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Anybody have some good Comebacks?

Sharenator.com Chat Anybody have some good Comebacks?

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory...

Were you born on the highway?
because that's where most accidents happen.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

If brains were dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose

All day I thought of you...I was at the zoo.

I may be fat but you are ugly, and I can lose weight.
Your turn go..
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Posted: 2010-07-23 21:05:45

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    ghettoshen - replied 2010-07-23 21:24:48
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    Uh, would inappropriate comebacks be appreciated?

    If they are please let me know!

    1. I spy something white! Your teeth! Oh wait...they're yellow.

    2. You were the product of a gas station condom and a one night stand.

    Ehh...I'm not too good at the clean ones...
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      tyduran13 - replied 2010-07-23 21:26:29
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      Lol aren't those the best kind?
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        ghettoshen - replied 2010-07-23 21:33:09
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        Haha which ones? Clean or dirty?
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          tyduran13 - replied 2010-07-23 21:34:31
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          Dirty lol This is SHARENATOR please share :) +1
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            ghettoshen - replied 2010-07-23 21:37:11
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            Haha alright.

            1. Your penis is so small you piss on your balls.

            2. You're so short, the grass tickles your balls.

            3. F*ck you.

            4. Yeah...you probably masturbate in your mom's bathtub.

            How's that for starters?
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              tyduran13 - replied 2010-07-23 21:47:49
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              Lmao very nice :)
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    bostonboy86 - replied 2010-07-23 22:03:38
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    Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a bag of nickels.
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      ghettoshen - replied 2010-07-23 22:07:04
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      You look like you shave with scissors and eat razor blades for breakfast.
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        DontTouchMyPuddin - replied 2010-07-24 10:31:42
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        That guy sounds like a badass!
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          XxDaminalsxX - replied 2010-07-24 11:18:02
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          He is........... the most interesting man in the world.
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    triclebickle - replied 2010-07-23 22:08:54
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    i have the best one ever, go fuck yourself, best said be dick cheney
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    crasos1 - replied 2010-07-23 22:41:39
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    no i think this is better. You cock juggling THUNDER cunt !
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    IDeidaraIKun - replied 2010-07-24 09:51:18
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    YOUR MOM!

    ...oh wait, you want good comebacks
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    mostafagalal - replied 2010-07-24 10:25:08
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    Here are two of my faves:

    - "You're about as useless as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest." -- Rowan Atkinson

    - "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." -- Scott Adams

    xD
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    Math - replied 2010-07-24 11:01:45
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    You've got a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp!
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    decrotie2004 - replied 2010-11-04 07:02:25
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    you've got the face only a blind mother could love.
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    castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-11-04 07:48:22
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    your dad's a slut. nuff said i win
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    whtesnow - replied 2010-11-04 08:42:23
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    no best one.
    *takes pants off*
    *girl laughts*
    itsy bitsy tinsy winsy short dick man! wait thats a song. ummm


    ur so ugly to get the dogs to play with u we had to tie beef around your neck.

    your mom's so ugly she looked out a window got arrested for mooning!

    god said let ther be light followed by move(enter name of mokey here) ur big ass head!

    not to good but wtf! ill say waht i want :)
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    juniper - replied 2010-11-04 19:02:14
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    Nu uh to your uh huh!
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    Goober - replied 2010-11-04 21:49:06
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    Fuck you. I win.
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    Ruleb - replied 2010-11-04 23:44:00
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    "Why thankyou. And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident".
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    Nightmare - replied 2010-11-04 23:53:23
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    i love this picture i had to share it!
    IF I WANTED MY OWN COMEBACK I WOULD HAVE WIPED IT OFF YOUR MOMS CHIN - Anybody have some good Comebacks?
    590x775
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      Deano10 - replied 2010-11-05 06:45:17
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      Damn it you beat me to it.
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        Nightmare - replied 2010-11-05 15:03:16
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        haha well the internet doesnt wait
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    BobTheJanitor - replied 2010-11-05 04:08:26
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    Mine is sort of a comeback and a joke.

    You: Knock knock
    Other person:Who's th-
    You:FUCK YOU!

    Alwase at least makes me smile.
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    gryxng - replied 2010-11-05 04:51:53
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    "Your mom goes to college"
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    CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-11-05 13:06:54
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    If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd cut a loud fart.
    If I wanted any lip out of you, I'd undo my fly.
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