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  imfrikknbad - replied 2010-06-27 19:07:08

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  Sorry if some of these are hard to read

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  DeathTrap - replied 2010-06-28 08:55:25

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  Those are pretty awesome! +3

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    Albane - replied 2010-06-28 13:04:21

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    That's what she said.

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      ZinkisaPrick - replied 2010-06-28 14:05:58

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      this is bull shit, my school does the same shit if you say "that's what she said!" but it is definately worth it :)

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        Fiskycuffs - replied 2010-06-29 10:35:20

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        Same with mine. My teacher was showing us a problem on a projector and after cleaning the overhead a girl in the front said and I quote "Its still wet"... Needless to say. I was detained.

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  Inzanepiratical - replied 2010-06-28 10:53:42

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  I got one of these in 4th grade for saying the word "Butt." Sad world we live in.

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    Albane - replied 2010-06-28 13:06:03

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    Stupidest detention I ever got was for getting high score on Math Munchers and putting in the name Dick. I tried the old, "That's my nickname" routine when I got caught, but it didn't work.
    
    Detention is basically practice prison, where you get to meet all the people you will be supporting with your taxes in 5 years.

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      ninjapoptart - replied 2010-06-29 22:45:08

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      The stupidest thing I ever got in trouble for was.....reading. I shit you not. I was reading in advisory class and we werent doing anything. The teacher comes up to me, takes the book and says Im not allowed to read. I got pissed so I took out another one and started reading. He takes it, gives me detention. I take out ANOTHER book (i used to read a lot lol) and finally he was like "GO TO THE OFFICE". Our principal was such a bitch, she told me "We DO NOT tolerate DEFIANCE." And I got 2 days of in-school suspension. But it was worth it because he look like a goddamn idiot when I kept taking out books lol.

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        gw2250 - replied 2010-06-30 04:25:56

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        damn my teachers loved it when it took out a book due to the fact that was the only time i was not disrupting the class XD

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        triclebickle - replied 2010-10-18 20:23:07

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        i know right they hate it when you're not paying attention to them lol

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        ashodges - replied 2012-09-19 21:18:02

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        Please tell me you read in ISS... haha.

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  HeartlessAngel - replied 2010-06-28 13:48:50

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  Lmao, on the 3rd one! I wish my teacher would fuckin give me detention for saying "That's what she said!" XD

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  Mizuno - replied 2010-06-28 13:54:58

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  LMFAO i want to run a program called "foxfire.exe"...i hope she meant "firefox.exe" lol..crappy teachers are ignorant sometimes.

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  drakengard85 - replied 2010-06-28 13:55:47

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  I got a detention because another kid was choking me. I hate how schools treat students.

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    RakkyTam - replied 2010-10-20 19:09:47

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    I got suspended from summer shcool when I was little because my friend pretended to hit me. He wasn't even punished!

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  SoulReaper - replied 2010-06-29 16:37:36

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  I remember in first grade when I got a "Detention" for walking across a stage. The stupid thing is that it's in the middle of the playground and it was my first day how was I supposed to know? One day if I go back I'll take a picture of it to show you guys.

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  Stoy - replied 2010-06-30 06:56:58

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  i've gotten detentions for all those reasons.. except for the uniform and being right lmao... +3

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  Jabori - replied 2010-10-18 19:36:33

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  ive gotton detention for telling an algebra teacher to suck major floppy donkey dick hated that woman

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    Jackylegs - replied 2010-10-18 21:56:08

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    wow only a detention? you got off lucky

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      Jabori - replied 2010-10-19 05:08:20

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      i dont think the office much liked her either she was at the school for all of two years before retiring

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  triclebickle - replied 2010-10-18 20:18:59

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  i got in trouble for insubordination and for arguing with the teacher most of these times were because my geometry teacher wouldn't let people leave the room without a referral from the office i would have to go to the restroom during this time and instead of walking over to her desk and asking if i can use the restroom knowing the answer i would just get up and quietly leave the room do my business and come back without interrupting class. roughly 8 out of 10 times she would stop me tell me to return to my seat so i would use the same argument stating that i shouldn't have to ask to preform a natural bodily function and i would still proceed to go to the restroom every time this happened i would come back grab my things and go to the principals office to have a chat about why i did what i did each time i got detention or suspended but i proved my point that i would go when i had to go.

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    imfrikknbad - replied 2010-10-18 21:45:31

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    Sounds like me in high-school lol :)

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      triclebickle - replied 2010-10-19 12:54:45

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      yeah rebellious one i was

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  Dannyl - replied 2010-10-19 05:31:05

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  Heroic

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  CrazyJay - replied 2010-10-19 05:53:49

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  "That's what she said" is really worth a detention? I swear I've heard my own teachers use this joke. =S

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  xxkisamexx - replied 2010-10-19 15:43:23

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  lolz what happened to freedom of speech!

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