Car accident

A man and a woman get in a horrible car accident with noone else around, both cars are totaled completely but they are both amazingly unharmed. So they sit on the side of the road and the man says " wow it's amazing we both survived!". The woman replies "yes, I can't believe it!". The man says " we should celebrate this great miricle" the woman replies " your right we should, I think I have some wine in my trunk "(that amazingly wasn't destroyed in the crash). The man says " great go get it!" so she gets the wine and sits back down. The man says " I'll drink first" and drinks about 1/4 of the bottle. He hands it over to the woman and she puts the lid back on and puts it down. the man questionally asks " aren't you going to have some?" and the woman replies "I'll wait for the cops to come first".

You just gotta think some devious woman has really done this. Please comment

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    Yeah I found this joke great when I first heard it... *EDIT* y a minus 1

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  • 1

    Woman are always trying to find some excuse to get men into trouble.

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  • 1

    That sucks

    • Ensx
    • November 8, 2009, 6:28 am
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    He just got owned

    • peace
    • June 20, 2010, 1:22 am
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