Being British

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  • xdvx
  • August 23, 2010, 4:38 am
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    Good old british life style
    Im Proud to be british !

    Me too, it's our ability to diversify that makes us great.
    - Math August 23, 2010, 12:21 pm
    Sure is :)
    - GangsterMonkey August 23, 2010, 10:27 pm
    or your power to influence a lot of the eastern countries...
    - gemie89 September 18, 2010, 1:06 pm
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    I find it funny that the picture looks like a USA flag

    • Ertrov
    • August 23, 2010, 12:25 pm
    AMERICA, Hell Yea!
    - defmid26 September 4, 2010, 6:04 am
    LOL yeah I noticed that too...
    - TexBex February 3, 2011, 4:18 am
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    Being British is maybe one of the coolest things possible... Besides sex with Megan Fox in space.

    So true
    - Madmat155 August 23, 2010, 6:49 am
    or underwater
    - Jofus1992 September 18, 2010, 1:42 pm
    Or in jelly...
    - Clarkie101 September 18, 2010, 2:03 pm
    or really anywhere because if I had to chance to have sex with Megan Fox I wouldn't care if it was laying in sewage I would do it and brag to everyone.
    - Jofus1992 September 18, 2010, 2:32 pm
    You: Hey guys, guess what?
    Guys: What?
    You: I just had sex with Megan Fox.
    Guys: Really?
    You: Yeah.
    Guys: Nah, he's lying.
    You: This vid proves it.
    Guys: Mate, that's awesome! But where are you?
    You: Knee deep in other peoples sewage.
    - Clarkie101 September 18, 2010, 2:40 pm
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    well seeing as we used to 0wn most of the contrys at one point its makes sense

    • BEASTY
    • August 23, 2010, 6:51 am
    used to
    - Jofus1992 September 18, 2010, 1:43 pm
    ye but after all we gave it all back in the last 100 years because there is now no such thing as a country which doesn't have technology there is now such a thing as human rights (except in China)its common secence really, and a empire will never really exist again ever like they used to good while it lasted and other country's are doing so well because of British inventions, for example, the Americans first broke the sound barrier as we all know however not in the official reports actually they got all the intelligence from us the British and claimed that it was all their work, (going into detail hehe) for example instead of just the rudders on a plane having a small slat which went up and down changing the property's of the wing the Americans claimed to invent the wing which moved all of it so the pressures of the sound barrier wouldn't jam it however we (the awesome British) hace proof we invented it because we have test planes which still exist which are 3-4 years older than the Americans discovery,and FILM that shows that moving tailplane were invented by the English

    wow i write allot when im on alcohol (not very often i admit)
    - BEASTY September 18, 2010, 3:01 pm
    so you are tying to take a first by the the US. i thought the brits were better than than. i don't remember a brit in control, i do remember an all American named chuck yager who risked his life in the name of science. so either the brits could had done it and were scared. or the US had help from allies, but if was a USAF plane piloted by a USAF pilot who did it. i love how no one but you knows the truth. damn those history books, damn that chuck yager for telling us first hand what happened. but i guess you know whats best, better than a man who rode the rocked.
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 8:34 am
    British engineering got chuck through the sound barrier the Americans never admit how they actualy did it :L
    And the miles 52 project would have done it but because of unknown reasons,it was shut down, the miles 52 would have undoubtedly broken the barrier

    The Americans may have put a hole in the sound barrier but we're the ones which go through it with style

    and we have the first for breaking the sound barrier on land which is even more scary and dangerous
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/ThrustSSC.jpg/800px-ThrustSSC.jpg
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 9:05 am
    that wonderful you broke the sound first. just think how many practical applications we learned from it. at the end of the day the sound barrier was broken by the USAF.
    you say; The Americans may have put a hole in the sound barrier but we're the ones which go through it with style
    really? hows that bird doing today? thats not style. an airplane from the same eara as the concord would be the sr-71. now thats style and faster.
    one last thing i hope the pic of the jet car is not the car you are talking about that first broke the sound barrier. if you notice by the union jack is old glory. according to the flags on the car in the pic, that was was a joint US/Brit venture. see if you help us we don't mind admitting you helped. it seems if we help the brits yall want all the credit. not judging but there does seem to be a difference between how the two countries think. in the US we would say the brits have "little man" syndrome. is this a term that you use on that side of the pond? if not i can explain.
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 9:34 am
    Concord Retired 26 November 2003
    Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird Retired 1998

    Concord is style because it allowed ordinary people to fly at mach 2
    how is your bird doing today? oh retired too
    and it only carried 1 or 2 people
    does the sr71 come with champagne no, food no unless you snuck a bacon sandwich in there, which you couldnt eat becasue u were in this : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/SR-71_full_pressure_flight_suit.JPG/220px-SR-71_full_pressure_flight_suit.JPG

    And "little man syndrome" Aka the Napoleon complex is to do with shorter people being inferior here
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
    and "if you notice by the union jack is old glory. according to the flags on the car in the pic, that was was a joint US/Brit venture. see if you help us we don't mind admitting you helped."
    ye americans stole the information that allowed chuck to put a small hole in the barrier
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 9:56 am
    stole? i would love to hear your theory on how this information was stolen. please site references.if British engines work for the USAF i am sad to say that information belongs to the US. to be fair the Brits didn't do that much to help. most of the help came from captured German scientist from WWII. Now it is possible that the British engineers you are talking about were really German engineers that the British captured after WWII and were on loan to the US from the Brits. i am sorry the the US air fleet is unmatched by anyone in the world. that's is a www.janes.com fact, not mine. the blackbird was retired due to the fact the cold war is over and its no longer needed. the concord was retired because no one used it and it was not needed.
    the little man complex may be slightly different than your definition. because you are small you fell others think you are inferior. causing you to try and show your dominance for no reason other than to puff your chest out. learn to speak softly and carry a big stick.
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 10:19 am
    the Americans decided to offer all their knowledge of flight to us and in return we gave them ours. fair deal however, America has a reputation to be a backstabber
    and the Germans came up with a few things but most of their findings were initially based on English design
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 10:26 am
    so where did you find all this out? let me get this straight according to you the only thing the US did was steal information huh? you do know the same people who broke the sound barrier also were the same group (later renamed NASA) that sent man to the moon. hows that British space program going? i am sure you will have a rocket to the moon very soon.
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 10:33 am
    we dont need to go the the moon any more,its made from the same stuff as the earth and is slowly drifting away from us, no point
    Mars is the next thing and we send robots to do the job, faster, costs less, more accurate and can launch allot of things much faster, that and England is rarely clear enough to launch a shuttle better to launch a small rocket in comparison.
    that and we contribute to the international space station.
    NASA was made to combat the Russian space program, and NASA is weak compared to the Russians, and scientificly it was a wonder that Neil ever got to the moon at all as the computer power was equal to a netbook.
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 10:44 am
    we have the longest fucking pointlss arguments ever on the history of this site
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 10:54 am
    NO WE DON'T! RED FOR THE WIN!
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 10:56 am
    FUCK YOU BLUE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

    WATER BEATS FIRE!!!!!!!!
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 11:00 am
    MAGMA BEATS WATER!

    Go RED! Beat Blue Balls!
    - johnecash September 19, 2010, 11:06 am
    Blastoise beats MAGMA
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 11:16 am
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    We are known for a huge sense of tolerance - we put up with having to live with a lot of people we can't bloody stand
    The irish hate the english
    the scots hate the english
    the welsh hate the english
    and we english hate everyone else, including most of the english

    • Bekenel
    • September 3, 2010, 11:28 pm
    Lmao thats funny
    - tyduran13 September 18, 2010, 12:41 pm
    I hope your not a fucking southerner!!!
    - Math September 18, 2010, 12:45 pm
    I'm a midlander =)
    - Bekenel September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
    oh good
    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 9:57 am
    Midlanders FOR THE WIN!!
    - Goober February 3, 2011, 5:17 am
    That comment.. Is genius.


    Northerners FTW :)
    - SuDoku February 3, 2011, 6:25 am
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    It's all true, thats pretty much my weekend!

    • Math
    • August 23, 2010, 12:20 pm
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    Having a full english, after playing british bull dog while taking a british bulldog for a walk. (thats all i can think of :L)

    and drifting a ascari a10 at full speed around a concord while doing a crossword


    - BEASTY September 19, 2010, 10:04 am
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    hrm interesting lmao !

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    exuse me?

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    woooooooooooo you know it

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    oh yeah...

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    Being American means sitting in a living room that was refurnished by mexicans for 2 dollars an hour, while watching television made in china, and eating either tacos, burritos, or chinese food and talking about how the chinese and mexicans are taking over this country and how it pises us off.

    that describes us Americans perfectly
    - sessyann December 28, 2011, 3:59 pm
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