Awsome Joke !!!!

Resignation Letter Of the P EN I S

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

I am willing to work any shift.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.

You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

The Management

What part of your body goes to heaven first????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------

The teacher while teaching was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,
"When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Gauri raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Gauri?"

Gauri replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Little Ramu raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs.

"The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Ramu, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Naughty Ramu said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God! here I come . . .

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The teacher fainted.

* 2 years ago

  • andrey7
  • December 3, 2009, 4:34 pm
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  • 1

    love the second one! I would've busted out laughing if I was the teacher.

  • 1

    hholy $%^&. the seconed one is funny

  • 1

    haha second one is best :P

  • 1

    2nd FOR THE WIN!!!!

    • Energy
    • December 4, 2009, 6:08 am
  • 1

    YES XD

  • 1

    ftw on the last one!!!

  • 1

    second was epic. i personally liked the first one better...i'm all alone for the first one...

  • 1

    I'm with you matt don't worry

  • 1

    Heard those before, second one was still hilarious.

    • Kaeso
    • December 4, 2009, 8:42 am
  • 1

    if dad hadn't pinned her down we would have lost her... lol thats awsome love it

    • Tiggy
    • December 4, 2009, 12:22 pm
  • 1

    the second one is a trick question your sole goes to heaven and leaves your body
    also that dick head must have robbed a (o---)bank

    • hightec
    • October 16, 2010, 9:20 am
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