CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories
Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories
Fake 1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories
30-39 years 80 Calories
40-49 years 124 Calories
50-59 years 1,972 Calories
60-69 years 7,916 Calories
70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. 32 Calories
In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories
Results may vary!

THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX!
……And you’re on the computer!!!

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  • 2

    im on the computer and im doin it multitasking on an epic lvl

    haha just dont hurt that finger again =P
    - thekitkatkid October 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
    no worries she does all the work lol
    - triclebickle October 24, 2010, 8:02 pm
    XD lol'd in that case dont hurt her
    - thekitkatkid October 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
    lol it hard to type now lol i need a redbull
    - triclebickle October 24, 2010, 8:21 pm
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  • 2

    why are all the related posts about cats and hitler? lol

    WOOW! That's a great observation (no sarcasm intended) +1
    - thekitkatkid June 7, 2011, 4:10 pm
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  • 1

    so you just invented these numbers? not saying because theirs no set amount for any activity.. but alot of those just simply dont make sense... actualy all of them dont

    - thekitkatkid October 24, 2010, 7:52 pm
    exactly what i thought
    - castlewarsisawsome January 21, 2011, 1:12 am
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