Best Simpson Chalk board moments

I will not carve gods

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge
I have neither been there nor done that

Funny noises are not funny

This punishment is not boring and pointless

I will not teach others to fly

I will not yell “She’s Dead” during roll call

I will return the seeing-eye dog

I do not have diplomatic immunity

There are plenty of businesses like show business

I will not re-transmit without the expressed permission of Major League Baseball

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

I will not hang donuts on my person

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist

Rudolph’s red nose is not alcohol-related

Grammar is not a time of waste

I will not scream for ice cream

Pork is not a verb

“Non-Flammable” is not a challenge

I will not “let the dogs out”

Nobody reads these anymore

I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers

SpongeBob is not a contraceptive

Does any kid still do this anymore?

There is no such thing as an iPoddy

The capital of Montana is not “Hannah”

Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy

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  • Dannyl
  • December 1, 2009, 1:20 am
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    20 years actually.

    • Dannyl
    • December 1, 2009, 1:33 pm
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    nice idea lol +3

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    God I love those guys, 11 years of silly crap one that chalkboard. WTF....

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    Not assbook but facebook +3

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    lovin the 'Non-flammable is not a challenge' :) +3 from me

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    i will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy
    also loved the non-flammable one

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    Facebook lol

    • peace
    • February 24, 2010, 2:38 pm
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