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Posted: 2011-01-04 09:46:20

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  • ember - replied 2011-01-04 13:48:36
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    How dare she say that Ke$a is better then Pink Floyed, AC/DC, and Led Zepplin! I will kill her with this!
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    • iGreenDay - replied 2011-01-05 16:37:25
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      KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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    • moelester - replied 2011-09-17 18:27:28
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      ive never been more attracted to a somebody in my life...thank you
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  • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 10:17:00
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    well I would say
    they are all true
    and most of them fit to 90% of girls on the world :P
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    • luminosity - replied 2011-01-04 10:49:26
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      Sounds like you've been meeting the wrong girls.
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      • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 10:58:21
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        there are no right girls XD
        one of those things always fit to a girl
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        • luminosity - replied 2011-01-04 20:49:26
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          D: Seriously man, most of the women I know are awesome and a far cry from every single one of those pics.

          There are selfish women, who generally fit most of those descriptions, and then there are the selfless women, who almost absolutely never fit any of them at all. Being an Air Force ROTC guy, I tend to know the latter.
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        • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 11:18:30
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          >:C
          so what do you say fits to me then?
          >:C
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          • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 11:27:42
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            well you are that special you should get your own

            "looks like a real man"
            "ugh hair I want a douchebag who wont have a beard until he is 80 because he is too often under the sun and looks like a carrot"

            lol I suck at this
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            • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 11:38:35
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              o.O
              i don't get the second part:/
              if you mean i want a well tanned guy, i don't really care about the colour
              and a beard is good, as long as it isn't a long one XD
              or a mustache :S
              i know, i'm picky
              but i don't even know myself why i hate body hair that much :/
              but with *no body hair* i mean not a whole forest on one guys chest D:
              i meant a little is good, and none is ok but freaky o.O
              so don't judge >:C
              and i don't want a douchebag!
              i would rather go for the nicer guy, or nerdier
              and you said atleast one of these above would fit to every girl in the world, so wich one fits to me?
              no making up stuff, because that's *cheating*
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              • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 12:08:40
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                you think you dont want a douchebag
                but I know what you want
                well girls cheat all the time :P

                you want this


                douchebags 2 - Blond B*tch comp
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                • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:19:03
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                  those guys are hideous :O
                  MY EYES ARE BURNING XC
                  this is NOT what i wan't
                  girls cheat all the time? Now you are assuming (again :/ ) that all girls are the same and all girls cheat a lot, but you are wrong
                  i have never cheated, and i think only 10-15% of girls have
                  you haven't even answered my original question!
                  WICH ONE OF THE MEME'S ABOVE FITS ME?!?
                  since you clearly said before that every girl can relate to at least one of them :/
                  again, those guys are hideous and i would never, EVER like that kind of guys
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                  • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 12:23:52
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                    I didnt say they cheat a lot
                    but they do it some day
                    you have never cheated YET

                    I cant answer it I never dated you so I dont know you enough

                    but I can guess
                    if it makes you happy because that is all that matters to me of course XD


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                    • Ertrov - replied 2011-01-04 12:48:44
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                      Please remove your foot from your mouth.
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:34:01
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                      umm so are you saying all girls cheat sometimes?
                      then i'll just say that all boys cheat and only date for sex in return
                      and i don't take advantage of people, and i never will
                      i would say that none of these meme's are anything like me
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                    • Vans - replied 2011-01-04 12:37:05
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                      well in that case my love
                      you are one of the 10% that does not fit
                      so you must be ugly or awesome XD
                      in that case I must say
                      will you marry me? XD
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-05 10:22:12
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                      love?
                      why do you talk like that?
                      and i'll have to pass on that one XD
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              • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-01-04 19:50:52
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                every girl says they want a nicer/nerdier BF. so why do they always go with the douches and rich guys when its a 95% chance that they will break up within a year? i must agree with vans last comment...
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                • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-05 10:25:38
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                  always?
                  i'm sorry but not true, you can't jut take experience from 1 or 2 girls and just assume that implies to every girl on the planet!
                  and i would never go for a douche, no matter how rich or handsome he would be, i just hate douches
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                  • MIKYTEY - replied 2011-01-05 23:24:34
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                    thats what they all say. but actions show different in my experience.
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-06 05:19:29
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                      well actions of some girls don't count for all girls, like i said before!
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                  • Kermie - replied 2011-03-03 14:51:48
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                    This might seem a bit harsh but it's pretty much true. Every girl I know has chosen a "sexy" guy who is all in it for sex, be a dick after he gets it and breaks up with her. Even when a nerdy kinda guy like me sits back, laughs and wishes it could have been him because he isn't one of those guys. The ONLY time I ever see a girl choose a guy like me is when they are either fat, ugly, or just socially awkward. I'm not saying that is you, you might just be one of the few girls who goes for the personality before the looks. Which is badass, more power to you. But still, that is all I see happen.
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    • SaysTheMan - replied 2011-09-17 14:55:32
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      I have to agree. Almost every girl i know fits one of these.
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  • Tremp20k - replied 2011-01-04 10:54:10
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    these are the kinds of women i would fucking punch i dont give a shit
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    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 10:56:49
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      Couldn't resist
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      • Tremp20k - replied 2011-01-04 10:58:08
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        listen to the lyrics
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  • Dragkyre - replied 2011-01-04 10:58:09
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    sounds like all women to me, and oh how the last one happens to them a lot, needless to say im not very sympathetic when they cry to me about it *evil smile with a slight giggle*
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    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 11:21:23
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      and what do you know about ALL women?
      ok, all guys are cheating bastards that drink and fuck every slut they find.
      now i just did a small piece of what you guys just did
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      • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 11:45:23
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        it was a joke dear...
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        • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 11:52:02
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          stay out of this and let mr. DRAG over here answer, *dear*
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          • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:00:19
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            Sorry didnt quite see his comment saw yours and thought it was about the post apologies
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            • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:08:52
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              oh ok, apology accepted XD
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              • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:10:32
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                But with your thought i do agree but there are a few guys out there who know how to treat a lady
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                • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:13:53
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                  i know that, i was just showing how most guys imagine women but pointed it at you (guys)
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:22:58
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                    (sorry guys) but yea most guys are kind of narrow minded when it comes to girls because they expose themselves to those kind of girls they dont look hard enough for the decent ones in the bunch lets face it when it comes to guys its mostly this...
                    Penis brain - Blond B*tch comp


                    But there is that occasional girl who seems to like the nice guy but then dates the asshole who just basically just wants to sleep with them which bugs me but eh its life on both counts
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:25:46
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                      wel i would dump someone as soon as i would find out he's just after the sex and stuff like that o.O
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:42:05
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                    Your already smarter than most girls with that statement have a friend in that situation and she keeps insisting the "oh i can change him" and then the "oh i changed him" crap
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:44:01
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                      that was completely out of contact o.O
                      refrase?
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              • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:48:40
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                lol you said you would dump some one who just wanted sex correct? a couple of girls i know are dating guys like that and they are the types if they arnt sleeping with their said gf they will sleep with another chick and then the gf insist on oh i can change him or they think they have changed him which in fact he is still doing it behind their back he just lies to them about it lol
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                • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:56:30
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                  well noone can be changed
                  you are always you and noone should even try to change that!
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:57:33
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                    AMEN!
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 13:03:49
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                    Now if you could find a way to wire that to females around the world you deserve a Nobel peace prize
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 14:08:33
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                      lol...?
                      XD
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      • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-04 12:22:35
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        He's joking which is why he's put the 'evil smile' thing on the end. Lol.
        I'm a girl and well just joke back with stereotypes, it's all just good fun :)
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        • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:25:14
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          but still this kind of stereotypes annoy me :/
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          • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:27:23
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            then again i will humbly apologize if i offended you there are those types of stereotypes on both sides of the board
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            • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:31:07
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              you didn't offend me , calm down a little bit mr.formal :p
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              • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 12:34:20
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                Eh i try :)
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          • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-04 12:32:08
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            Lol, you're gonna get called all sorts for being a girl especially on the internet. Trust me I know :)
            You just got to take it on the chin and move on. I mean if we're gonna get stereotypical, all the guys on the internet must have no girlfriends and live in their parents basement, it's not true but ah well. You know it's not true, so don't let it get to you, just kind of roll with it and before you know it, you're having a rather comical yet insulting slanging match :)
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            • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:36:57
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              don't you think i know that?
              it's not like i was born yesterday
              but thanks for trying to help anyways
              i try to ignore guys but if i just go with it they will think that they can just treat girls like that, and that's exactly how jerks are made!
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              • pureawesomeness - replied 2011-01-04 12:52:28
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                My kitchens empty, so if you wouldn't mind stopping with all the emotional garbage, could you just get back in your hole and cook?

                ;)
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                • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 12:58:08
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                  hey, my kitchens empty, too
                  no make me a sandwich or your balls will be cut off in your nearest future.period.
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 14:14:12
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                    Sammich reverse - Blond B*tch comp


                    Found it just for you XD
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 14:17:32
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                      HORYSHET - Blond B*tch comp

                      I GOTTA COPY THAT!!! :O
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                  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 14:18:50
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                    Consider it as a gift XD
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-01-04 14:19:47
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                      considered CX
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            • pureawesomeness - replied 2011-01-04 12:42:33
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              Males living in their parents basements that lack girlfriends is a stereotype? O, so i'm not normal then.
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              • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-04 12:49:03
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                You're such a pleb XD
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                • arrowdodger7 - replied 2011-01-05 08:58:20
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                  pleb...plebian?? just wondering.
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                  • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-05 10:44:43
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                    I'm sorry, it's just an awesome word :D
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                    • arrowdodger7 - replied 2011-01-05 14:46:51
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                      is that what you meant though? cause if so i kinda know what that means!
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                    • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-01-05 16:49:24
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                      The hell is a pleb?
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                  • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-05 21:16:38
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                    I've always known it as just pleb haha.
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              • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-01-05 16:49:53
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                Nah your normal thats me as well
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                • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-05 21:17:31
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                  Urban dictionary: one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public


                  I just love the word :P
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                  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-01-06 02:20:15
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                    either ive never heard of it or its a uk word
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                    • arrowdodger7 - replied 2011-01-06 05:29:41
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                      you learn plebian in history. roman word meaning a poor person. i think SuDoko put it right.
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                    • SuDoku - replied 2011-01-08 03:02:31
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                      Yeah it's more a UK word which I've rediscovered my love for. I'm bringing this bad boy back :D
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  • Jackylegs - replied 2011-01-04 11:18:12
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    If you listen closely, you should be able to hear‎ how one of these is an amazing song and one is shit. Actually fuck that, you shouldn't even have to listen closely.



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    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 11:21:24
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      hell you dont even have to listen at all just look at the pics one is good and the other is crap
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      • ember - replied 2011-01-04 13:55:42
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        You don't even have to look at the pictures. Just read the song titles... Achilles Last Stand Vs. Tik Toc song... Scrach that Just look at the band names Led Zepplin sounds like an awesome band. Ke$ha doesn't even sound like a band, It looks like she's an idiot who can't even spell her own name.
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        • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-04 13:57:09
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          You have a very valid point +1 for you
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        • imfrikknbad - replied 2011-01-05 08:16:46
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          We need to go deeper - Blond B*tch comp
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          • ember - replied 2011-01-05 11:19:50
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            Okay:D lets try an experament to see why Led Zepplin is better Ke$ha.

            Make your hypothosis.

            What you need
            a friend
            a computer

            Use this chart to record your resalts.

            example...
            Who was it? Ke$ha.
            How did they respond? She became agressive and told me to make ke$ha GTFO.


            1 close your eyes this is importent do not open your eyes.

            2 Your friend should open up two windows one should have Led Zepplin on it and one should have Ke$ha on it.

            3 Your friend should swich randomly betwen the two windows pausing to recored your reaction.

            Was your hypothises corect?
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  • Sharpie600rr - replied 2011-01-04 10:09:18
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    I've had that last one happen once or twice when I was in high school. Then I LOL'd when they came crying to me about their douche b/f.. mmm.. yes good times.
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  • CaptinCrunk - replied 2011-01-04 12:26:20
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    LOL +3
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  • hightec - replied 2011-01-04 14:26:01
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    and a comedy masterpiece is born
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  • zooboy338 - replied 2011-01-05 12:12:42
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    When I read this I could only think, "So true" to a couple. Then I saw the 11th and 12th and I thought, "Oh my God, it's my ex!"
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  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-01-05 16:42:30
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    Oh my god the first one annoys the piss out of me
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  • peace - replied 2011-01-18 17:35:56
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    damn you lady
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  • triclebickle - replied 2011-09-17 20:29:37
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    thats the type of women I would one night stand lol
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