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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would be enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldnt. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip little more and again she still was unable to take the step .

About this time, a large Newfoundlander who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, How dare you touch my body! I dont even know who you are! The Newfie smiled and drawled, Well, maam, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.
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Posted: 2010-07-16 12:40:56

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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 17:25:50
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    lolz kitkat strikes again dude u never cease to amaze me
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-16 17:48:44
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      haha thx Ill be posting some more either later today or tomorrow
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  • IDeidaraIKun - replied 2010-07-16 17:06:34
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    Haha thats messed up
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  • destroyer124 - replied 2010-07-17 09:45:01
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    XD hahahahahaha that would be funny 2 watch XD
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-11-17 19:43:17
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    wow thats funny shit
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    • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-11-17 20:00:45
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      wow, I haven't made one of these joke posts in a while
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