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I went out with a soda because that's how I roll

  • Pharmon
  • December 17, 2010, 9:22 pm
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  • 14

    I went out with your mom because I hate myself.

    • leeish
    • December 17, 2010, 11:31 pm
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  • 10

    I murdered a pickle because i was high.

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  • 6

    i shot my dog because i was high.

    That one's just sad lol
    - Pharmon December 18, 2010, 4:41 pm
    - Mocahking December 18, 2010, 6:03 pm
    Lmao +1 I wish I could give you more
    - Pharmon December 18, 2010, 6:25 pm
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  • 5

    I Sang to the computer because some one offered me a million dollars.
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  • 4

    I shot your mom because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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  • 4

    I danced with a soda because I hate myself

    Aww don't feel bad. I kissed a soda because I'm hot and I do what I want!
    - TexBex March 8, 2011, 12:12 pm
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  • 4

    I went out with a homeless guy because I'm hot and do what I want

    • gryxng
    • December 18, 2010, 11:32 pm
    lol that's a funny one
    - Pharmon December 19, 2010, 1:07 am
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  • 2

    i danced with a homeless guy because i was high

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  • 2

    I smacked a ninja because I was drunk.

    • Bekenel
    • December 18, 2010, 12:55 am
    I'm surprised your not dead because of that one.
    - Demono March 9, 2011, 5:21 am
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  • 2

    I sang to my neighbor because I was high.

    • Jozzoh
    • December 18, 2010, 1:15 am
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  • 2

    I danced with a pickle, because I was drunk...

    Hm...

    • SuDoku
    • December 18, 2010, 1:16 am
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  • 2

    I went out with a goat because the voices told me too.
    +3 :L

    No way! We have the same birthday!
    I too went out with a goat.
    What year?
    - Jackylegs December 18, 2010, 2:11 am
    1994. I've got the same birthday as my friends dog.......
    - Upsidedownie December 18, 2010, 9:44 am
    :O
    We are the exact same age.
    You're immediately one of my best friends on this site.
    What time of day???
    - Jackylegs December 18, 2010, 1:55 pm
    I don't know the day, ill check and tell you in about 2 hours.
    Thats fucking weird though :L

    EDIT: 5:25.
    - Upsidedownie December 19, 2010, 1:05 am
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  • 2

    I went out with a goat because that's what I do.

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  • 2

    I chocked on a ninja because i was drunk

    how big was the ninja? lol
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 3:53 am
    y'know looking at it again... it seems really really wrong
    - DarkicoN13 December 18, 2010, 4:00 am
    >=) muahaha
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 4:11 am
    its not my fault.. i was drunk
    - DarkicoN13 December 18, 2010, 5:00 am
    if that was true...then drinking and driving wouldn't be bad.
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 6:40 am
    People just need to learn to get the hell out of my way when im Drinking/driving
    - DarkicoN13 December 18, 2010, 6:51 am
    i just realized were having 2 separate conversations on 2 different posts.
    Multi-tasking for the win!!!
    - arrowdodger7 December 18, 2010, 10:21 am
    Ha we are to! win!
    - DarkicoN13 December 18, 2010, 11:01 am
    ha what a luck me and arrowdodger had 2 diffrent confrestions on 2 diffrent post and you were the one to randomly commint to my commmint... now you and arrowdodger are doing the same and im doing what you did. thats a win
    - castlewarsisawsome December 18, 2010, 4:07 pm
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  • 2

    Jesus Christ hugged a policeman because he was high

    • hightec
    • December 18, 2010, 6:58 am
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  • 1

    I danced with a llama because i hate myself.

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  • 1

    I Hugged a Stuffed Animal because that's what I do. ^^
    We like this one, and we like Stuffed Animals and do enjoy hugging them, so this is the first one that got it right.

    • Dawn
    • December 18, 2010, 4:18 am
    I think you are the only one who got something normal >.>
    - DarkicoN13 December 18, 2010, 6:53 am
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  • 1

    I sang to a soda because that's how I roll.

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  • 1

    i kissed my brother because i was drunk :/
    makes sence, but never happened...gross...

    well at least fall in love with your best friends brother because you hate yoursely
    - mofosho March 8, 2011, 12:27 pm
    who's Yoursely?
    at least i hate him/her/it!
    - Icelandgirly March 8, 2011, 12:42 pm
    *yourself*
    - mofosho March 8, 2011, 12:44 pm
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  • 1

    I shot the computer because Im hot and I do what I want

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  • 1

    I kissed a fork because thats what I do

    • Tacoman
    • December 18, 2010, 5:21 am
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  • 1

    i murdered a fork because i'm hot and i do what i want.

    • eman94
    • December 18, 2010, 7:00 am
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  • 1

    I choked on my dog because the voices told me to!

    • Polygon
    • December 18, 2010, 7:06 am
    whoa thats just dark
    - lornison May 19, 2012, 10:01 pm
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  • 1

    i ate a llama because im hot and i do what i want.

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  • 1

    I choked on a fork 'cause thats what i do.

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  • 1

    i sang to my neighbour because i was high

    • stewiz
    • December 18, 2010, 7:54 am
    WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AND ARE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT...
    - Jozzoh December 18, 2010, 8:36 pm
    wat year im 1991
    - stewiz December 19, 2010, 5:46 am
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  • 1

    I sang to my brother because i was drunk; is it weird that i really did this?

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  • 1

    I danced with my cell phone, because i was drunk :D

    Forever alone
    - mofosho March 8, 2011, 12:28 pm
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  • 1

    I killed a cop last year because I felt like it.

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  • 1

    I ate a homeless guy because i was high :DD

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  • 1

    i shot my best freind cause the voices told me to. now my real one i shot my nabior cause i was high

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  • 1

    I murdered my best friend becuse that's how I roll.

    • ember
    • December 18, 2010, 4:35 pm
    after awhile do you get a bulk discount on them? lol
    - Jabori December 19, 2010, 6:33 am
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  • 1

    i choked on a pickle cause im hot and do what i want. i feel violated lol

    • Jabori
    • December 18, 2010, 4:54 pm
    i would to
    - castlewarsisawsome December 18, 2010, 11:00 pm
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  • 1

    I danced with a police man because I was drunk.

    been there done that surprisingly he was a very good dance partner
    - Jabori December 19, 2010, 6:33 am
    nice
    - iGreenDay December 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
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  • 1

    i went out with a ninja because i was drunk

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  • 1

    I choked on a ninja because I hate myself

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  • 1

    i fell in love with my best friends brother because i hate myself

    • mofosho
    • December 18, 2010, 6:53 pm
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  • 1

    I sang to my because thats how i roll.

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  • 1

    i kissed my psychiatrist because im not wearing a shirt
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    • 720Z
    • December 18, 2010, 7:55 pm
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  • 1

    I gave my number to a pickle because thats how i roll

    did he ever call you and dont say its a she cause thats not how pickles roll
    - lornison May 19, 2012, 10:04 pm
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  • 1

    I shot a banana because thats how i roll

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  • 1

    i smacked a gangster because i hate myself.

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  • 1

    i shot a stuffed animal because i was high

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  • 1

    I murdered a stuffed animal because im hot and i do what i want!

    • cooldog
    • December 21, 2010, 9:20 am
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  • 1

    I ate my sychiatryst beacause thats what I do.

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  • 1

    I shot a fork because the voices told me to

    • peace
    • December 26, 2010, 10:05 am
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  • 1

    I went out with myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

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  • 1

    I went out with an iPod because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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  • 1

    I gave my number to a weirdo because i was high. Sounds legit

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  • 1

    I shot a fork because I love my family.

    • Goober
    • March 8, 2011, 10:57 am
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  • 1

    i kissed a fork because i'm hot and i do what i d0..

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  • 1

    I smacked a football player because I was high OwO

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  • 1

    i shot a stuffed animal because im hot and i do what i want.!

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  • 1

    i murdered a football player cause m stupid jajajaja ths weird :S

    • vaneS
    • March 8, 2011, 3:54 pm
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  • 1

    I ate my sister because I was drunk...

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  • 1

    I murdered a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want :-)

    • Mizuno
    • March 8, 2011, 4:29 pm
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  • 1

    I smacked my best friend because thats how i roll.

    actually i really would, ha ha ha

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  • 1

    I fell in love with an iPod because I was drunk.

    yeah that alcohols a messed up thing aint it
    - lornison May 19, 2012, 10:07 pm
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  • 1

    I went out with a goat because im hot and i do what i want lol

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  • 1

    i sang to a dvd player because the voices told me to

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  • 1

    I smacked a doctor because the voices told me to.

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  • 1

    I fell in love with my psychiatrist because the voices told me to

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  • 1

    I murdered my dad because that's how I roll. I must be a straight up gangsta.

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  • 1

    I choked on a baseball bat because I was drunk

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  • 1

    i kissed your mum because someone offered me $1,000,000

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  • 1

    I murdered a soda because that's how I roll.

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  • 1

    i ate myself because i was high

    DAMN you must be SUPER FLEXIBLE
    - lornison May 19, 2012, 10:09 pm
    remove some ribs works shit happens
    - Weichert506 May 21, 2012, 8:50 pm
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  • 1

    i hugged a mexican because i was high lol

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  • 1

    i went out with my dog because thats how i roll

    • ttovah
    • May 20, 2012, 1:07 pm
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  • 1

    i kissed a homeless guy because i was high?

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  • 1

    i ate your mom because the voices told me to xD

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  • 1

    I murdered a ninja because I'm retarded.

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