We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was apprehended by authorities after neighbors complained of "excessive drinking and drug use" around a local park, the Madison police report says.

Police say that when they took Zopittybop-Bop-Bop into custody, they found him in possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a knife.

On his way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually "get even with them."

If he plans to do so by challenging the precinct to the most amazing scat-off we've ever seen, we call dibs on front-seat tickets.

(taken from The Huffington Post)

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Posted: 2012-01-08 11:05:04

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CaptinCrunk - replied 2012-01-08 11:28:13

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here's what this dumbass looks like

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- XxDaminalsxX - replied 2012-01-08 12:02:42
  
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  He's my hero.
  
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- LaMountain - replied 2012-02-07 11:56:42
  
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  Sirius Black?
  
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poopiteepoop - replied 2012-01-08 13:22:54

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We have two mutual friends on facebook.... Time to clean out my friends list

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- XxDaminalsxX - replied 2012-02-07 09:58:09
  
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  Most likely. xD
  
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