Ask a Dannyl!

Ever wanted to ask me something but were to confused or embaressed to do so? Well this is the place for it!
I will try to answer any questions you have that are directed towards me, so long as they are unreasonable and inappropriate. However it's far more likely that i'll just mock you and/or insult you and/or give you a silly answer.

Come at me!

(Please uprate if you receive a giggle, and i will try to answer as quickly as i can. Thankyou)

  • Dannyl
  • October 13, 2010, 5:55 am
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  • 7

    I'm going to attempt to go all philosophical and say.. Why?

    hmmm - ask a dannyl!

    • SuDoku
    • October 13, 2010, 12:04 pm
    because your mum asked me to

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:07 pm


    Mummy? Why...? :'(



    But seriously, that did give me a bit of a giggle +1
    - SuDoku October 13, 2010, 12:11 pm
    ask her
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:15 pm
    - SuDoku October 13, 2010, 12:21 pm
    NIIIIIIII
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:22 pm
    Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
    - imfrikknbad October 13, 2010, 1:29 pm
    ecky ecky ecky pikang zopoingoing
    - Tremp20k October 13, 2010, 1:36 pm
    *ecky ecky ecky ecky f'tang zwooo blublublubluh
    - Jackylegs October 14, 2010, 1:33 am
    right well i was doing it outa memory
    - Tremp20k October 14, 2010, 1:40 am
    SHHH!!
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 3:43 am
    *Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing *incoherent muttering*
    - SuDoku October 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
    you are my hero for that comment.
    - Jofus1992 October 15, 2010, 6:13 am
    IT
    - Tremp20k October 15, 2010, 7:14 pm
    NI!
    - SuDoku October 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
    GET ON WITH IT!
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 12:33 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 12:34 pm
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  • 3

    did i just waiste my question?

    • tacolad
    • October 13, 2010, 12:10 pm
    no, because talking to you has brought us closer together

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:15 pm
    i........ uhh..... sure... nice new avatar
    - tacolad October 13, 2010, 12:20 pm
    thank you, i like yours, although the moustache makes you look more like a tacoman than a tacolad
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:21 pm
    lol i ges so, makes him seem more mexican too
    - tacolad October 13, 2010, 12:22 pm
    I'm sensing some serious bromance in the room?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 3:45 am
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  • 3

    I have one of each older and one of each younger. Ranging from 42 down to 30. Baby H due Monday!!! Proper nervous now.

    • Math
    • October 13, 2010, 12:33 pm
    Good luck mate, sure it'll go fine. let me know eh?
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
    Will do mate.
    - Math October 13, 2010, 12:43 pm
    Ooooh good luck!! My sisters having a baby in January as well :D
    - SuDoku October 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
    My sister is too!
    - Math October 17, 2010, 12:41 pm
    When's she due?
    - SuDoku October 17, 2010, 12:46 pm
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  • 3

    is the cake a lie?

    No, the cake is real. The lie is that GLaDOS would share it with you
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 1:27 pm
    *sobbing* thanks.
    - TheComic October 13, 2010, 2:43 pm
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  • 3

    Is one side of Dawns alter ego going to take over the other one? And then she'll try and steal the ring from Frodo?! Then fall into the lava of mount doom trying to recover it ?! IS THIS WHAT THIS IS?!!!

    • Jozzoh
    • October 13, 2010, 11:38 pm
    Let me answer your questions with another question.

    Are you implying that Dawn is fuck-ugly?
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
    Of course not, I'm merely concerned about the fate of middle earth. Don't come crying to me when you have to fall back to Minas Tirith.
    - Jozzoh October 13, 2010, 11:43 pm
    Oh i won't be crying. I have a lovely Penthouse Apartment there. With a Hobbit butler
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
    Well thats fine if you want to have potatoes for dinner every night
    - Jozzoh October 13, 2010, 11:51 pm
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:56 pm
    - Jozzoh October 14, 2010, 12:01 am
    - Dannyl October 14, 2010, 12:40 am
    It's better then having gollum/smeagol as your servant.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 3:51 am
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  • 3

    I got a question for Dannyl.
    WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GONE?!


    That will be all :)

    • SuDoku
    • December 18, 2010, 10:57 am
    Indeed, i miss his blunt and offensive humour :(

    And no i wasn't being sarcastic.
    - pureawesomeness December 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
    shut up. you cunt.

    better? :)
    - Dannyl January 18, 2011, 1:49 am
    ...Can we haz E-Hug? ^^
    - Dawn January 18, 2011, 2:43 am
    Lovin it ;)
    - pureawesomeness January 18, 2011, 6:13 am
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  • 2

    You play transformice? (Your display pic is from it if I'm not mistaken.)

    I do, almost relentlessly. It's good for killing twenty minutes. My name is Heshai on there. You?
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 6:11 am
    I haven't actually made an account yet, my friend just sent me a link to the site and I recognized the mouse. Kept having issues with the connection for some reason. =/
    - CrazyJay October 13, 2010, 6:20 am
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  • 2

    What is wrong the women?

    Most of them haven't met me yet
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 6:22 am
    you get a +1 for that
    - defmid26 October 13, 2010, 12:01 pm
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  • 2

    what would you do if i said i was in fact the real Chuck Noris?
    and also.. do you love me?
    do you love Barney?
    would you love me if i was barney?
    Have you "always said no" to drugs?
    am i asking to many questions?

    would you tell me if i was?
    will you even answer all my questions?
    oh do you like pokemon?
    what inspired you to the name "Dannyl"?

    you better +3 me for all these...

    i'd tell you i don't care, never have.

    yeah, some of your mum's affection for you must have rubbed off on me. probably during the anal.

    yes, in every way, except scat

    i already love you a bit, so yes

    no, don't be silly.

    i don't know because i don't know what to many questions means. maybe if you'd asked 'am i asking too many questions?' i'd have an answer for you.

    please see above

    in my own roundabout way, yes

    i recently purchased this off ebay:



    it's a character from a book i read ages ago
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:06 pm
    awsomness

    oh and am i asking you too many questions?
    - chanse69 October 15, 2010, 10:41 am
    You've already asked that
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:01 am
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  • 2

    OOhh bitchy

    i wasn't sure what kind of thing you were asking. so i just assumed you were requested a bitch slap. please find below

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:17 pm
    This is in response to the other sharenator acc, post named "ask a dawn"?
    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
    Yes, i felt mine would have a little less DID though. please see credits for points
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:21 pm
    OK then

    Pic unrelated

    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:23 pm
    Pic also unrelated. but awesome

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:25 pm
    Get back here...
    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:29 pm
    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:36 pm
    ..
    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:38 pm
    Explain
    - miketehpope October 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 1:26 pm
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  • 2

    how many times have you had sex
    are you gay
    do you like animaie
    do you like magnma
    have you memerosied the dook karmasutra

    • vbn8867
    • October 13, 2010, 12:14 pm
    oh god, i really have no idea. but it is in the hundreds, not bragging, just saying.

    no

    anime? sure

    manga? not so much, i prefer books

    memorised the kama sutra? nah i like to wing it
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
    I don't like Manga but I sure like Magmar


    - Jozzoh October 13, 2010, 11:35 pm
    haters gonna hate

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:40 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 3:47 am
    wtf is that? god pokemon is so stupid nowa days, you know you can WALK off poison? bull crap.
    - Bored10123 October 15, 2010, 11:12 am
    I know. It's a magmortar
    - XxDaminalsxX October 16, 2010, 9:46 am
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  • 2

    Are you an only child?

    • Math
    • October 13, 2010, 12:16 pm
    I am the youngest of three brothers. I'm 22 at the moment, my brothers are 25 and 33. how about you? when's the baby dropping?
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:20 pm
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  • 2

    Was this inspired by our post? ^^

    • Dawn
    • October 13, 2010, 12:25 pm
    Please see credits. I needed something to do and taking the piss is my favourite past-time
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:27 pm
    Hehe we missed that, but thankyou. ^^ We think everyone should have an "Ask me" post, they are fun until the trolls move in.
    - Dawn October 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
    I'm ready and waiting for them
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
    He's waiting on his front porch, sitting his rocking chair, with a shotgun in hand, waiting for the trolls.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 3:49 am
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  • 2

    Are you my father?

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
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  • 2

    Why, if you stay in bed longer, do you feel more tired?

    Does time heal all wounds?

    What are hiccups - exactly?

    • Bekenel
    • October 14, 2010, 3:46 am
    This happens because when you are at rest your circulation slows and your body just generally slows down. Without any stimulation to your body it goes into something like a mild hibernation and your body is tricked into thinking that it's time to rest.

    Have you ever been stabbed in the face? No, time does not heal all wounds.

    They're involuntary contractions of the diaphragm
    - Dannyl October 14, 2010, 3:50 am
    Are you a doctor?
    - Bekenel October 14, 2010, 3:55 am
    I am not
    - Dannyl October 14, 2010, 4:53 am
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  • 2

    The first couple of questions I have for you is: How do you play transformice? And what is the objective? I have played it before but I was really confused on what to do. I just saw a shit load of mice on the same screen and a million pieces of cheese floating around for no reason.

    Transformice - you make an account and are automatically put into a room with other people. There are maps that have been made by the developer as well as maps made by players. The goal of each map is to get the cheese and then get back to the hole. To help with this there is a shaman, at the bottom of the screen you'll see points for the players, the person at the top is shaman, once they've had a turn being shaman they are dropped down to the bottom. The shaman can make objects and have a few powers to help the mice get cheese. You can then spend cheese on costumes and you'll also earn titles by being first to get the cheese to the hole, to get cheese and as shaman to help mice get cheese. Does that make any sense?

    Some of the maps are made by players, so they're just stupid usually but others are clever

    message me on here in a few hours and i'll go online, we'll go into the same room and i'll show you how to play if you want
    - Dannyl October 14, 2010, 4:57 am
    Dannyl, I think you, me, and Dawn have started a bandwagon here: http://www.sharenator.com/Ask_a_Daminals/
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 11:48 am
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  • 2

    I figured you would be a good person to ask but do people in the UK really call cigarettes "fags"?

    Yes we do, it causes me endless entertainment as well if i've got my headset on on xbox live. saying things like

    'man after that game i really need a nice big fag in my mouth'
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
    NICE! I didn't know if it was still a commonly used term or not. thanks.
    - Jofus1992 October 15, 2010, 6:33 am
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  • 2

    If acid dissolves stuff, and we have stomach acid, why dont we all dissolve?

    • Polygon
    • October 15, 2010, 6:29 am
    Your stomach has hydrochloric acid inside to help break down food. But the stomach has a thick lining of mucus inside it. It gets replaced like every other day, this keeps your stomach from digesting itself.
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 8:23 am
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  • 2

    If you could put any picture in your answer to this question, what would that picture be?

    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 7:54 am
    Why?
    - zargenathen October 15, 2010, 6:44 pm
    At least you know what Danny looks at in his spare time xD ...thats pretty gay though...
    - dogggy October 15, 2010, 7:02 pm
    No, I want to know why he chose this. Fo' serious.
    - zargenathen October 15, 2010, 7:07 pm
    That should be your next question...
    - dogggy October 15, 2010, 7:18 pm
    Because i felt your avatar would suit your reaction
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:25 pm
    Thank you, sir. It did indeed, because my mother walked in the room and saw it.
    - zargenathen October 16, 2010, 6:51 am
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  • 2

    Read any good fantasy novels lately? I'm running out of books.

    Yes, read the Mistborn trilogy by Brandon Sanderson. One of the only really satisfying endings I've ever come across in a novel.

    Failing that, read the Way of Shadows Trilogy by Brent Weeks. Both of these are my favourites right now and they're relatively new releases.
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:28 pm
    The forgotten realms series.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
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  • 2

    Why do girls go for all the jerks and idiots instead of the nice guys?

    • gemie89
    • November 18, 2010, 4:20 am
    cuz the nice guys are most often nerds and losers or fuck ugly...trust me, I am a girl...
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 10:49 am
    don't trust her, she's a girl
    - thekitkatkid December 18, 2010, 10:55 am
    don't trust him, he's Butters...evil, eevviill butters....
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 10:57 am
    NO! butters is a nice honest young man. All these girls that are breaking hearts ur the evil one.
    - thekitkatkid December 18, 2010, 11:04 am
    I blame Cartman..
    - SuDoku December 18, 2010, 11:09 am
    me too, he's a douche
    - thekitkatkid December 18, 2010, 11:11 am
    I don't break hearts :O
    i fix -.-
    Touche on the douche comment +3
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 11:24 am
    so called "hotties" become walking wind-bags once you get older, trust me. All they will think about is themselves. Nice guys will take care of you :P

    Trust me, I'm a nice guy ;O
    - Disco December 18, 2010, 11:28 am
    Actually, that too... but for me i havn't found a cute nice guy yet :C
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 11:39 am
    - CrazyJay December 18, 2010, 11:55 am
    lol, and oh, if you are having girl problems... just go here instead of wasting time of the ones who don't know ANYTHING about girls...
    http://www.sharenator.com/ASK_A_GIRL/
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 12:07 pm
    In all honesty, we don't like the way you phrased this. It seems like your pushing the fact that you are a girl on the internet above all else, there are other ones on this website too believe it or not, and a lot of the guys on Sharenator are very smart and nice.
    - Dawn December 18, 2010, 12:48 pm
    sorry all i meant was many guys here know nothing bout girls...and that maybe a girl knew more than those guys :/
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 12:54 pm
    I hope I'm one of those guys and thank you Dawn your response made me feel better.
    - gemie89 December 18, 2010, 12:59 pm
    I feel sorry for you judging everyone by looks, haven't you every heard "don't judge a book by it's cover". The reason there are very few "cute nice guys" is because of the nice mans flaws it make him a better person.
    - gemie89 December 18, 2010, 1:02 pm
    i mean i have never found a ice guy that isnt SUUPER ugly...just sayin...
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 1:03 pm
    Maybe, but it seems just outright rude and disrespectful to both the members of Sharenator as a whole and yourself. We suggest think the phrasing through a little more in the future. It's ok to offer advice or help to people, but don't automatically assume that you know more then them, that shows ignorance rather then wisdom. ^^
    - Dawn December 18, 2010, 1:05 pm
    sorry :p
    as i said all i meant was that a girl could be more helpful than SOME of these guys
    - Icelandgirly December 18, 2010, 1:11 pm
    we all have standards of what we want in our other. if you just dated anyone then you have no standards. looks, personality, money, smarts, we all have standards in what we do and don't want. thats life. its like the old tale of the scorpion and the frog. you don't have to like what a person is, but you must accept them for who and what they are. then you decide if they are worth your time.
    - johnecash December 19, 2010, 10:11 am
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  • 1

    Why the hell is MyItLab so freaking stupid sorry its unrelated but im doing homework and need a distraction

    Because your geek level is too low to understand it. It must be below 9000
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
    i figured it out my laptop was being retarded i had to fix the keyboard layout
    - Tremp20k October 14, 2010, 1:39 am
    what was it? american instead of english? or vice versa?
    - Dannyl October 14, 2010, 1:44 am
    nah the function keys were turned off somehow
    - Tremp20k October 14, 2010, 3:33 am
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  • 1

    why did you end the story after the guy with the super smell lost the magic pig

    • hightec
    • October 13, 2010, 2:23 pm
    Because nobody was really looking at that post, and i found it humorous

    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
    well im continuing
    - hightec October 14, 2010, 12:34 pm
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  • 1

    why doesn't tarzan have a beard?

    Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

    Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    He does, it's skin coloured.

    Yes, that's the entire point. It removes the 'unexpected' elements from your plan.

    Glue is made of two things, a substance that makes it stick to things and a solvent that keeps it liquid. When the glue leaves the bottle the solvent evaporates and leaves the sticky substance behind. Obviously it can't fully evaporate in the bottle as it has nowhere to go.
    - Dannyl October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
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  • 1

    Who would win in an all out nuclear war between the North Pole and the South Pole? My money is on the West Pole...

    nobody would win, because the nuclear weapons would melt the ice and drown everyone :)
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 8:22 am
    what about a non-nuclear war?
    - johnecash October 15, 2010, 9:47 am
    the north would win, because they can ride polar bears into battle
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 10:02 am
    being a souther boy i must pull for the south, and we all know thats where the aliens live...
    - johnecash October 15, 2010, 10:04 am
    yeah but you're south of north america, you're still a northerner really
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 10:07 am
    dame you logic! Khaaaaaaannnnnn!!
    - johnecash October 15, 2010, 11:23 am
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  • 1

    are you black?

    oh and iv heard say trolls..
    what are trolls exactly.. im new at this

    i'm not black

    the term trolls refers to people who spend their time online intentionally ruining other people's online experience. basically they're assholes
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:02 am
    i see i see..an thats great:D
    im not fond of black people
    but im not racist so.. yeah

    what would you say if i was your dad and that the movie "Daredevil" was based off of me?
    - chanse69 October 15, 2010, 11:08 am
    i'd be disappointed in you and i'd say that if you were Daredevil then you'd be seeing a lot of black, probably wouldn't suit you.
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:10 am
    good cause its all about spider-man!
    i love you man! f***in love ya
    guy love
    - chanse69 October 15, 2010, 11:13 am
    I think you mean bromance?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 12:28 pm
    I think you mean bromance?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 12:28 pm
    no i meant what i said
    its from Scrubs??
    - chanse69 October 18, 2010, 10:44 am
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  • 1

    if i were u and u were u who is he if he is u in the future?

    he is us
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:29 pm
    but we are not him and him is not us because him is he but he is u nd i am u nd u r u so who is him and what about them who are twins of him....
    - xxkisamexx October 16, 2010, 12:32 am
    This is just sounding like we're Dawn...
    - Dannyl October 16, 2010, 12:34 am
    but wat if we are dawn lolz
    - xxkisamexx October 16, 2010, 8:04 pm
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  • 1

    alright serious question time have you seen RED And how awesome did you think it was

    I haven't seen it, but from your question i'm assuming i should. I'll try and get around to that.
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:29 pm
    best ending ever
    - Tremp20k October 16, 2010, 2:50 am
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  • 1

    Do you play Transformice?

    Yes, my name is Heshai
    - Dannyl October 15, 2010, 11:30 pm
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  • 1

    How do you take it up the ass?

    Three's company
    - Dannyl October 17, 2010, 7:28 am
    what is the string theory and how does it have anything to do with you taking it up the ass?
    - papereeno October 17, 2010, 8:29 am
    It is a candidate for the Theory Of Everything and it has nothing to do with me taking it up the ass. I just like three cocks at a time
    - Dannyl October 17, 2010, 9:06 am
    What does the number 42 have to do with all of that and you taking it up the ass.
    - papereeno October 17, 2010, 9:10 am
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  • 1

    What was your avatar before the boxman under water?

    • Bekenel
    • October 17, 2010, 10:49 am
    The boxman was my first avatar
    - Dannyl October 17, 2010, 12:18 pm
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  • 1

    Can you give me advice on something? Go to my latest post and read all about it.

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  • 1

    Is your profile name pronounced like Daniel or Danny-l?

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  • 1

    DO YOU PLAY TRANSFORMICE???
    I PLAY IT ALL THE TIME :D
    IF YOU DO, WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME??
    MINE IS ICELANDGIRLY
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ROOM THEN?
    MINE IS /room room
    IF YOU SEE ME, ADD ME AS FRIEND OK?!?!?

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