Bath Salts (you know where this is heading)

Alright, so we all know about the guy that was high on bath salts and ate a homeless guy's face off in Miami, right? I thought it was pretty damn hilarious. xD Yeah, it's tragic, but it's also just fucking hilarious. XD

So...what are your thoughts on this, my friends?

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    i don't think he was on bath salts, i think thats just something the government is using to try to control the panic. instead of saying, "hey, mad cow disease has mutated and can now affect people." they say, "yeah, drugs can make people do some crazy shit."

    Well, they proved that the guy was on bath salts. xD And I'm not really big on government conspiracy theories. o.O But I do see your point, and for all I know, you could be right.
    - XxDaminalsxX June 7, 2012, 10:22 am
    Shhhh, The less people know the truth, the less people will be prepared.
    The less people who are prepared, the less survivors.
    The less Survivors, the less competition.

    ...Get it?...

    We actually saw an interesting article on Cracked.com related to the Face Munching Bath Salt Zombie, and it pretty well summed up most of our views on the subject. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken_p2/

    We also have to wonder how face tasted, it couldn't have been that good because there seems to be mostly just skin. Really a leg or arm would be far more ideal in our mind.
    - Dawn June 7, 2012, 12:34 pm
    The recent attacks have things in common one of which being cannibalism and another being some sort of psychosis. So I have a theory that being that some of the symptoms before reanimation, first psychosis, second sudden desire for human flesh, third high fever, forth slow shut down of nervous system, fifth death, and then reanimation. All that really takes place before reanimation is neurological changes because the brain and nervous system are really the only things that need to be altered.
    - triclebickle June 8, 2012, 2:51 am
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    I'm going to my cabin because I have everything i need to thrive up there.

    Or you could always be like Frank West and go to a mall. He's covered wars y'know.
    - XxDaminalsxX June 9, 2012, 10:30 pm
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    I would like to point out that the Government (Or whoever the hell has been in charge of this) has changed the cause multiple times, From some drug I can't remember (God I hate my memory) To Bathsalts, and then to LSD. Its obvious that they are trying to hide the fact that Mad-Cow disease/Rabies has mutated to the point where it turns humans into zombies... The best thing for us to do is to warn as many people as possible.

    no, the best thing to do is maintain the populaces ignorance of the correct isuue, Dawn brought up a smart idea(again) where less knowledge = less competition after it actually starts.
    - MIKYTEY June 7, 2012, 11:07 pm
    No, That is a bad idea. we should try warning people, that way if there's a situation that turns out bad, theres a better chance of somebody actually helping instead of zombies eating flesh...
    - SuperPost June 8, 2012, 6:09 am
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