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Yep, I'm doing one of these. It sounds like fun. :D Ask a question, I'll try to answer it. If you don't like the answer...suckstobeyou! I'll answer honestly.
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    thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-08 17:14:39
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    you remind me of a piccaso painting. Do you like to draw?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 20:46:46
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      YES! I love to draw!
      Q: Why do I remind you of a piccaso painting?
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        thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-08 21:09:55
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        your avatar ^^
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 21:12:37
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          Awesomesauce.
          Well I take it as a compliment. +1
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            thekitkatkid - replied 2011-01-08 21:15:56
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            haha ok
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    yourmomisawhore - replied 2011-01-08 17:38:30
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    I'll play your silly game but in return you have to ask me one as well since you ripped me off on the sucks to be you thing.
    Q: What did you decide on the piercing thing?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 20:48:41
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      Creativity is the art of hiding your sources. :) Haha. And, no, not yet. I still have a couple months before I have to decide, so.
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    defmid26 - replied 2011-01-08 18:01:12
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    Why do you call yourself a "Bizzatch?"
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      ReapersSniper - replied 2011-01-08 20:33:37
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      I think it's more like saying I'm Mackenzie bizzatch
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 20:49:36
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      What he said. It's kinda like, "I'm motherfuckin' Mackenzie, bizzatch."
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        ReapersSniper - replied 2011-01-10 02:05:25
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        Haha ^_^
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    bostonboy86 - replied 2011-01-08 21:07:28
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    I've got a question. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 21:11:31
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      A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. - Good god! That was even hard to type!
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        bostonboy86 - replied 2011-01-08 21:15:01
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        I would guessed 14 but you went into detail. Thanks!
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    Woggie - replied 2011-01-08 21:17:29
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    Am I going to be Batman when I turn 24?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-01-08 21:18:49
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      No, stupid!
      You'll be 26!
      You were close though!
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    MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-15 16:49:38
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    Q:Would you have my babies :D
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-15 18:21:53
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      Honest answer: No.
      Answer you want: Yes, take me right now!
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        MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 08:31:18
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        I'll take the second answer XD
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    Tremp20k - replied 2011-02-15 17:02:36
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    Albatross!
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-15 18:23:45
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      That's not a question.
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        Tremp20k - replied 2011-02-16 01:06:53
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        yea it is
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:24:26
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          I don't see a question mark.
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            Tremp20k - replied 2011-02-16 04:46:50
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            burnyuu - replied 2011-02-16 06:10:41
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            That was probaly the best reply I have seen today, +3 and +1 for you. Also question, how long have you been on sharenator?
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    jedimcsithlord - replied 2011-02-15 17:09:39
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    how do magnets work?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-15 18:24:14
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      lolfunny.
      They still haven't figured it out.
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        Tremp20k - replied 2011-02-16 01:08:58
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        btw they work by pushing the electrons of atoms the different wavelengths of the different atoms push each other either apart or together its the reason why we cant pass through mass as most atoms are not dense at all and have a lot of space between so the magnetism of the atoms allows for matter to interact without simply passing through
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2011-02-15 17:33:22
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    do you know about THE GAME?
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      Zayne32 - replied 2011-02-15 17:47:24
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      asshole lol
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-15 18:22:34
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      Good god, I've lost. Sadface:(
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    DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-15 17:58:08
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    Why do I play world of warcraft?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-15 18:22:13
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      Because it's awesome.
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        DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 01:02:18
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        Ooooh you play? I'm the best hunter in my realm! (:
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:25:16
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          I used to. But it was only for a little bit ove the summer. I want to start playing it again, but. :/
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            DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 03:41:08
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            Next question:
            Who is your favorite person on sharenator?
            YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.
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              mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:42:47
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              .........You!8D (easy solution to anything.)
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                DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 03:45:04
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                Woo :D
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                DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 04:09:16
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                New question:
                Who is the most sexist member of sharenator, in your opinion?
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                  mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 12:29:52
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                  Me. Pffsht.
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                    DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 13:50:08
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                    4th question:
                    What are your hobbies? (:
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                      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:23:31
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                      Drawing, mainly on myself. Lol. I always have a doodle on my arm or hand. Writing, music (both playing and listening), facebook, chatroulette. I mean normal stuff.
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    SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 01:15:10
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    Serious Question:
    Should I get my tragus or upper ear pierced? This is a question which I cannot honestly decide the answer on....

    Not So Serious Question:
    If I was divide this whole thing by zero, what would you do?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:23:36
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      SQ: Tragus. It looks awesome.
      NSSQ: Die.
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        SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:25:42
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        Hmm, yeah, just need to find a decent place to have it done, the one I went last time are just major fuck ups.

        Well, I won't do it.. This time :D
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:27:44
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          "This time" lol. :D
          Yeah, lots of places can mess it up. That's why I'm scared to get snake bites or anything else.
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            SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:32:54
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            Well just get recommendations, sometimes the dodgiest places are better than the ones which appear legit, that's what happened to me, I went to the one which looked the most professional to do these kinds of piercings through cartilidge and they fucked it up. Twice. Arseholes, spent £17 getting it done... Yet apparently there's a place which looks kind of grotty, and I've heard nothing but good things about them. Just shop around a bit first, don't just go for the first option.
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              mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:34:42
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              Lol(: It sucks because none of my friends have piercings, just gauges. And if they did have piercings, they had friends do it or did it themselves. I google'd different places in my city, and it came up with a site with ratings and opinions, and all of them were a mix of good and bad.
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                SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:36:41
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                Yeah, well my problem is that I'm allergic to anything but titanium really, so can't use certain things. But just go with which ever one you think's the best :)
                Oh god, my mate once pierced his own lip at school. Bleurgh was gross XD
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                  mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:38:24
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                  Ewwww. XD I tried to do it once, but I got scared, and it hurt, lol.
                  I'm really sensitive to things like that too. I wore bangles for a day, and my wrists freaked out and got all red and itchy. D:
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                    SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:40:29
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                    Nahh, I'm way squeamish about stuff like that, fine if it's me getting a piercing, but other people. Oh God, I can't do it XD
                    And really? I presume 'bangles' is 'bracelets' in American? I wear loads all the time, never take them off, feels weird without them :).
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                      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:41:54
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                      "in American" XD
                      Nah, Bangles are little metal bands, they're really thin. And they're called bangles because they clink together whenever you move.
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                    SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:44:36
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                    Oh them things, I used to have them, I don't react to them funnily enough, it just seems to be piercings which have a funky reaction, dunno :/ I prefer the natural looking bracelets anyway, like the wooden ones, the leather ones and the fabric ones :)
                    And yes 'in American' you guys have some strange words ;)
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                      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:50:35
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                      Jealousy! Haha. :p I have decided you are awesome.
                      And yeah, we do. o.O
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                    SuDoku - replied 2011-02-16 03:54:37
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                    Aww thanks! I have to say you are pretty awesome too :)
                    Well, you're no more weird than us English lot, we have our moments :')
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                      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:55:27
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                      Score! 8D
                      I think every country does. :P
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    XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-02-16 03:33:24
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    Serious question: Why do some chicks call other girls they don't like "whores" or "sluts", etc.?

    Not so serious question: Are you a yoshi?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:35:50
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      SQ: Because they are one, even if they aren't one. Does that make sense?
      NSSQ: SHHH. NOBODY CAN KNOW! D:
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        XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-02-16 03:37:41
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        Meh. Kinda'. I guess XD

        I knew it! XD
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:40:00
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          XD It's like, if you saw a guy with a hot chick, you'd be all like, "What a douche."
          Well I mean, you might not...

          SHHH. >.<
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            XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-02-16 03:44:35
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            Depends if he actually is a douche to the chick he's dating.

            You're secret is safe with me, my friend XD
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              mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 03:46:21
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              Well see, with chicks, she's a bithcy whore slut anyways. 8D

              Score! :D
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                XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-02-16 03:49:06
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                Makes sense XD

                ^_^
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    castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-02-16 03:56:59
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    (not serious question)yeah i killed a guy yesture day and whats the best way to get rid of the body
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 12:28:21
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      Roll it up in a sleeping bag and go out "camping" to the middle of nowhere. Get a camo site. Start a fire. Burn body part.
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        mysterybounty - replied 2011-02-16 13:18:28
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        Haha...awesome
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    DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-02-16 04:39:50
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    Have you heard of the sni-
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 12:28:54
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      The wha-
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        BlurrySours - replied 2011-02-16 12:43:19
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        hey guys, what yoo talkin' abo--
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        BrandonTheAstronaut - replied 2011-02-16 13:47:23
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        I don't understand what this whole sniper joke me-
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          Goober - replied 2011-02-16 14:06:10
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          The sniper is taking over the wor-
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    MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 08:58:16
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    Another question
    Should i pierce my tongue i most likely won't take your advice but go ahead anyways :D
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 12:29:19
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      I don't know what you look like. :D
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        MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 14:00:01
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        That doesn't matter imma pierce my tongue not my face XD
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:25:15
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          But some people look sexy with a tongue percing. Some people look terrible. You think "dear god, why? o_o"
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            MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 14:26:18
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            Wow so you just basically called me ugly :(
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              mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:27:58
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              I didn't! I don't even know what you look like! I was saying that SOME people look like that, not that you do.
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                MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 14:29:21
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                Haha i know. Well i have a fauxhawk if that helps you picture it
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                  mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:31:32
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                  not at all. 8D
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                    MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 14:34:23
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                    And a piercing on my left ear, not the gay one XD
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                    MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 15:12:28
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                    What's awesome not being gay ??? :D
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                      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 16:06:57
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                      No, the ear piercing in general. I don't care if you're gay. :D
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                    MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-02-16 16:12:17
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                    Oh thanks. I don't care about gay people either i mean i got some friends who fuck dudes... in prison XD
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    mysterybounty - replied 2011-02-16 13:17:42
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    Why do chicks always request or accept your request on Facebook and shit but when you write them even if you just say "Hey" or something like that they never write back?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 13:36:30
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      Because chicks are bitches.
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    DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 14:24:56
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    Haha chatroulette. What has been seen, can never be unseen. Thank god I've never been on it.
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:26:49
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      DON'T GO ON IT. It's addicting, and you can't stop. lol. But really, it's full of guys masturbating. I usually fend them off with, "Wow that's tiny." or "think about your grandma naked!" and stuff.
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        DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 14:28:45
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        Haha, I've been on omegle, not the video version, the text one. When my friend was round somone asked her ASL, she replied with 55, Male, Your bed.
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 14:30:29
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          I would've said "62, both, your closet"
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            DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 14:33:09
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            Ahaha, that's so awesome. I can just imagine someone getting up and going to check XD
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              mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 15:08:09
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              Right! XD
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                DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 16:02:19
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                This isn't a suck upy question, it's genuine.
                Why are you so damn awesome?

                I can see SuDoku sending me a message on steam as soon as she comes back online saying "suckup" XD
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                  mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 16:05:26
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                  Because I'm Mackenzie.

                  And I bet she will, you suck up. :)
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                    DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-16 16:15:29
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                    Nah, not as annoying when you do it.. xD
                    Tbh the reason I asked that question was to see what SuDoku would say when she comes on XD
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                    DarkHunter - replied 2011-02-17 08:31:23
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                    Yeah well, check my post of all my favorite sharenator peoples . You'll msee that you're on the list and number 3. AKA you're pretty awesome.
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    boomshanka - replied 2011-02-16 15:10:02
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    WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-16 16:03:45
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      MY DADDY IS MY FATHER, AND HE'S A MANAGER TO A WAREHOUSE.
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    gemie89 - replied 2011-02-16 17:41:30
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    Why are people so stupid?
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      mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-17 08:27:37
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      Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kick'd them in the head, and they now have brain damage.
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        gemie89 - replied 2011-02-17 10:44:08
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        If he did do such a thing wouldn't they then have no head?
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          mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2011-02-17 10:57:50
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          No, when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, your head doesn't explode. Unless he wants it to.
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        Reddeath195 - replied 2011-05-17 03:44:08
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        Dont you mean Dain Bramage
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