Chat to a stranger

This is a great site that i found using StumbleUpon. You get connected to a stranger and can chat with them one on one. I'm sure it's a great way to meet new people but, me being me, i've only used it so far to take the p1ss ^_^

It is of course full of perverts as well, which i think is part of it's charm.

Below are a couple of my conversations and conversations my gf has had, before i realised you could save them xD

Yes there are quite alot of them, but what am i supposed to do while i'm at work?

Please add your own!


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i win
You: yay
Stranger: I lay my hands on her inner thighs as I push to get them apart. Her sweet scent is driving me crazy and my tongue soon finds its way, from her navel, downwards..
You: then 'her' big hard penis slaps you in the face..

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You: heyey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male ?
Stranger: female ?
You: male, you? (no sex, honest xD)
Stranger: female
Stranger: grr
Stranger: im horny , why no sex ?
Stranger: mann
Stranger: where are you frm ?
You: because text does not arouse me lol
Stranger: grr
Stranger: so wht ?
You: as much as i enjoy literature
Stranger: you wnt real sex ?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: phone sex ?
Stranger: oh god , so sexy
Stranger: not important
Stranger: grr
You: lol i'm certain there are plenty of 'men' on here who'd love to hun, i'm just not one of them ^^
You: if it helps
You: i'm also sure they all have '13 inch penises'
You: rather than my average sized one xD
Stranger: i dnt care abt tht
Stranger: to tell you the truth , i love small ones
You: well then either way you're screwed xD
You: as all the guys here will have massive ones, and mine isn't small
You: maybe a pocket dildo will suffice?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok ?
Stranger: tht is sexy
You: maybe for you ^^ i have no love for fake or real penises lol
Stranger: hmph yre no fun
You: i know xD
Stranger: bye penise
You: i am fun, just not your fun lol
Stranger: loves <3
You: i'm intelligent, witty fun
You: you're 'yeah do me harder in my ass' fun

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You: heyhey
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: haha that's such a poor lie... atleast try
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: how big is your penis?
Stranger: 6
You: ...
You: so you are a guy? you're really not above average on that ole intelligence scale eh?
Stranger: 6 feet
You: do you think before typing?
You: sorry, i'll re-phrase
You: do you think?
Stranger: Can I see ur pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEE
Stranger: m/f?
You: vanilla
Stranger: so you achick
You: covered in chocolate icing
Stranger: so your black
You: with white chocolate chips
Stranger: omg your a tuff cookie to crack
You: i was left out in the air too long, went hard
Stranger: just like my dick
You: on top, cream dripping down
Stranger: in you moth hell ya
You: wtf dude? i'm a cake, i don't have a mouth, silly......
You have disconnected.

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You: i'm batman
Stranger: I'm superman
Stranger: I'm stronger than you
You: i'm smarter than you
Stranger: I have actual super powers...
You: i don't need them
Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
You: Maybe i want them to die?
Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
You: you're not a superhero
You: you're just a freak alien
Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
You: also, my costume is better, you can't deny that
Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
Stranger: it looks so much more fun
Stranger: you're just a goth in all that black and grey
You: and you're a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
You: you mean that cucumber you use?
Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
You: so why do you always make them so small?
Stranger: they're so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
Stranger: unless i'm currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
You: .... i'm richer than you
Stranger: i don't need money
Stranger: anyway i'm becoming a super villain
You: says the hobo
Stranger: so i'll be stealing it all
Stranger: along with all your gadgets
You: well then, that settles it. if you're a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win

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You: hey
Stranger: hey there...looking for some fun?
You: ha! i beat you!
You: fun? scrabble?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: lol
You: osteoperosis!
You: ha i win!
You: sex? that wont get you many points in scrabble....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm masturbating
You: i like to eat chalk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Bless you my child
Stranger: Uhm.. hi
You: God is with us, how are you feeling on this wonderful day?
Stranger: preetty awesome thanks, you?
You: Ah yes, He has spoken to me and told me about your antics.
You: You know, the Almighty does not approve of you spying on your sister in the shower...
Stranger: arent you funny
You: Not that that stops him spying on yo mamma
Stranger: ok, whatever
You: Bless you my child
You have disconnected.

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  • Dannyl
  • November 12, 2009, 2:12 am
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  • 5

    He still got it wrong at the end.... "Are your horny?" .... unnecessary "r"

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  • 5

    rofl "two wrights make an airplane"

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  • 5

    lol, win.

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  • 4

    LOL! Maybe it's because they want to say it first

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  • 4

    thats fuckin hilarious

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  • 4

    first comment...

    • sw1fty
    • February 1, 2010, 6:22 pm
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  • 3

    yeah usually a gay guy acting like a girl too

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  • 3

    Yeah i may not have emphasised that fact enough. Expect 8/10 of them to be open perverts, and 1/10 of them to be closet perverts

    • Dannyl
    • November 12, 2009, 6:49 am
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  • 3

    That.... Is pretty unique.

    I think i personally would draw the line at ass bleeding, if nothing else. Just doesn't sound too tasty

    • Dannyl
    • November 13, 2009, 7:42 am
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  • 3

    lol yes

    • Zink
    • November 13, 2009, 2:13 pm
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  • 3

    pretty much... sucks havin a chick char on gmaes such as WoW... guys never think that a female char is a guy who doesnt wanna look at a guys ass while killin shit :P

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  • 3

    That must be a guy you were talking to.

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  • 3

    LOL! Nice one!

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  • 3

    Apparently, your stranger doesn't know how to type.

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  • 3

    :D

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  • 3

    Epic!!!!

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  • 3

    i'm there

    • Tiggy
    • November 25, 2009, 12:10 pm
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  • 3

    LMAO

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  • 3

    Ah, so so close. Attempting to spread literacy, very nice

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  • 3

    just made it with 50% to you for the idea
    http://www.sharenator.com/One_Word_Stories/

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  • 3

    Epic!!!

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  • 3

    idioticy? LMAO! You mean idiocy? I'm suffering from some right now!

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  • 3

    If you read this my friend from India, this is Joe

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  • 3

    HAH

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  • 3

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: im sexy
    You: 59/M/Ireland
    You: you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    another one lol

    • Stoy
    • June 30, 2010, 6:41 pm
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  • 3

    epic win

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  • 3

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: helllo(:
    You: hi
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: FFFFFUUUUUUU-
    You: u won :'C
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: lol, what'd i win?
    You: u won the omegle won game
    Stranger: What the heck is that?
    You: i made the name up
    You: it is a game
    Stranger: Oh, to see who can ask a question first?
    You: no
    Stranger: What's the game?
    You: u said hello :-C
    You: :'C
    Stranger: What's so about that?
    You: u won
    You: by being first
    You: :'C
    Stranger: Don't be sad!
    You: WWWWWAAAAAAA
    Stranger: It's okay, you can pretend like you won.
    You: BACON :D
    You: CATS :D
    You: i feed my cat bacon...
    You: is that ok?
    Stranger: My cat is made out of bacon.
    Stranger: And it's perfectly fine, but mine can't eat it, that'd be cannibalism.
    You: i cut pieces of your cat to feed my cat :/
    You: i also feed my pigs bacon
    Stranger: I don't have hair..
    Stranger: (:
    You: my pigs like bacon
    You: i have hair
    Stranger: Your pigs are cannibals.
    You: i am a cat
    You: i eat your cat
    Stranger: How do you type? You have no thumbs!
    You: i don't need thumbs to type you dumbass
    You: i only need paws
    You: wich i have
    You: i need thumbs to hold stuff
    Stranger: You're feisty. You make me cry.
    You: :(
    You: about last night...
    Stranger: What?
    You: is typing...
    You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!
    Stranger: you're weird.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    stranger danger makes everyone go away :(
    - Icelandgirly December 27, 2010, 8:17 am
    hi
    - shaunya June 10, 2015, 3:14 am
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  • 2

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: asl is boring
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: whats hanging
    You: my cock.
    Stranger: screw u

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  • 2

    Hi to all the cute girls out there tonight

    • slick26
    • October 15, 2013, 11:00 pm
    hio/
    - peter123456 July 17, 2014, 6:27 am
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  • 1

    the site is calles omegle.com and heres my chat


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: I LUV U
    Stranger: what?
    You: I...L0VE...U!!!!
    You: WILL U MARRY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Stranger: I do not know you
    You: BUT I KN0 U
    Stranger: How do you know
    You: WILL U MARRY ME???
    Stranger: No such thing
    You: ok ill take that as a yes
    You: meet me in vegas by 2:00 pm tomarrow
    You: ill txt u the deets
    You: <3 <3 <3 finace ;)
    You: <3
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 1

    So how does this Omegle thing work? We are confused and bored enough to try it...

    • Dawn
    • November 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
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    You: hey
    Stranger: Hi asl
    You: sry im not asl
    Stranger: U do no what asl
    Stranger: Is
    You: yes is a name of a gir;l
    You: duh dumb ass

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  • 1

    kinda long...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    You: would you fancy a cup of tea?
    Stranger: no
    You: then what do you fancy?
    Stranger: I prefer water
    Stranger: where you from??
    You: would you fancy a cup of water?
    Stranger: no
    You: i will only tell where i am from if you can guess it my dear friend :)
    Stranger: I'm not going to get half-ass
    Stranger: google tranlate
    Stranger: :D
    You: what?
    Stranger: translate
    You: translate half-ass?
    Stranger: i don't know
    You: you are acting very strange my dear friend
    You: are you ill?
    You: are you there James?
    Stranger: is the first time I use it
    You: do you know what www.sharenator.com is?
    You: the first time you use what?
    Stranger: the omegle
    You: i see.......
    You: i see BACON
    You: and CATS
    You: and DWARFS
    You: EVERYWHERE D:
    Stranger: I saw gnomes
    You: i am in no garden! >:C
    You: no gnomes elsewhere than gardens!
    You: why aren't you in the kitchen?
    You: gimme my sandwich u bitch!
    You: bitch?
    You: are you there'
    You: ?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i'm confuse now
    Stranger: where you from
    Stranger: ?
    You: do you not know the joke about females and kitchens and sandwiches?
    Stranger: no
    You: i will not tell where i am from my fine sir
    Stranger: i'm brasilian guy
    You: if you don't know the joke you are a retard
    Stranger: i have 14 years
    You: you *have* 14 years?
    Stranger: you know jokes of portuguese
    Stranger: ?
    You: the joke i was referring to is international
    You: that is, everyone in the world with internet access knows it
    You: unless they are retarded
    You: like you
    You: WIN-RAR BITCH!
    You: now gimme my sandwich
    You: i am a girl
    You: and i make guys make sandwiches
    You: i am different
    You: and you take a long time to type
    You: you are probably a retard
    You: are you there?
    Stranger: I noticed that you're different
    You: I AM NORMAL
    You: >:C
    Stranger: i don't know english
    You: i know
    You: you use google translate
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: so take easy
    Stranger: tell me this joke
    Stranger: ok??
    You: it is not a joke to be told
    You: it is a joke to be made
    You: SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
    Stranger: how do you want me to know then
    Stranger: where you from??
    Stranger: how old are you??
    You: i am from magic land
    You: we do not age here
    Stranger: good for you
    You: i am 13948758099237587880209858134.7 years old in human time
    Stranger: very good
    You: i live on the planet Urselongrefrexzyltren3981750624
    Stranger: serious tell me where you from??
    You: i have to go now
    You: my bacon is hungry
    You: we have pet bacons here
    You: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Haha
    - jjrobb13 May 15, 2015, 3:29 am
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  • 1

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: let me guess, sex?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Yesplz.
    - casper667 September 1, 2013, 2:25 am
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  • 1

    lol

    Stranger: m or f
    You: 18 f cali... just like everyone else
    Stranger: ooo cool
    You: lol
    Stranger: youre hrony
    Stranger: horny
    You: i can bew
    You: be*
    Stranger: have you msn
    You: no... but i own a horse
    Stranger: show me some pictures from you
    You: you first
    Stranger: but i ask you firs
    Stranger: tt
    You: idc
    Stranger: show
    You: why?
    Stranger: because i wanna see you
    You: kfine... sec
    Stranger: okay
    You: this is me
    You:

    You: happy?
    Stranger: youre not funny

    • Disco
    • January 3, 2011, 8:01 am
    nice....ha ha ha ha
    - AmarRaj October 26, 2013, 1:00 am
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  • 1

    hi

    'Sup
    - ember January 6, 2013, 3:15 pm
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  • 1

    hi

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  • 1

    hiiiiiiiiiii annie

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  • 1

    hiii

    • lucky77
    • February 10, 2013, 2:59 pm
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  • 1

    any sexy gal?

    • lucky77
    • February 10, 2013, 2:59 pm
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  • 1

    Any girls wants to sex chat ?

    • Bitch
    • May 1, 2013, 6:05 pm
    Yes I do
    - Juicypussy19 June 15, 2013, 12:09 am
    Yes
    - Juicypussy19 June 15, 2013, 12:09 am
    Hi juicy
    - slick26 October 15, 2013, 11:01 pm
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  • 1

    omfg try omegle and have a video chat on there there are hott boys and yeah i always get them

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  • 1

    holy shit thats alot of people:o

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  • 1

    hi

    • santra
    • June 24, 2013, 3:12 am
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  • 1

    hi

    • Subhash
    • September 1, 2013, 1:43 am
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    hi

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    omegle - chat to a stranger

    • Kodi93
    • September 22, 2013, 8:43 am
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  • 1

    Good night

    • slick26
    • October 15, 2013, 10:59 pm
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  • 1

    hi

    • veejay
    • March 29, 2014, 9:38 am
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  • 1

    i luv facesitting

    • veejay
    • March 29, 2014, 9:38 am
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  • 1

    hi pls talk to me

    • veejay
    • March 29, 2014, 9:38 am
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  • 1

    hi?

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  • 1

    ha

    • Mavster
    • October 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
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    hi

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    hi

    • Anisha
    • June 15, 2015, 1:13 pm
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    22 - chat to a stranger

    • Anisha
    • June 15, 2015, 1:14 pm
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