Anyone Else have Insomnia?
Ideas:
1. stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping
2. command your evil lawn gnome army
3. Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland.
4. Hit your head repeatedly with a brick until you are "cured"
5. Learn to play the bagpipe
6. Drive around town playing "Spot The Hooker"
7. Hunt vampires
8. Take advantage of your free nights - call all your friends
9. Map those bumpy things on the ceiling
10. Use up your leftover fireworks from the 4th of July and New Years Eve
11. Mow the lawn - if you can't sleep, then nobody will!
12. *My favorite idea* Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin
1. stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping
2. command your evil lawn gnome army
3. Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland.
4. Hit your head repeatedly with a brick until you are "cured"
5. Learn to play the bagpipe
6. Drive around town playing "Spot The Hooker"
7. Hunt vampires
8. Take advantage of your free nights - call all your friends
9. Map those bumpy things on the ceiling
10. Use up your leftover fireworks from the 4th of July and New Years Eve
11. Mow the lawn - if you can't sleep, then nobody will!
12. *My favorite idea* Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin
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Posted: 2010-12-21 19:50:50
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well im a guy so i would be like * hell yeah this is the most bad ass thing ever it's like im high and i dont have to smoke are sleep(month later) shit im bout not to have insomnia any more* when a girl has it* well this is cool, but im fucked when my period starts(period starts) [crying] i just want to sleep i call my friends and complain to them{calls friend} damn it there asleep.(3 days later) yay now i can enjoy insomnia*
No, it's just becuse I get sick from time to time becuse my eyes won't see anything properly and it happens randomly. It's kinda like how you feel and what you see minuse the strobe light. When this happens I can't close my eyes becuse the world get tillty and I can't read or play games becuse my eyes hurt. Also I don't cry on my period, I usually just yell more when I play Assasins creed or pokemon.
im going ti spell that backwards! hazzah
well this is not going to go anywhere! hazzah
why are we even typeing the first part! hazzah
im suprized we haven't been combo breakered! hazzah
well i guess im not doing it now! hazzah
i have lost the point in this! hazzah
fuckin bro made me get off! hazzah
my bro made me get off agian! hazzah
that fucker! hazzah (im doing it back wards so this combo is't broken) problem?
holy shit this is surviver! hazzah
lets vote off the trolls! hazzah
ember i think were the only ones on sharenator right now
lol random fuckin people out of no where
not relly it gets dark around 6 here so were both talking to the past. i think i just broke reality
Well it's 7:00 here. So yeah. Oh and also. Grammar challenge just waiting.
for the grammar challenge i have corrections now so im not messing up has much
DUDE I MIGHT BE DYSLEXIC AND MY PARITNS KEEP FOR GETTING TO CALL THE DOCTERS AND ASK THEM ABOUT IT
That sucks, you know who cares? Not this guy.
Posted: 2010-12-23 12:00:49 Report
go to where you corected me and read it
the guy that loves Justin Beiber! hazzah
so thats why you were off for so long! hazzah
but i thought you were in virginia! hazzah
XD i would love it there! hazzah
so you would want to live in texas! hazzah
wtf is with your profile info! hazzah
why did you change it it was funny! hazzah
XD thats what your profile pic is! hazzah
but i was talking about your profile info! hazzah
i know i look at alot of peoples! hazzah
and i read it has im a batman! hazzah
ok one coment at a time! hazzah
*pulls up middle finger* f*ck you
really! yay!*jumps in lava* got it *shows you bacon*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls out chain gun... unloads it*
*some how still alive* die bitch *pulls out flame thrower and doesn't stop using it till it's out
i cant do anything now im frozen
i dont care about you killing me or justin bieber i care that YOU MADE HIM RAPE ME
i now i just felt like pointing it out
this was so a combo XD! hazzah
what is that can i have a pic! hazzah
XD hazzah in your profile info! hazzah
oh on you left out a z were fuckin screwed! hazzah
you still have it! LUCKY! hazzah
holy shit gingers have powers! hazzah
yeah but you still have no soul XD! hazzah( no offence)
do you have that bright orange hair or the dark red! hazzah
i hate the orange hair it's just werid looking! hazzah
yeah those ones creep me out! hazzah
lol you take this seriously! hazzah
look at me changing the converstion! hazzah
i dont even know what they are! hazzah
*facepalm*FUUUUUUUUUUU! hazzah
what where we talking about! hazzah
i can drink water beat that! hazzah
i can breath air in outerspace without a space suit! hazzah
*graps sun and trows it at ember*! hazzah
*pulls out flame thrower and points it in the opposite way of earth and uses it has a jet pack*! hazzah
*hits the atmosphere*FUUUUUUUUUUUUU! hazzah
*hits ground... gets up* why did you leave me out there! hazzah
well played*stand up and dusts self off*! hazzah
im going to get some pizza! hazzah
lucky i still haven't had bacon for a while! hazzah
i can't none at my house! hazzah
*goes to farm graps a pig and runs off*! hazzah
ok sry was i suposed to reply i was to busy eatin bacon! hazzah
O_O*falls to the ground dead*! hazzah
O_O*falls to the ground dead*! hazzah
im a zombie now well tecnoly! hazzah
yay lets infect everyone*bites ember*! hazzah
*bites everyone else on sharenator ... finds whatcastlewarsisawsomethink's profile eats it*! hazzah
*world uses rocketship to get to other plaints and attack aleians*! hazzah
what if they have no internet! hazzah
well they would still have sharenator! hazzah
wait shouldn't you be at school! hazzah
i might not ether i gotz tonsilitus! hazzah
not really it's like strab thruot only it last longer and they cant help it! hazzah
oh ok and you have had like everything! hazzah
little late on the maze game! hazzah
XD but i really hope i get to say home tomarrow! hazzah
holy shit the gruch is in there! hazzah
It is, one time I was printing a photo and there was a frowny face on my test strip, I printed the photo without changing any thing and there was no frowny face any where, my friends and I couldn't find any explination other then the darkroom gost! hazzah
Posted: 2011-01-10 15:08:45 Report
i love gost story's got any more i'll uprate you! hazzah
I swear on all the pandas in the world that the following story is true.
When I was 13 my familly moved into this house on razer hill rd. When I first got to the house I knew I didn't want to be there. The first thing I noticed was wrong with the house was the noises just randome nocking when nobody was home. I tried to ignore it, things like this stop for me if I ignore it. The knocking continued, I would hear somebody moveing around the house. This continued and I learnt to ignore it, but one night I needed to get a pencil out of the front liveing room. The front room has a big window across the whole room, this is where I saw him, a civil war soldier wearing a southern uniniform. At first I thought it was a person but then he turned and dissipered.
When I was fourteen I moved into the bassment, bigest mistake of my life. All night I could hear boots paceing outside my door, the lights would flicker on and off, things would be moved.Nobody belived me so I was on my own for awile. That lasted for a few mounths intill my three year old cousin saw him. Nobody ever told her about the man in my house but one day she went into the basment screemed bloody murder and ran back upstairs refusing to go into the house. I asked her what was wrong and she said a man was in the basment and he dissipeared.
I moved into a programe shortly after that, I'm still here actualy but I will never forget the shit that whent down that only me and my young cousin could see.
When I was 13 my familly moved into this house on razer hill rd. When I first got to the house I knew I didn't want to be there. The first thing I noticed was wrong with the house was the noises just randome nocking when nobody was home. I tried to ignore it, things like this stop for me if I ignore it. The knocking continued, I would hear somebody moveing around the house. This continued and I learnt to ignore it, but one night I needed to get a pencil out of the front liveing room. The front room has a big window across the whole room, this is where I saw him, a civil war soldier wearing a southern uniniform. At first I thought it was a person but then he turned and dissipered.
When I was fourteen I moved into the bassment, bigest mistake of my life. All night I could hear boots paceing outside my door, the lights would flicker on and off, things would be moved.Nobody belived me so I was on my own for awile. That lasted for a few mounths intill my three year old cousin saw him. Nobody ever told her about the man in my house but one day she went into the basment screemed bloody murder and ran back upstairs refusing to go into the house. I asked her what was wrong and she said a man was in the basment and he dissipeared.
I moved into a programe shortly after that, I'm still here actualy but I will never forget the shit that whent down that only me and my young cousin could see.
im speech less. one time is' wasn't a big deal but it was something. i can sort of feel when gost are there. so i walked in my parents room all the lights in the house were off and i felt like a chill on my arm so i said show yourself and right when i did a black shadow came out of the bath room and went strait at me i freaked out and turned on the light and then i went a way. it could have been my imagantion but then when i walked back i felt the cold chill agian
i got one more. it's why i hate christmas. my dad had just bought a porsoln doll(it looked like Santa Clasa. i was playing on my computer and i was there for about 30 minutes when i turned around it was staring at me i thought nothing of it so i went and washed the dishes when i was done it was looking at me agian i was freaked out but i thought someone moved it. i went back and played the game agian. i looked behind me and it was staring at me so i turned it around i went back to playing the game i was scared shitless. i turn around and it was staring at me at that time i freaked out grabed it toke it outside and broke it to peaces.
Same thing happend to me when I was 8 she was wearing a blue dress. I was playing in my room and it keept looking at me, I put her in my toybox but she kept geting out. One night I woke up and she was on my nightstand just looking at me. My cat must have known something was wrong becuse I heard scraching at my door intill my demon cat opend the door ran up to the doll and killed it. I allways let her into my room after that.
I think all porsolin dolls are evil becuse a lot of people I know have an evil doll story.
I think all porsolin dolls are evil becuse a lot of people I know have an evil doll story.
the same happen to my sister but hers was a Barbie doll and one night she woke up and it had a play knife and it was on her chest.
we need to make a post out of this
you should make it put mine in there too do the second one. and i need sleep
well it's midnight over here! hazzah
lol you going to make a ghost story post! hazzah
no the combo is dieing! hazzah
well atleast your on sharenator more! hazzah
yeah two combos at once! hazzah
all i can say to this is fuck yeah! hazzah
Lol I have chronic insomnia so I might try everything but 3 and 4. I personaly use my nights for gameing or sharenator. But, I think I might be able to fit a few of these into my scedual... Just did number 8 they are all pissed that I woke them up at 1:15am :D
It works like sleeping just the opposite.
Haha, I suffer from chronic insomnia too. I've tried number 4. I doesn't work, and I don't suggest trying it. I'd probably be on here or facebook or something all night, but my parents turn off the wireless internet.
I did create a separate personality that I talk to. That actually does help me get to sleep.
I did create a separate personality that I talk to. That actually does help me get to sleep.
i have a cold so i took some niquil and drank a red bull so im doin great.
i live by this rule... sleep when your dead
i live by the rule of coffee is for hipsters and pussies the real energy is in redbull, mixed with niquil and caffeine pills.
bro fist? that all i got to say to that
i have insomnia and it sucks you dont have the energy to do any of that
thats why you drink monster :P
maybe that's where the insomnia came from though :P
no i comes form to much stress
I guess correcting your grammar would cause more stress ^
and seeing that someone is missing an eye would to.
Oh yeah,i'm with you now, that was to inform you who i was signalling for grammatical errors :)
Care to elaborate further, for i am not connecting the same brainwaves as you are :P
ok at the end of your comment you put this ---> ^
there
there
Posted: 2010-12-23 12:03:08 Report
trust me, doind parkour at night is good for practice, no one to see yoo if yoo fuck up so yoo feel more confident
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