Challenges when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

  • Dannyl
  • December 17, 2009, 2:33 am
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    Things that are very easy to say when drunk:
    asdkjchj nhjhapri awerf faln;2o34hf v h89z h eajfqlj.

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  • 2

    Get drunk and try to say Irish wristwatch

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  • 1

    ok! booze is on me i would like to hear the second half of what you just typed!

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    ill have another one!

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    holy, i cant even say:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    4. Transubstantiate
    i cant say those SOBER!

    • DJ9090
    • December 17, 2009, 12:17 pm
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  • 1

    aha!
    thats funny =]

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  • 1

    ociffer i god to drunk im not swear i is just very thsirty

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  • 1

    Ha Challenges when drunk gotta love them

    • peace
    • January 24, 2010, 3:11 am
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