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Posted: 2012-06-15 10:05:50

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  • TexBex - replied 2012-06-15 13:16:44
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    I've thought some of these when sober...
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2012-06-15 14:30:08
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    I am SO going to have glow in the dark bubbles on my birthday!
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  • alatar22 - replied 2012-06-15 15:51:46
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    High/Drunk tweets from a friend:
    1. Got kicked out of bed bath and beyond for going way beyond ;) #blackfriday With @_____
    2. Time to crash a old people party!! #weddingcrashers Rage!
    3. Eating in the median of foothill!! #picnic
    4. Who you gunna call? #ghostbusters
    5. If anyone wants me to autograph their newspaper hmu
    6. At the beach with my harpoon #whale hunting
    7. At my crib playing dodgeball with darts!! #blind
    8. Trying to eat pool balls like apples with @____ #notfruit
    9. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk
    10. Everybody stop drinking water #conserve @_____
    11. If I eat myself would I be twice as big or not exist? #woah
    12. Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this. #high
    13. What if only the stickers were made in china #society
    14. Yeah buddy! #4/20
    15. Traeger throws popping star parties #dope #star #totalrager #fuckedup
    16. Wall of death #groupies #rock #hardcore
    17. How do we not know that the moon is a alien spaceship #fact #butternut #woah #druncher
    18. What it other creatures were smarter than us but they couldn't talk #Animals I can talk to Insects #legs
    19. I can read my own mind. #superpower
    20. Why do games give you the option to play? Why would I get a game and not play? #high #questions #ahudnajausb
    21. What if you were awake for dreams and alseep for life or whatnot #high #boxing #sveetdets
    22. They make lemonade out of lemons so why not banana aid out of bananas. #newdrink #hypothermia #high
    23. Why can't party balloons be weather balloons too #savetheplanet #environment
    24. The ocean should be a dope beach with water and stuff #landing
    25. Tweet it like invisible bird sure #superpowers
    26. Summer #fun #here #ideasontheway
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  • Fail4424 - replied 2012-06-15 19:33:28
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    i've thought about so many of these!!!!
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