Before and after marriage

BEFORE marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.

  • Fanta
  • May 7, 2008, 12:44 pm
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    helpme - before and after marriage

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    • Fanta
    • May 30, 2008, 5:18 am
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    Funny and so true :)

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    Well it was a good post, what did you expect? :)

    • Paul
    • May 31, 2008, 8:51 pm
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    That is funny

    • jordan
    • July 16, 2008, 10:01 am
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    Hard to find good chicks these days...love the post...

    • JLick
    • May 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
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    That's so true. love this post.

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    good post. i lol'd

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    rofl too funny

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    haha so true
    love this :)

    • Jenks
    • June 18, 2009, 2:07 am
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    haha so true

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    omg help me on the shoes thats awesome

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    • July 30, 2009, 11:17 am
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    lolz

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    simply amazing lol

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    nice post :)

    • Spasm
    • September 30, 2009, 2:49 am
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    omg that was brilliant

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    hahaha its the truth except the wife beating part thats kinda harsh but +3

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  • -1

    that is wickd and so true!!!!!!
    dont marrie its a wast of time just stay single!!!!!!!!!!
    AND DO NOT HAVE CILDREN PLIZZZZZZZ THE WORLED IS OVERPOPULATED ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • lbland
    • November 21, 2008, 1:45 pm
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