    connection imploded

    seriously, wtf
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-08 20:03:30
      +1
      He probably was a hacker, but still funny. lol
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    • sabz22 - replied 2013-06-27 06:12:03
      +1
      are you there??
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  • iTzDeVOUrr - replied 2009-11-25 16:05:49
    +5
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: *Punch in face*
    Stranger: Fuck you
    You: what the eff
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: I hate you
    You: I'm bleeding >:(
    Stranger: D:
    Stranger: I'ms orry
    Stranger: Punch me back
    You: Can we resolve this peacfully
    Stranger: 2 wtongs make a right
    You: but two wrights make an airplane
    Stranger: O_O
    Stranger: *Punch in Nose*
    Stranger: Dont get smart with me
    You: :'(
    Stranger: SOrry
    Stranger: I didn't mean to
    You: *Punch in Ovaries*
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: *Crys*
    You: Now you can't have babies
    Stranger: I HATE YOU, YOUR NO GOOD FOR ME
    You: >:)
    Stranger: *Dials 911*
    You: Oh shit
    You have disconnected.
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    • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-11-28 09:46:14
      +3
      rofl "two wrights make an airplane"
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    • lolwutyarite - replied 2009-11-30 11:33:55
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      lol, win.
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    • imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-07 07:35:50
      +1
      Awesome lmao
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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-12 03:25:39
    +4
    Might have been an idea to post the link - http://omegle.com/
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  • CallMeGoogle - replied 2009-11-16 08:11:48
    +3
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Do you know Jesus?
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: Do you?
    You: Can you tell me where to find him?
    Stranger: ......
    Stranger: @3rd street selling cocaine
    You: Not Jesus the fucking Mexican. I want Jesus the messiah!
    Stranger: Thats exactly who I'm talking about.
    You: No no no!
    Stranger: Just go down the block for fifteen min and turn right thats 3rd street you'll find him there
    Stranger: Glad I could Help
    Stranger: Byt
    Stranger: bye
    You: But, that's where the fucking police station is!
    Stranger: Oh well then the bitch is in Jail
    You: :o
    You: Again?
    Stranger: yeah man
    Stranger: Some nigga snitched
    You: I hate snitches.
    Stranger: me too
    You: They fuck everything up.
    You: Let's go out and kill them all.
    You: And while we are at it, let's shoot Obama.
    Stranger: .......
    Stranger: K?
    You: Oh shit! The Feds are here. Gotta go. Bye.
    You have disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:43:18
      +1
      Epic!!!!
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  • joesvo - replied 2010-02-01 18:58:28
    +3
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Have you ever considered joining the Church of Scientology?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-13 07:30:32
    +2
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi there
    Stranger: about last night
    You: im very sorry
    Stranger: i didnt mean to just run of like that
    Stranger: its ok i should have stayed and talk
    Stranger: its my foult:(
    You: don't blame yourself....
    You: i was drunk... i can't even recall what happened
    Stranger: good
    You: what did happen last night
    Stranger: i undressed you and took some pictures of me bleeding out of my ass on to youre chest
    Stranger: sorry
    You: ouch...
    Stranger: your*
    Stranger: i know
    You: that must be where those red spots came from
    Stranger: it went a little out of my hands
    You: lets go over the whole thing from the start
    Stranger: you drank too much and some guys helped you home
    You: so i didn't drive then
    You: good
    Stranger: i broke in too your house and blead on your chest :(
    You: i must've been seriously fucked up...
    You: what did i do
    Stranger: before or after? .P
    You: after you broke in and then after you bled on me
    Stranger: well i sort of whiped of some of the blood, and than you sucked my ass dry and when you was about too wake up i ran
    Stranger: 'you were
    You: that must be why i don't remember seeing you
    Stranger: yes probably
    You: are you a guy or a girl...
    Stranger: im a guy
    Stranger: i must say that this conversation has been pretty amusing :D :P
    You: i didn't really feel like not playing along
    Stranger: hehe im glad
    You: im a guy too...
    Stranger: hate when people take things too seriously and get offended in a random chatting program :P
    You: its very difficult to offend me... i don't really give a shit about it
    Stranger: thats how its supposed to be
    You: the only place where you really don't have to be yourself.... cause who's gonna know, right
    Stranger: true
    Stranger: but i think im gonna go fuck whit some people hwo takes everything to seriosly now
    You: well ttyl then
    You: have fun
    Stranger: you to
    Stranger: o
    Stranger: good day
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-13 07:42:27
      +1
      That.... Is pretty unique.

      I think i personally would draw the line at ass bleeding, if nothing else. Just doesn't sound too tasty
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    • Zink - replied 2009-11-13 14:13:26
      +1
      lol yes
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  • Zink - replied 2009-11-13 14:15:21
    +2
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: let me guess, you want to have sex?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:39:18
      +2
      LOL! Maybe it's because they want to say it first
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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-16 07:51:23
    +2
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: hey
    Stranger: how r u#
    Stranger: ?
    You: good, you?
    Stranger: i'm ok
    Stranger: I should go to my stuff
    You: stuff?
    Stranger: I'm just too lazy to move my butt
    You: aww, a kindred spirit xD
    Stranger: :))
    You: i'm at work right no
    You: now*
    Stranger: understandable
    You: so tell me about your lazyass self?
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: How should I start
    You: with information
    Stranger: a ok
    Stranger: I wouldn't have thought of that
    Stranger: good u mentioned it
    You: well, i'm here to help
    Stranger: Are u a shrink?
    You: i'm all things to all people
    Stranger: You sound like you're from some sect
    You: sect is such a dark word
    You: i prefer cult
    Stranger: ok cult
    You: so what's your name?
    Stranger: Call me Puss-n-boots
    You: that's a long name
    You: i'm lazy remember?
    You: i'm calling you PB
    Stranger: Ok, Michael then
    You: no, PB
    Stranger: Call me Michael
    You: PB
    Stranger: I prefer Mike
    You: PB
    Stranger: Well
    Stranger: This is making me sad
    You: ...... PB
    Stranger: cos all my friends call me Mike
    Stranger: PB is my official name
    You: i'm not your friend PB, i'm your leader
    Stranger: sounds too serious
    Stranger: dude
    Stranger: wtf am I doing talking to 15 yo boys? :))
    You: ... think PB
    Stranger: I must be really borred
    You: i'm at work remember?
    You: this isn't a sweatshop
    You: no children
    Stranger: Ah well
    Stranger: who cares newayz
    Stranger: u could be 40 for all I care
    Stranger: So, my leader
    You: yes PB?
    Stranger: what next?
    You: i leave, fancy me a glass of water
    You: bye PB
    You have disconnected.
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:42:19
      +1
      :D
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  • christian6569 - replied 2009-11-16 19:20:43
    +2
    epic win on the super hero one
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  • tehzac - replied 2009-11-25 22:40:52
    +2
    You: hola
    Stranger: hi m/f
    You: both
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :( i failed
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    • TridEkili - replied 2010-02-01 19:10:17
      +1
      HAH
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    • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-03 08:28:48
      +1
      wow XD
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-27 08:11:14
    +2
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: helllo(:
    You: hi
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: FFFFFUUUUUUU-
    You: u won :'C
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: lol, what'd i win?
    You: u won the omegle won game
    Stranger: What the heck is that?
    You: i made the name up
    You: it is a game
    Stranger: Oh, to see who can ask a question first?
    You: no
    Stranger: What's the game?
    You: u said hello :-C
    You: :'C
    Stranger: What's so about that?
    You: u won
    You: by being first
    You: :'C
    Stranger: Don't be sad!
    You: WWWWWAAAAAAA
    Stranger: It's okay, you can pretend like you won.
    You: BACON :D
    You: CATS :D
    You: i feed my cat bacon...
    You: is that ok?
    Stranger: My cat is made out of bacon.
    Stranger: And it's perfectly fine, but mine can't eat it, that'd be cannibalism.
    You: i cut pieces of your cat to feed my cat :/
    You: i also feed my pigs bacon
    Stranger: I don't have hair..
    Stranger: (:
    You: my pigs like bacon
    You: i have hair
    Stranger: Your pigs are cannibals.
    You: i am a cat
    You: i eat your cat
    Stranger: How do you type? You have no thumbs!
    You: i don't need thumbs to type you dumbass
    You: i only need paws
    You: wich i have
    You: i need thumbs to hold stuff
    Stranger: You're feisty. You make me cry.
    You: :(
    You: about last night...
    Stranger: What?
    You: is typing...
    You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!
    Stranger: you're weird.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-27 08:17:58
      +1
      stranger danger makes everyone go away :(
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  • xRAYZ0Rx - replied 2010-12-27 08:47:32
    +2
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: asl is boring
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: whats hanging
    You: my cock.
    Stranger: screw u
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  • slick26 - replied 2013-10-15 23:00:29
    +2
    Hi to all the cute girls out there tonight
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    • peter123456 - replied 2014-07-17 06:27:20
      +2
      hio/
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-12 04:45:33
    +1
    I love the last one!!!
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  • SuperPost - replied 2009-11-12 05:12:07
    +1
    cant stop laughing +3
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-12 06:08:40
    +1
    it seems that the only thing anybody ever wants to do is sex chat...
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    • matt1584 - replied 2009-11-12 06:19:14
      +1
      yeah usually a gay guy acting like a girl too
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      • Dragkyre - replied 2009-11-16 18:29:59
        +1
        pretty much... sucks havin a chick char on gmaes such as WoW... guys never think that a female char is a guy who doesnt wanna look at a guys ass while killin shit :P
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    • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-12 06:49:06
      +1
      Yeah i may not have emphasised that fact enough. Expect 8/10 of them to be open perverts, and 1/10 of them to be closet perverts
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    • Tiggy - replied 2009-11-25 12:10:08
      +1
      i'm there
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  • Cassnday - replied 2009-11-12 07:30:49
    +1
    wow man wtf
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  • MicRo - replied 2009-11-12 10:32:08
    +1
    wats that website called?
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    • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-03 08:29:26
      +1
      omegle
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  • Dannyl - replied 2009-11-12 13:46:06
    +1
    omegle. says in first comment
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  • HeartlessAngel - replied 2009-11-12 17:53:21
    +1
    LOL, I'm on right now talking to strangers. IT IS SO FUNNY HOW SAD SOME PEOPLE ARE. Dying of idioticy, here XD
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    • Silverblaze - replied 2010-02-01 17:32:34
      +1
      idioticy? LMAO! You mean idiocy? I'm suffering from some right now!
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  • jojopumpkin - replied 2009-11-12 23:32:36
    +1
    A strange experience. 3 out of 15 connections were seemingly decent people the others were offering strange services that would require police intervention. I laughed my ass off.
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  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaron - replied 2009-11-13 01:25:02
    +1
    Ive known about this site for ages. Its epic. +3
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  • Zink - replied 2009-11-13 14:27:36
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi send me your photo
    You: hola
    You: ok
    You: you want my adress and pantie size to? so you can go throu my trash and stalk me?
    You: well...
    Stranger: no just photo
    You: oh then you can jerk it to it?
    Stranger: or just look
    You: with your penis
    Stranger: i actualy have no it
    You: ?
    Stranger: i'm girl
    You: ya, and im muhammad
    Stranger: oh i see - your images is baned of islam
    You: yes, they try to depict my beauty in styalized text. you type like your slow
    You: in the head
    You: ...retarted
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:41:05
      +1
      LOL! Nice one!
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-13 20:42:18
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.




    apparently no one wants to talk anymore
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:41:36
      +1
      Apparently, your stranger doesn't know how to type.
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    • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-03 08:30:55
      +1
      apparently, you got rejected before you spoke XP
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-16 19:48:04
    +1
    Here's another one I just had.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You: I AM IRON MAN!!!
    Stranger: hi iron man!
    You: hey
    Stranger: shouldn't u be fighting crime/
    Stranger: what u doing here?
    You: crime is overrated... im thinking of quitting.. :(
    Stranger: what!! U CAN'T!
    Stranger: ur my favorite superhero!
    You: :'(
    Stranger: for the love of GOD! KEEP FIGHTING!
    You: you're causing me a guilt trip
    Stranger: we need u!
    Stranger: ur the best IRON MAN!
    You: don't make me come find you
    Stranger: HA! U DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
    Stranger: like u can find me! psssh
    Stranger: i'm a ghost
    You: my suit has a specialized program that identifies your IP address and tracks it to your home address
    Stranger: holy shit!!
    Stranger: thats crazy
    Stranger: u just get cooler and cooler iron man!
    You: thats why its getting so hard to fight crime.... :(
    You: technology is getting too good...
    You: i need to upgrade my suit
    Stranger: well ..i specialize in technology
    You: :)
    Stranger: and i can upgrade it for u
    Stranger: for FREE!
    You: :D
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: since ur the coolest
    You: YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
    You: I AM IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: i'm glad i made ur day!!
    Stranger: u put ur life on the line.. to PROTECT US!!
    Stranger: i should be thanking u
    Stranger: thank you!
    You: i appreciate your support!
    You: im gonna go kick some ass now
    You: cya
    Stranger: later iron man!! thank you again!!
    Stranger: it was nice talking to u
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: now i can tell my friends i met iron man!
    You have disconnected.
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    • ninjapoptart - replied 2009-11-28 09:45:15
      +1
      LMAO
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  • mhakim - replied 2009-11-28 00:23:39
    +1
    I almost open my conversation with "I am a 43 old male with a small penis lookign for sex with boy/girl"

    I got pretty interesting responses if they don't disconnect right away...
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  • ghettoshen - replied 2009-11-28 09:28:55
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: iliana?!?!?!?!?!?
    You: inien...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • ghettoshen - replied 2009-11-28 09:39:14
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 22 y.o male looking for milf with cam
    You: mmmm that sounds like me
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: how are u??
    Stranger: i'm chris
    Stranger: u have msn??
    You: bitch im a 14 yo male imma call 911 on your ass
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • ghettoshen - replied 2009-11-28 12:11:43
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Dude what the heck man, you need to take a chill pill...
    You: hi
    You: ??
    Stranger: did i stutter
    You: I cant hear you...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Darkhour - replied 2009-11-28 19:43:39
    +1
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: is this the krusty krab?
    You: why yes it is
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: ill have over 9000 kra/b//b/y patties
    You: okay, that will be $500000. Your order will be ready in 2-3 years
    Stranger: FUUUUUUU
    You: lol
    You: so will you pay in cash or check
    Stranger: i will pay in the blood of virgins
    You: virgins of what age?
    Stranger: any age
    You: we only accept blood of virgins from the age of 15 to 23
    Stranger: god damnit
    Stranger: well i have some that are 18
    Stranger: most are younger though
    You: I will make an exception this time only
    Stranger: thank you so much
    You: would you like anything else
    Stranger: umm ill have a krusty krab pizza
    You: sorry, we're out of pizza dough, but I could offer you some complimentary fries for the wait
    Stranger: i want a fucking pizza
    Stranger: make it happen
    You: Sorry, we're out we won't get any in until tomorrow, so unless you want pizza without a crust your S.O.O.L
    Stranger: i hate you so much right now
    You: how rude
    Stranger: THEN GET ME MY PIZZA
    You: gfaggot
    You have disconnected.
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  • jay13666 - replied 2009-12-22 13:33:30
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i love you
    Stranger: I love you moree
    You: i love you most
    Stranger: I love you infinity
    You: i want you
    Stranger: I need you
    You: i can't live without you
    Stranger: I can't go a minute not thinking of you
    You: ugh im stumpped
    Stranger: bahahahah
    You: hahaha m/f?
    Stranger: m
    You: eww u told a dude u loved him
    You: perv
    You have disconnected.
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  • jay13666 - replied 2009-12-22 13:44:52
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: I am a 43 old male with a small penis lookign for sex with boy/girl
    Stranger: wow u just are bold
    You: yes i am
    You have disconnected.
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  • DonniVodka - replied 2009-12-22 15:32:46
    +1
    Stranger: Hi
    You: AHHHH SHARKS
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    lol
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  • xiclown - replied 2009-12-23 08:02:48
    +1
    lol@ the scrabble one
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  • Kojira - replied 2010-02-01 15:16:42
    +1
    I got asked to join a cult!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello :D
    Stranger: hi random. ever consider joining a cult?
    You: sure
    You: why not? lol.
    You: why? haha :P
    Stranger: Cthulhu welcomes you, were a little short on people this time of year..
    You: lol :P
    You: call of Cthulhu by metallica is an awesome song :D
    You: just have to poing that out :P
    You: point*
    Stranger: yea, were a little short on followers so...were spreading the good word
    You: ohkay, tell me about the good word, and if there are any requirments for this cult :P
    Stranger: the esoteric order of the Old Ones...
    Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!
    Stranger: chant it, chant it!
    You: what does it mean?
    Stranger: RISE CTHULHU!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Stranger: Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn!! chant with me!
    You: It means "random typing random typing cthulhu random typing random typing" :)
    You: cool word though, fhtagn ^^
    You: All i can imaging when i say it is a slingshot :D
    You: bye bye creepy cult person ^^
    Stranger: just fucking chang it!! well, when Cthulhu comes around, youre gunna be sorry because he'll eat you LAST
    You: I'll eat him first! I love calamari ^^
    You: .. he's a giant squid thing, right?
    Stranger: nono hes way to fucking big to eat, just his asshole could swallow you whole
    You: :O
    You: I was planning on using my mouth, actually :P
    Stranger: Cthulhu watches you while you sleep. like santa... cept he eats souls.... Cthulhu that is, not santa.
    Stranger: just a warning
    You: I'll give him to africa, they'll never be hungry again :D
    You: souls? that's some pretty serious salad dressing right there.
    Stranger: salad dressing? thats his bbq sauce that goes on his raw steak
    You: raw steak, yum.
    You: it's only good if it's covered in blood.
    You: *falls asleep*
    You: *wakes up*
    You: ....
    You: this isn't a dream??...
    You: darn.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • sw1fty - replied 2010-02-01 18:20:26
    +1
    Stranger: Lets do this
    You: code word?
    Stranger: I came
    You: do you have it?
    Stranger: Yes
    Stranger: do you?
    You: it's in the other chat room . i'll go get it.
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  • joesvo - replied 2010-02-05 16:25:53
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: helllllllllloooooooo
    Stranger: how r u
    You: fine, you?
    Stranger: pretty good
    You: can i have your dad's email address?
    Stranger: why
    You: i just can't stop thinking about your dad
    Stranger: fine, i_sue_u@hotmail.com
    Stranger: legit e-mail
    You: thx
    Stranger: test it, i dare u
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Sarivy - replied 2010-02-06 22:29:47
    +1
    Hey
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    • funny789 - replied 2012-04-20 05:54:56
      +1
      hy male of female
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  • Kradon666 - replied 2010-04-23 18:54:48
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: ur gay
    Stranger: yeah...
    You: LOL
    Stranger: how did u know?
    You: i haz gaydar
    Stranger: asl?
    You: this is what it does when it detecs something, "homohomohomohomohomohomohomo"
    You: RAWR
    You: :#
    You: :3
    You: *
    You: L
    You: O
    You: L
    Stranger: O_O
    You: o_0
    Stranger: so,are u a gay?
    You: NO U
    Stranger: oh
    You: LOL
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • matt1584 - replied 2010-05-27 14:11:13
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: fuck that shit
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • hadi1234 - replied 2010-06-30 17:37:38
    +1
    hi
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  • Stoy - replied 2010-06-30 18:37:03
    +1
    OMEGLE?? heres one i just did...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I'm a male with a femdom fetish
    You: im a horny female
    Stranger: I am now your slave
    You: ok
    You: pull down your trousers
    Stranger: *I pull my trousers down* yes mam
    You: pull out your dick
    Stranger: *I slowly pull my dick out*
    You: cut if off
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    yes i pretended to be a chick haha
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    • Stoy - replied 2010-06-30 18:41:32
      +1
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: asl?
      You: im sexy
      You: 59/M/Ireland
      You: you?
      Your conversational partner has disconnected

      another one lol
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  • hadi1234 - replied 2010-07-03 01:06:28
    +1
    hi
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  • IDeidaraIKun - replied 2010-07-04 07:51:11
    +1
    Ilove how they all say they want sex... then you say fine whatever and it looks like this

    You: Wtf
    Stranger: OooOOoOOOOHHhHHHHHhhhhh YES!
    You: ...
    Stranger: HARDER HARDER
    You: Um...
    Stranger: YES YES YES YES!!!!
    You have disconnected

    Is this what modern man thinks sex is? If so... we have lost
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  • peace4eva417 - replied 2010-08-26 18:43:02
    +1
    the site is calles omegle.com and heres my chat


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: I LUV U
    Stranger: what?
    You: I...L0VE...U!!!!
    You: WILL U MARRY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Stranger: I do not know you
    You: BUT I KN0 U
    Stranger: How do you know
    You: WILL U MARRY ME???
    Stranger: No such thing
    You: ok ill take that as a yes
    You: meet me in vegas by 2:00 pm tomarrow
    You: ill txt u the deets
    You: <3 <3 <3 finace ;)
    You: <3
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Dawn - replied 2010-11-22 14:04:15
    +1
    So how does this Omegle thing work? We are confused and bored enough to try it...
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-11-22 15:04:44
    +1
    You: hey
    Stranger: Hi asl
    You: sry im not asl
    Stranger: U do no what asl
    Stranger: Is
    You: yes is a name of a gir;l
    You: duh dumb ass
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-27 08:01:38
    +1
    kinda long...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    You: would you fancy a cup of tea?
    Stranger: no
    You: then what do you fancy?
    Stranger: I prefer water
    Stranger: where you from??
    You: would you fancy a cup of water?
    Stranger: no
    You: i will only tell where i am from if you can guess it my dear friend :)
    Stranger: I'm not going to get half-ass
    Stranger: google tranlate
    Stranger: :D
    You: what?
    Stranger: translate
    You: translate half-ass?
    Stranger: i don't know
    You: you are acting very strange my dear friend
    You: are you ill?
    You: are you there James?
    Stranger: is the first time I use it
    You: do you know what www.sharenator.com is?
    You: the first time you use what?
    Stranger: the omegle
    You: i see.......
    You: i see BACON
    You: and CATS
    You: and DWARFS
    You: EVERYWHERE D:
    Stranger: I saw gnomes
    You: i am in no garden! >:C
    You: no gnomes elsewhere than gardens!
    You: why aren't you in the kitchen?
    You: gimme my sandwich u bitch!
    You: bitch?
    You: are you there'
    You: ?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i'm confuse now
    Stranger: where you from
    Stranger: ?
    You: do you not know the joke about females and kitchens and sandwiches?
    Stranger: no
    You: i will not tell where i am from my fine sir
    Stranger: i'm brasilian guy
    You: if you don't know the joke you are a retard
    Stranger: i have 14 years
    You: you *have* 14 years?
    Stranger: you know jokes of portuguese
    Stranger: ?
    You: the joke i was referring to is international
    You: that is, everyone in the world with internet access knows it
    You: unless they are retarded
    You: like you
    You: WIN-RAR BITCH!
    You: now gimme my sandwich
    You: i am a girl
    You: and i make guys make sandwiches
    You: i am different
    You: and you take a long time to type
    You: you are probably a retard
    You: are you there?
    Stranger: I noticed that you're different
    You: I AM NORMAL
    You: >:C
    Stranger: i don't know english
    You: i know
    You: you use google translate
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: so take easy
    Stranger: tell me this joke
    Stranger: ok??
    You: it is not a joke to be told
    You: it is a joke to be made
    You: SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
    Stranger: how do you want me to know then
    Stranger: where you from??
    Stranger: how old are you??
    You: i am from magic land
    You: we do not age here
    Stranger: good for you
    You: i am 13948758099237587880209858134.7 years old in human time
    Stranger: very good
    You: i live on the planet Urselongrefrexzyltren3981750624
    Stranger: serious tell me where you from??
    You: i have to go now
    You: my bacon is hungry
    You: we have pet bacons here
    You: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-27 08:11:56
    +1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: let me guess, sex?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • casper667 - replied 2013-09-01 02:25:28
      +1
      Yesplz.
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  • Disco - replied 2011-01-03 08:01:30
    +1
    lol

    Stranger: m or f
    You: 18 f cali... just like everyone else
    Stranger: ooo cool
    You: lol
    Stranger: youre hrony
    Stranger: horny
    You: i can bew
    You: be*
    Stranger: have you msn
    You: no... but i own a horse
    Stranger: show me some pictures from you
    You: you first
    Stranger: but i ask you firs
    Stranger: tt
    You: idc
    Stranger: show
    You: why?
    Stranger: because i wanna see you
    You: kfine... sec
    Stranger: okay
    You: this is me
    You:
    1233400426 guy20falls20of20chair - chat to a stranger

    You: happy?
    Stranger: youre not funny
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    • AmarRaj - replied 2013-10-26 01:00:08
      +1
      nice....ha ha ha ha
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  • SmileyJay91 - replied 2013-01-05 10:09:23
    +1
    hi
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    • ember - replied 2013-01-06 15:15:38
      +1
      'Sup
      lettuce cat
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  • rskrishna93 - replied 2013-02-02 12:35:38
    +1
    hiiiiiiiiiii annie
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  • lucky77 - replied 2013-02-10 14:59:08
    +1
    hiii
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  • lucky77 - replied 2013-02-10 14:59:38
    +1
    any sexy gal?
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  • Bitch - replied 2013-05-01 18:05:12
    +1
    Any girls wants to sex chat ?
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    • Juicypussy19 - replied 2013-06-15 00:09:05
      +1
      Yes I do
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  • adrianna - replied 2013-05-07 22:13:26
    +1
    omfg try omegle and have a video chat on there there are hott boys and yeah i always get them
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  • averyjudd13 - replied 2013-06-03 14:12:34
    +1
    holy shit thats alot of people:o
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  • santra - replied 2013-06-24 03:12:51
    +1
    hi
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  • Subhash - replied 2013-09-01 01:43:08
    +1
    hi
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  • sonu71090 - replied 2013-09-21 08:30:20
    +1
    hi
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  • slick26 - replied 2013-10-15 22:59:38
    +1
    Good night
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  • veejay - replied 2014-03-29 09:38:11
    +1
    hi
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  • veejay - replied 2014-03-29 09:38:25
    +1
    i luv facesitting
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  • veejay - replied 2014-03-29 09:38:43
    +1
    hi pls talk to me
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  • peter123456 - replied 2014-07-17 06:26:27
    +1
    hi?
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  • Mavster - replied 2014-10-28 22:42:24
    +1
    ha
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  • wertz3 - replied 2009-11-12 16:19:59
    0
    I love the last one!!
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  • Zink - replied 2009-11-13 14:18:11
    0
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey cutie
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • annie819 - replied 2009-11-24 03:40:18
      +1
      That must be a guy you were talking to.
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