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Kojira
Kojira
Rank: #258
I'll compare God to Orange Juice.

When you pray to God, he answers your questions 3 ways. Yes, No, or Wait. With yes, you get what you prayed for, say 50$. With no, you don't get it, and say it wasn't meant to be. With wait, you wait maybe 6 months and win the lottery, get 50$ for it. God answered you prayer all three ways.

Time for some Orange Juice. Say that Orange Juice is what you prayed too...

When you pray to the Orange Juice, it answers your questions 3 ways. Yes, No, or Wait. With yes, you get what you prayed for, say 50$. With no, you don't get it, and say it wasn't meant to be. With wait, you wait maybe 6 months and win the lottery, get 50$ for it. The Orange Juice answered you prayer all three ways.

Also, I just want to say... Orange Juice is awesome. And now I'm thirsty.
Posted: 2010-02-09 18:04:00 Report Reply

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