Ask a Daminals!

Pretty much ask me a question and I will answer it to the best of my ability. SO don't expect anything shit-tastic. And also, I answer stupid questions with a stupid answer, so don't ask them.
WARNING! THIS POST IS NOT FOR TROLLS!
But other than that, ask away my fellow sharenator's.

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  • 6

    Why is abbreviated such a long word?
    Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
    Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
    Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
    Is there another word for synonym?

    • Dannyl
    • October 14, 2010, 12:19 pm
    My brain just died a little trying to work them out...
    - SuDoku October 14, 2010, 12:21 pm
    Because the people who invented the english language like to confuse people by giving big words small meanings.
    Refer to answer 1.
    It is spelled the way it sounds to me.
    They're called apartments because it's a part-time tenement.
    I don't know?
    Because that would sound dumb.
    There is, "same" is another word for synonym (which can also be revered as the definition).
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:31 pm
    man ur like the 2nd hawkings
    - thekitkatkid November 8, 2010, 7:10 pm
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  • 4

    How many spoons can you balance on your face?

    • Bekenel
    • October 14, 2010, 12:08 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
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  • 3

    Do you know... The Muffin Man?

    • SuDoku
    • October 14, 2010, 12:06 pm
    What if I did?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:13 pm
    I wanted to know if he could make me a giant gingerbread man like out of Shrek 2 :)
    - SuDoku October 14, 2010, 12:17 pm
    Okay, so I do know the muffin man. Here ya go. On the house!

    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:23 pm
    :D

    - SuDoku October 14, 2010, 12:27 pm
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    has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look alike?

    • tacolad
    • October 14, 2010, 12:07 pm
    I see the words, they just make no sense...
    - SuDoku October 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
    Yes, maybe, and I don't know. Who am I chacha? Only chacha or kgb would answer something as confusing as that.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:14 pm
    dude....not even sherlock holms can figure that out
    - thekitkatkid November 8, 2010, 7:14 pm
    its elementary my dear klew klux k- i mean kit kat kid
    - PwnzElite January 10, 2011, 10:16 pm
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  • 3

    the reason i wont ever do one of these is you bastards ask to many question that would require witty answers i only have so much wit in a day and would run out

    That's not a question! Just kidding. Oh and because I'm part grammar nazi, you should put an apostrophe after the n in won't and add an o to "to". And capitalize your I's. Sorry.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:54 pm
    oh you dont want me get started ill give you so many grammatical errors you AND google will overload
    - Tremp20k October 14, 2010, 1:17 pm
    I'm just messing with you. I don't mean anything by it. I'll even give you a +1.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 15, 2010, 3:12 am
    lol
    - Tremp20k October 15, 2010, 3:32 am
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  • 2

    why are you so cheap on the %? you should give it half and half

    I wasn't sure if I should have given 20, 15, or 10. So I randomly chose 10. Why do you care?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:19 pm
    give credit to where credit is due
    - DarkicoN13 October 14, 2010, 12:40 pm
    I did. 10 to Dawn for starting this thing and 10 to dannyl for suggesting it. And because I didn't give ENOUGH credit you're going to down rate me?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:51 pm
    im not downrating im just saying
    - DarkicoN13 October 14, 2010, 2:06 pm
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  • 2

    i wanna do a post like this cause i have lots of wit:D

    if mine dog yours was gone how she would get not home tommorroow

    can u name all the errors in my spellling IN this post like hows ya do it mate..

    oh an i still dont get what a troll is?
    have you ever looked at youur poop and be proud that the monstrosity came out of your poo poo hole?

    I LOVE CHICKIN
    why does everyone always say "that tastes like chickin"? when it really doesnt..
    but when i say chickin taste like chickiin they all think im stupid??
    good luck mate

    sorry, but that's really not too witty. Good try though +1
    - Jackylegs November 8, 2010, 6:04 pm
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  • 2

    What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

    • SuDoku
    • October 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
    unladen swallow
    - Tremp20k October 17, 2010, 12:47 pm
    Well that would all depend if it's an african swallow or not. Was he carrying a coconut at the time?
    - XxDaminalsxX October 17, 2010, 1:20 pm
    Yeah they were carrying on a line held between the dorsel guiding feathers.
    - SuDoku October 17, 2010, 1:24 pm
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  • 1

    Why Daminals as a name?

    • Dawn
    • October 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
    That's a good question actually. Daminals is a nickname I was randomly given by my cousin and his friends. There's no real reason as to why and where they came up with it. It just sort of stuck.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:13 pm
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  • 1

    How much more ''Ask A'' Posts will follow?

    • Naugron
    • October 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
    That's hard to say.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 14, 2010, 12:21 pm
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    Why do you only have 2 points on this post?

    Because dragkyre is a douchebag and was bitching about me not giving enough points to Dawn and Dannyl. Like I should have included him. Because really, I don't see why he cares how many points I give or don't give. So he downrated me.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 15, 2010, 3:11 am
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    Should I make one of these types of posts too, while it's still cool?

    I'd wait for this post to die off before you do. But yeah I would make one while the bandwagon's still rolling. After this post dies (by that I mean when people stop commenting) off feel free to hop on the bandwagon.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 15, 2010, 3:52 am
    Thanks for your approval.
    - CrazyJay October 15, 2010, 3:54 am
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  • 1

    how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? and why do would cucks have nothing better to do than chuck wood? and because my friend who i will call jimmy wants to know why are there not more tacos in canada?

    • Jabori
    • October 15, 2010, 4:23 am
    Ummm.. a lot.
    Because they're wood chucks.
    Becaus he touches his self at night.
    - XxDaminalsxX October 15, 2010, 7:10 am
    and thats my mind scarred with that last image thank you very much daminals lol
    - Jabori October 15, 2010, 7:45 am
    A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    - johnecash October 15, 2010, 7:48 am
    This makes as much sense as this post... +1! xD
    - dogggy October 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
    I did not write this, it is from somewhere else

    Woodchucks Chucking Wood

    According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

    Others say:

    * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

    * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    * It depends on how good his dentures are!

    * A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

    * About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

    * About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

    * Um....... 23????

    * Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

    * If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wanted to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be allowed.

    * Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

    * Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

    * "Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for wood chuck."- This answer is according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Wood Chucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very same question.

    * How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

    * None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood! :P

    * Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds. So there.

    * 2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?

    * it depends how good his dentures are!!!

    * As much as he needed to be satisfied

    * But the true jokey answer, as told by my grandfather is: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    * Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.

    * A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the wood chucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but some of them chucked them (threw them) at people.
    - zebidybob January 4, 2011, 5:03 am
    all i got out of that was chuck norris
    - Jabori January 4, 2011, 5:01 pm
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  • 1

    What will i see if i could run backwards at the speed of light? Wouldn't the light rays be travelling back at the same speed as me so wouldn't i see the same thing even if i ran backwards at the speed of light

    Yay longest comment ever of mine ^ ^
    - mrfizzy12345 October 16, 2010, 7:54 am
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  • 1

    why is bring me the horizon's new album your avatar?

    • bmayes
    • November 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
    Because I wanted it to be?
    - XxDaminalsxX November 9, 2010, 3:04 am
    Ok just seems kind of odd sorry
    - bmayes November 9, 2010, 3:44 pm
    How so?
    - XxDaminalsxX November 10, 2010, 3:03 am
    idk i just thinks weird to have a cd cover as it.
    - bmayes November 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
    I chose this as my avatar because it looks kick ass, and Bring Me The Horizon's one of my favorite bands. This is the only album cover i've ever used as an avatar. My last avatar was Madara Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden).
    - XxDaminalsxX November 12, 2010, 3:04 am
    Ok hah i might go see bmth in two weeks
    - bmayes November 13, 2010, 6:56 pm
    Nice. Some people complain about their new album because Oli Sykes can't scream as much as he used to. But I don't really care because it still sounds good.
    - XxDaminalsxX November 14, 2010, 11:07 am
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    How many, Daminals? HOW. MANY?

    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
    OVER 9000!!!!!
    - XxDaminalsxX January 4, 2011, 3:18 am
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    The owl said three, man.

    He didn't lick it all the way, man. He just chomped it after three. You have to have extreme patience. I climbed the peaks of Mt. Everest, fought the Yeti, and offered his heart to the sun god. I was then bestowed the knowledge and power that is required to answer such a question. Then and only then will YOU be able to find out just how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Trust me, I know.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 5, 2011, 3:18 am
    ... *tears* Thank you...
    - zargenathen January 5, 2011, 10:54 am
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    why did they have to tag my problem with a word such as "dyslexia" its really not helping me at all ):
    why'd they do it man? why'd they do it??

    Because all people of Sharenator can be pricks at some point or another. We all have our dick-ish moments.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 5, 2011, 3:24 am
    +1 cos i can
    - BlurrySours January 5, 2011, 8:24 am
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    how old is jesus?

    Depends.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 5, 2011, 3:24 am
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    Could turtles swim backwards?

    • Woggie
    • January 4, 2011, 4:46 pm
    *Can
    Yes, they could/can. A turtle would have to be on its back to swim backwards though.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 5, 2011, 3:25 am
    :/ I can't type worth a damn anyways. Thanks!
    - Woggie January 5, 2011, 4:09 am
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