Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would be enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldnt. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip little more and again she still was unable to take the step .
About this time, a large Newfoundlander who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, How dare you touch my body! I dont even know who you are! The Newfie smiled and drawled, Well, maam, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.