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Posted: 2010-12-17 21:22:16

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leeish - replied 2010-12-17 23:31:01

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I went out with your mom because I hate myself.

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VampiricFiend - replied 2010-12-17 22:40:33

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I murdered a pickle because i was high.

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Mocahking - replied 2010-12-18 16:40:55

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i shot my dog because i was high.

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- Pharmon - replied 2010-12-18 16:41:54
  
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  That one's just sad lol
  
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  - Mocahking - replied 2010-12-18 18:03:31
    
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    - Pharmon - replied 2010-12-18 18:25:12
      
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      Lmao +1 I wish I could give you more
      
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TheComic - replied 2010-12-18 18:46:47

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I Sang to the computer because some one offered me a million dollars.

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CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-12-17 22:20:10

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I shot your mom because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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mrfizzy12345 - replied 2010-12-18 00:35:59

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I danced with a soda because I hate myself

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- TexBex - replied 2011-03-08 12:12:23
  
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  Aww don't feel bad. I kissed a soda because I'm hot and I do what I want!
  
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gryxng - replied 2010-12-18 23:32:32

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I went out with a homeless guy because I'm hot and do what I want

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- Pharmon - replied 2010-12-19 01:07:27
  
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  lol that's a funny one
  
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JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-18 00:28:53

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i danced with a homeless guy because i was high

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Bekenel - replied 2010-12-18 00:55:17

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I smacked a ninja because I was drunk.

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- Demono - replied 2011-03-09 05:21:01
  
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  I'm surprised your not dead because of that one.
  
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Jozzoh - replied 2010-12-18 01:15:37

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I sang to my neighbor because I was high.

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SuDoku - replied 2010-12-18 01:16:43

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I danced with a pickle, because I was drunk...

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Upsidedownie - replied 2010-12-18 02:02:23

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I went out with a goat because the voices told me too.
+3 :L

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- Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-18 02:11:37
  
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  No way! We have the same birthday!
  I too went out with a goat.
  What year?
  
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  - Upsidedownie - replied 2010-12-18 09:44:59
    
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    1994. I've got the same birthday as my friends dog.......
    
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    - Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-18 13:55:40
      
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      :O
      We are the exact same age.
      You're immediately one of my best friends on this site.
      What time of day???
      
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      - Upsidedownie - replied 2010-12-19 01:05:49
        
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        I don't know the day, ill check and tell you in about 2 hours.
        Thats fucking weird though :L
        
        EDIT: 5:25.
        
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Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-18 02:12:21

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I went out with a goat because that's what I do.

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DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 02:13:30

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I chocked on a ninja because i was drunk

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- arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-18 03:53:18
  
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  how big was the ninja? lol
  
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  - DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 04:00:49
    
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    y'know looking at it again... it seems really really wrong
    
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    - arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-18 04:11:35
      
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      >=) muahaha
      
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      - DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 05:00:32
        
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        its not my fault.. i was drunk
        
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        arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-18 06:40:48
        
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        if that was true...then drinking and driving wouldn't be bad.
        
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        DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 06:51:30
        
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        People just need to learn to get the hell out of my way when im Drinking/driving
        
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        arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-18 10:21:14
        
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        i just realized were having 2 separate conversations on 2 different posts.
        Multi-tasking for the win!!!
        
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        DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 11:01:49
        
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        Ha we are to! win!
        
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        castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-18 16:07:51
        
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        ha what a luck me and arrowdodger had 2 diffrent confrestions on 2 diffrent post and you were the one to randomly commint to my commmint... now you and arrowdodger are doing the same and im doing what you did. thats a win
        
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hightec - replied 2010-12-18 06:58:13

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Jesus Christ hugged a policeman because he was high

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arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-18 03:58:07

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I danced with a llama because i hate myself.

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Dawn - replied 2010-12-18 04:18:51

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I Hugged a Stuffed Animal because that's what I do. ^^
We like this one, and we like Stuffed Animals and do enjoy hugging them, so this is the first one that got it right.

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- DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-18 06:53:15
  
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  I think you are the only one who got something normal >.>
  
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Clarkie101 - replied 2010-12-18 04:19:16

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I sang to a soda because that's how I roll.

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Icelandgirly - replied 2010-12-18 04:30:30

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i kissed my brother because i was drunk :/
makes sence, but never happened...gross...

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- mofosho - replied 2011-03-08 12:27:11
  
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  well at least fall in love with your best friends brother because you hate yoursely
  
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  - Icelandgirly - replied 2011-03-08 12:42:45
    
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    who's Yoursely?
    at least i hate him/her/it!
    
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    - mofosho - replied 2011-03-08 12:44:21
      
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      *yourself*
      
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LoneStarr13 - replied 2010-12-18 04:59:23

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I shot the computer because Im hot and I do what I want

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Tacoman - replied 2010-12-18 05:21:46

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I kissed a fork because thats what I do

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eman94 - replied 2010-12-18 07:00:16

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i murdered a fork because i'm hot and i do what i want.

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Polygon - replied 2010-12-18 07:06:24

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I choked on my dog because the voices told me to!

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- lornison - replied 2012-05-19 22:01:36
  
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  whoa thats just dark
  
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SkinnyBill - replied 2010-12-18 07:43:07

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i ate a llama because im hot and i do what i want.

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Bored10123 - replied 2010-12-18 07:45:18

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I choked on a fork 'cause thats what i do.

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stewiz - replied 2010-12-18 07:54:25

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i sang to my neighbour because i was high

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- Jozzoh - replied 2010-12-18 20:36:03
  
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  WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AND ARE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT...
  
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  - stewiz - replied 2010-12-19 05:46:17
    
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    wat year im 1991
    
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DennisDee - replied 2010-12-18 08:02:13

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I sang to my brother because i was drunk; is it weird that i really did this?

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Pyutchy8011 - replied 2010-12-18 08:08:21

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I danced with my cell phone, because i was drunk :D

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- mofosho - replied 2011-03-08 12:28:20
  
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  Forever alone
  
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thekitkatkid - replied 2010-12-18 09:50:02

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I killed a cop last year because I felt like it.

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downsborugh - replied 2010-12-18 09:57:03

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I ate a homeless guy because i was high :DD

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castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-18 16:10:33

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i shot my best freind cause the voices told me to. now my real one i shot my nabior cause i was high

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ember - replied 2010-12-18 16:35:48

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I murdered my best friend becuse that's how I roll.

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- Jabori - replied 2010-12-19 06:33:17
  
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  after awhile do you get a bulk discount on them? lol
  
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Jabori - replied 2010-12-18 16:54:36

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i choked on a pickle cause im hot and do what i want. i feel violated lol

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- castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-18 23:00:52
  
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  i would to
  
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iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-18 16:58:04

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I danced with a police man because I was drunk.

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- Jabori - replied 2010-12-19 06:33:54
  
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  been there done that surprisingly he was a very good dance partner
  
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  - iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-19 16:52:47
    
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    nice
    
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DonniVodka - replied 2010-12-18 17:25:39

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i went out with a ninja because i was drunk

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BrandonTheAstronaut - replied 2010-12-18 18:25:43

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I choked on a ninja because I hate myself

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mofosho - replied 2010-12-18 18:53:46

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i fell in love with my best friends brother because i hate myself

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24paperwings - replied 2010-12-18 19:20:50

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I sang to my because thats how i roll.

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720Z - replied 2010-12-18 19:55:51

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i kissed my psychiatrist because im not wearing a shirt

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jobyslaysdragonz - replied 2010-12-18 20:38:51

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I gave my number to a pickle because thats how i roll

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- lornison - replied 2012-05-19 22:04:15
  
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  did he ever call you and dont say its a she cause thats not how pickles roll
  
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nbafan10 - replied 2010-12-18 21:36:05

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I shot a banana because thats how i roll

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Nightfang - replied 2010-12-19 03:38:50

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i smacked a gangster because i hate myself.

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moelester - replied 2010-12-19 11:55:06

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i shot a stuffed animal because i was high

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cooldog - replied 2010-12-21 09:20:16

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I murdered a stuffed animal because im hot and i do what i want!

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Roflcopter - replied 2010-12-21 11:14:26

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I ate my sychiatryst beacause thats what I do.

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peace - replied 2010-12-26 10:05:17

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I shot a fork because the voices told me to

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shotgun - replied 2011-03-08 08:12:41

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I went out with myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

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Naugron - replied 2011-03-08 10:16:24

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I went out with an iPod because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-03-08 10:35:38

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I gave my number to a weirdo because i was high. Sounds legit

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Goober - replied 2011-03-08 10:57:02

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I shot a fork because I love my family.

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purplefreak - replied 2011-03-08 11:07:14

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i kissed a fork because i'm hot and i do what i d0..

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omfgitzdomo - replied 2011-03-08 11:59:15

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I smacked a football player because I was high OwO

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Kryttal - replied 2011-03-08 15:22:26

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i shot a stuffed animal because im hot and i do what i want.!

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vaneS - replied 2011-03-08 15:54:30

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i murdered a football player cause m stupid jajajaja ths weird :S

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Boltarrow5 - replied 2011-03-08 16:26:41

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I ate my sister because I was drunk...

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Mizuno - replied 2011-03-08 16:29:11

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I murdered a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want :-)

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JDLRATX - replied 2011-03-08 16:41:59

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I smacked my best friend because thats how i roll.

actually i really would, ha ha ha

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bleedingxmascara - replied 2011-03-09 06:34:03

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I fell in love with an iPod because I was drunk.

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- lornison - replied 2012-05-19 22:07:42
  
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  yeah that alcohols a messed up thing aint it
  
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hellsnyper - replied 2011-03-09 08:40:55

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I went out with a goat because im hot and i do what i want lol

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facetimesmash - replied 2011-03-09 09:55:25

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i sang to a dvd player because the voices told me to

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riverr0se - replied 2012-02-12 22:31:27

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I smacked a doctor because the voices told me to.

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GothicRoze - replied 2012-02-13 21:18:18

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I fell in love with my psychiatrist because the voices told me to

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triclebickle - replied 2012-02-13 21:23:54

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I murdered my dad because that's how I roll. I must be a straight up gangsta.

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AwesomeTaitum11 - replied 2012-04-29 17:32:55

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I choked on a baseball bat because I was drunk

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Fail4424 - replied 2012-04-29 18:49:03

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i kissed your mum because someone offered me $1,000,000

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wolfman - replied 2012-04-29 19:11:33

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I murdered a soda because that's how I roll.

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Weichert506 - replied 2012-04-29 23:45:52

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i ate myself because i was high

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- lornison - replied 2012-05-19 22:09:44
  
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  DAMN you must be SUPER FLEXIBLE
  
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  - Weichert506 - replied 2012-05-21 20:50:46
    
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    remove some ribs works shit happens
    
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Cyanideandhappinesschick20 - replied 2012-05-20 01:58:08

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i hugged a mexican because i was high lol

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ttovah - replied 2012-05-20 13:07:41

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i went out with my dog because thats how i roll

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Fall3nAng3l19 - replied 2012-05-20 14:07:37

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i kissed a homeless guy because i was high?

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iFaP1301 - replied 2012-05-21 12:46:54

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i ate your mom because the voices told me to xD

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Hazel247 - replied 2012-05-27 12:41:29

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I murdered a ninja because I'm retarded.

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