BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS


A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!"
"Blow jobs?!?" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making a hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone."

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  • 3

    o rlly? who'd of guessed :P

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  • 1

    hahahaha thats fucking hilarious.

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  • 1

    Pure Genius!! :) +3

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  • 1

    Ha ha lol thats fucking funny man!

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  • 1

    ahahah thats a good one :)

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  • 1

    nice pretty funny! watch out ladies frogs my replace u lol!

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  • 1

    hahahhahah thatsa really good one . so it means the frog is actually good at giving BJ's

    • pato26
    • March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
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  • 1

    lolz

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  • 1

    Man this is well +3 from me I don't know what else to say congrats on this

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  • 1

    lmao nice

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  • 1

    damn thats one frog thats good at its job

    but i bet it blows
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 10:31 pm
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    oh burned!!!

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    Oh damn. She's screwed. lol

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    That's hilarious

    • peace
    • April 2, 2010, 7:01 am
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  • -1

    you're a funny kid... one post from you is a down grade rant and then next is praise.... keep your praise to yourself.. It isn't wanted nor needed.

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