Business - FAST SEX!

Business – FAST SEX !
Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…But she was dating someone else.
One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her and said I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
Dougie said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened….?’ Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ‘The bastard had all quarters!’

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    hahahhahahhahahhahha that is so epic nice i need to try that but with dimes lol +3

    • pato26
    • June 1, 2010, 2:15 pm
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    lmao she'll never get done hahaha

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    i know and when theres like one or two left on the groundshe drops them lol

    • pato26
    • June 1, 2010, 2:22 pm
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    lmao

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    lol :)

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    LOL he should try that with pennies XD

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  • 1

    Prostitution has never been so funny haha

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  • 1

    I don't like to carry change.

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