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    That's what she said.

    • Albane
    • June 28, 2010, 1:04 pm
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    Stupidest detention I ever got was for getting high score on Math Munchers and putting in the name Dick. I tried the old, "That's my nickname" routine when I got caught, but it didn't work.

    Detention is basically practice prison, where you get to meet all the people you will be supporting with your taxes in 5 years.

    • Albane
    • June 28, 2010, 1:06 pm
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    Sorry if some of these are hard to read

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    Same with mine. My teacher was showing us a problem on a projector and after cleaning the overhead a girl in the front said and I quote "Its still wet"... Needless to say. I was detained.

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    The stupidest thing I ever got in trouble for was.....reading. I shit you not. I was reading in advisory class and we werent doing anything. The teacher comes up to me, takes the book and says Im not allowed to read. I got pissed so I took out another one and started reading. He takes it, gives me detention. I take out ANOTHER book (i used to read a lot lol) and finally he was like "GO TO THE OFFICE". Our principal was such a bitch, she told me "We DO NOT tolerate DEFIANCE." And I got 2 days of in-school suspension. But it was worth it because he look like a goddamn idiot when I kept taking out books lol.

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    damn my teachers loved it when it took out a book due to the fact that was the only time i was not disrupting the class XD

    • gw2250
    • June 30, 2010, 4:25 am
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    Those are pretty awesome! +3

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    I got one of these in 4th grade for saying the word "Butt." Sad world we live in.

    i know right they hate it when you're not paying attention to them lol
    - triclebickle October 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
    Please tell me you read in ISS... haha.
    - ashodges September 19, 2012, 9:18 pm
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    Lmao, on the 3rd one! I wish my teacher would fuckin give me detention for saying "That's what she said!" XD

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    LMFAO i want to run a program called "foxfire.exe"...i hope she meant "firefox.exe" lol..crappy teachers are ignorant sometimes.

    • Mizuno
    • June 28, 2010, 1:54 pm
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    I got a detention because another kid was choking me. I hate how schools treat students.

    I got suspended from summer shcool when I was little because my friend pretended to hit me. He wasn't even punished!
    - RakkyTam October 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
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    this is bull shit, my school does the same shit if you say "that's what she said!" but it is definately worth it :)

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    I remember in first grade when I got a "Detention" for walking across a stage. The stupid thing is that it's in the middle of the playground and it was my first day how was I supposed to know? One day if I go back I'll take a picture of it to show you guys.

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    i've gotten detentions for all those reasons.. except for the uniform and being right lmao... +3

    • Stoy
    • June 30, 2010, 6:56 am
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    ive gotton detention for telling an algebra teacher to suck major floppy donkey dick hated that woman

    • Jabori
    • October 18, 2010, 7:36 pm
    wow only a detention? you got off lucky
    - Jackylegs October 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
    i dont think the office much liked her either she was at the school for all of two years before retiring
    - Jabori October 19, 2010, 5:08 am
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    i got in trouble for insubordination and for arguing with the teacher most of these times were because my geometry teacher wouldn't let people leave the room without a referral from the office i would have to go to the restroom during this time and instead of walking over to her desk and asking if i can use the restroom knowing the answer i would just get up and quietly leave the room do my business and come back without interrupting class. roughly 8 out of 10 times she would stop me tell me to return to my seat so i would use the same argument stating that i shouldn't have to ask to preform a natural bodily function and i would still proceed to go to the restroom every time this happened i would come back grab my things and go to the principals office to have a chat about why i did what i did each time i got detention or suspended but i proved my point that i would go when i had to go.

    Sounds like me in high-school lol :)
    - imfrikknbad October 18, 2010, 9:45 pm
    yeah rebellious one i was
    - triclebickle October 19, 2010, 12:54 pm
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    Heroic

    • Dannyl
    • October 19, 2010, 5:31 am
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    "That's what she said" is really worth a detention? I swear I've heard my own teachers use this joke. =S

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    lolz what happened to freedom of speech!

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