Pope: "So you're telling me this thing doesn't support flash??
Bishop: "no your holiness"
Pope: "Steve Jobs is going to hell for thi...oooh look angry birds vatican edition!"

1. "No sir, angry birds is here"
2. "I can't molest this" - pope
"Oh, sure you can sir, here let me open the virtual boy molestation app" - bishop

"Touch here, your holiness"
"Oh yes, like the children..."

...and this way they don't care how many little boys you touch.

"... You mean I can order little boys from ANYWHERE???"

"and if you touch here they jump."
"This is a new age miracle!"

Another stupid account of someone biting at another religion...exactly why I despise religion.