1. Caddyshack (Rodney Dangerfield)
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
2. Ferris Buellers Day Off (Matthew Broderick)
"You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."
3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Jason Mewes)
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers!"
4. Silence of the Lambs
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
2. Ferris Buellers Day Off (Matthew Broderick)
"You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."
3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Jason Mewes)
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers!"
4. Silence of the Lambs
5. Predator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
"You're one.. ugly.. motha fucka."
6. Lake Placid (Betty White)
"If I had a cock, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
7. The Empire Strikes Back (Yoda)
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
8. The Exorcist (Priest guys)
"The power of Christ compels you!"
9. Pulp Fiction
"You're one.. ugly.. motha fucka."
6. Lake Placid (Betty White)
"If I had a cock, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
7. The Empire Strikes Back (Yoda)
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
8. The Exorcist (Priest guys)
"The power of Christ compels you!"
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Braveheart (Mel Gibson)
"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives."
11. Airplane (Robert Hays and Leslie Nelson)
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious... and don't call me surely."
12. Office Space (Ron Livingston)
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." ( I use this to describe my work ethic.)
13. Con Air (Nicholas Cage)
"There's only two men I trust. One of em's me, the others not you."
14. Anchorman
"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives."
11. Airplane (Robert Hays and Leslie Nelson)
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious... and don't call me surely."
12. Office Space (Ron Livingston)
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." ( I use this to describe my work ethic.)
13. Con Air (Nicholas Cage)
"There's only two men I trust. One of em's me, the others not you."
14. Anchorman
15. Cool Hand Luke (Strother Martin)
"What we have here is, a failure to communicate."
16. Little Shop of Horrors (Giant Plant)
"Feed me Seymour!" ( I use this when I'm hungry)
17. Gran Torino (Clint Eastwood)
"Ever notice how you come across someone once in awhile you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
18. Team America
"What we have here is, a failure to communicate."
16. Little Shop of Horrors (Giant Plant)
"Feed me Seymour!" ( I use this when I'm hungry)
17. Gran Torino (Clint Eastwood)
"Ever notice how you come across someone once in awhile you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
18. Team America
19. Goodfellas (Frank Vincent)
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"
20. The Princess Bride (Mandy Patinkin)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
21. Kindergarten Cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
" No! It is not a tumor!"
22. Army of Darkness
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"
20. The Princess Bride (Mandy Patinkin)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
21. Kindergarten Cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
" No! It is not a tumor!"
22. Army of Darkness
23. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Dodgeball (Rip Torn)
"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."
25. The Jerk (Steve Martin)
"I was born a poor black child." ( I use this one someone asks me to tell them about myself. It's funny because I'm white.)
26. The Big Lebowski
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Dodgeball (Rip Torn)
"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."
25. The Jerk (Steve Martin)
"I was born a poor black child." ( I use this one someone asks me to tell them about myself. It's funny because I'm white.)
26. The Big Lebowski
27. Fight Club (Helena Bonham Carter)
"My god. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
28. The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."
29. BASEketball (Bob Costas)
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
30. Billy Madison
"My god. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
28. The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."
29. BASEketball (Bob Costas)
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
30. Billy Madison
( I pretty much use this every time I shower.)
31. Ricky Bobby ( Will Ferrell)
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
32. No Country For Old Men (Josh Brolin)
"You keep runnin' that mouth, I'm gonna take you in the back and screw ya'."
33. Wayne's World (Dana Carvey)
"If your gonna spew, spew into this."
34. They Live
31. Ricky Bobby ( Will Ferrell)
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
32. No Country For Old Men (Josh Brolin)
"You keep runnin' that mouth, I'm gonna take you in the back and screw ya'."
33. Wayne's World (Dana Carvey)
"If your gonna spew, spew into this."
34. They Live
( I try to work this in my daily speech at least once a day.)
35. The Replacements (Jack Warden)
"I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo more organized than this."
36. Tropic Thunder (Ben Stiller)
"I have a son now. Little Half Squat." ( I use this line after I take a huge dump)
37. American Beauty (Kevin Spacey)
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."
38. Full Metal Jacket
35. The Replacements (Jack Warden)
"I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo more organized than this."
36. Tropic Thunder (Ben Stiller)
"I have a son now. Little Half Squat." ( I use this line after I take a huge dump)
37. American Beauty (Kevin Spacey)
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."
38. Full Metal Jacket
39. Snakes on a Plane (Samuel L. Jackson)
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane!"
40. Rocky (Burgess Meredith)
"You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder."
41. Apocalypse Now (Robert Duvall)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory."
42. Napoleon Dynamite
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane!"
40. Rocky (Burgess Meredith)
"You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder."
41. Apocalypse Now (Robert Duvall)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory."
42. Napoleon Dynamite
43. Shawshank Redemption (Tim Robbins)
"Get busy living or get busy dying."
44. Blazing Saddles (Mongo)
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."
45. American Psycho (Christain Bale)
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
46. Joe Dirt
"Get busy living or get busy dying."
44. Blazing Saddles (Mongo)
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."
45. American Psycho (Christain Bale)
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
46. Joe Dirt
47. Spaceballs (Rick Moranis)
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
48. Vacation (Chevy Chase)
"We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!"
49. Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
"Yippie-kye-aye, mother fucker!"
50. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
48. Vacation (Chevy Chase)
"We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!"
49. Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
"Yippie-kye-aye, mother fucker!"
50. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"I'm a peacock captain you gotta let me fly on this one!"
"You know what terry, lets just settle this, peacocks cant fly."
Mine would have about 20 more Will Ferrel quotes in it though. ^.^
"That kangaroo stole my ball!" Guess ill give you some points